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It's Super Tuesday. Marvel Wants You To Vote Loki.

It's Super Tuesday. Marvel Wants You To Vote Loki.

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

Ike Perlmutter on the other hand...

WWE and Sony Join Unholy Forces for a 'Surf's Up' Sequel

WWE and Sony Join Unholy Forces for a 'Surf's Up' Sequel

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

First they met Scooby Doo. Then the Flintstones. Now... prepare yourselves as your favorite WWE superstar is transformed into a Penguin. Wait... what?

Solve The Wayne Murders In New Batman v Superman Alexa Crossover Game

Solve The Wayne Murders In New Batman v Superman Alexa Crossover Game

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

It's the latest in playing with yourself.

Tell Me, Cheerios, Do You Bleed?

Tell Me, Cheerios, Do You Bleed?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

General Mills cereal are the latest product to get Batman v. Superman tie-in comics.

Enraged Alex Proyas Blames

Enraged Alex Proyas Blames "SJWs" For Gods of Egypt Bomb

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

The movie made just $14 million dollars over the weekend, prompting daily Facebook rants from the beleaguered director.

Worried Comic Retailer Gearing Up for Epic Poe Dameron #1 Release Party

Worried Comic Retailer Gearing Up for Epic Poe Dameron #1 Release Party

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

Like all comic book release parties, the Poe Dameron #1 Celebration is likely to turn into a debaucherous nightmare for comic shops.

New Creative Team Excited to Start Long Run on Grayson

New Creative Team Excited to Start Long Run on Grayson

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly see a bright future ahead for the DC comic.

Dark Tower Movie With Elba, McConaughey Official

Dark Tower Movie With Elba, McConaughey Official

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

Well, more official than the last fifty times we've written about it.

Fantastic Four's Not So Fantastic Showing at Razzies

Fantastic Four's Not So Fantastic Showing at Razzies

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

The movie won Worst Director, Worst Remake, and tied with Worst Movie of the Year with Fifty Shades of Grey.

White Suburban Moms Can't Stop Being Turned On By Lucifer

White Suburban Moms Can't Stop Being Turned On By Lucifer

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

Hoo, is it getting hot in here?

Power Rangers Movie Plot Revealed!

Power Rangers Movie Plot Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

We've got all the details right here!

Marvel Touts Sales of Free Comics

Marvel Touts Sales of Free Comics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

Nearly ONE MILLION COPIES of Marvel's FCBD issues have been reported.

Obligatory Oscar Recap Article

Obligatory Oscar Recap Article

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

Spoilers if you haven't seen it yet.

Gambit Movie Uses Sleight of Hand To Remove Itself From Movie Lineup

Gambit Movie Uses Sleight of Hand To Remove Itself From Movie Lineup

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 29, 2016

Two mystery movies join Fox's film lineup.

See Batman Whine In Doritos Batman v Superman Digital Comics

See Batman Whine In Doritos Batman v Superman Digital Comics

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

Don't settle for just one promotional tie-in!

Prepare For A Rainbow of Lightsabers in The Star Wars Universe

Prepare For A Rainbow of Lightsabers in The Star Wars Universe

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

J.J. Abrams wants gay characters in Star Wars.

Tommy Flanagan To Play Morally Ambiguous Character In Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Tommy Flanagan To Play Morally Ambiguous Character In Guardians of the Galaxy 2

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on February 28, 2016

The Sons of Anarchy actor is the latest addition to the cast.

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