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New Promotional Art For Star Wars Rebels

New Promotional Art For Star Wars Rebels

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 5, 2014

The Empire strikes... this Summer?

Outhouse Leads Class Action Lawsuit Against The Weather Wizard For All This Bullshit

Outhouse Leads Class Action Lawsuit Against The Weather Wizard For All This Bullshit

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 5, 2014

For fucks sake, we get it, you’re angry.

Adult Swim Expands Into Primetime

Adult Swim Expands Into Primetime

By Zechs in News with Benefits on February 5, 2014

The block of adult cartoon/programing on Cartoon Network expands to 8 pm (ET) starting March 31.

Will The Governor Return to AMC's Walking Dead? TV Guide Says Yes!

Will The Governor Return to AMC's Walking Dead? TV Guide Says Yes!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 5, 2014

Apparently that plotline hasn't drug on long enough. Maybe he'll have been trapped in the barn the whole time.

Rumor: B.J. Novak is Alistair Smythe in Amazing Spider-Man 2

Rumor: B.J. Novak is Alistair Smythe in Amazing Spider-Man 2

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

Answering complaints that the movie doesn't have enough villains,the Office star reportedly joins the cast.

Paul Scheer and Nick Giovannetti Talk Alien Penises, Censorship, and the ALIENS VS. PARKER TPB (In Stores Tomorrow)

Paul Scheer and Nick Giovannetti Talk Alien Penises, Censorship, and the ALIENS VS. PARKER TPB (In Stores Tomorrow)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

The Aliens vs. Parker trade paperback will be in stores tomorrow, but fans of massive alien penises may find themselves... wait for it... cockblocked.

Bryan Singer Joins Fox In Their Efforts To Ruin Every Comic Book Movie Ever By Breaking Godwin's Law

Bryan Singer Joins Fox In Their Efforts To Ruin Every Comic Book Movie Ever By Breaking Godwin's Law

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

You know who was a Hitler? Hitler!

Flash TV Series Casts Iris West

Flash TV Series Casts Iris West

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

Candice Patton will play the Flash's love interest.

Black Widow Has Her Valentine: Hawkeye

Black Widow Has Her Valentine: Hawkeye

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

One of the recently released images from Captain America Winter Soldier has a little Hawkeye easter egg.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Says 'John Stewart Can Whoop Superman's Ass'

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Says 'John Stewart Can Whoop Superman's Ass'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

Could this be a hint? To the rumormobile!!

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

New Look Superman Not New/Old Enough for Residents of Metropolis

By Jeff Moss in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

Residents of the city aren't happy with the hero's new look.

Wounded CBR Fires Back at Bleeding Cool, Calls Johnston Exclusive 'Rumor'

Wounded CBR Fires Back at Bleeding Cool, Calls Johnston Exclusive 'Rumor'

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

The website appears to be jealous of the attention Rich Johnston is getting from their old girlfriend, DC Comics.

Maniacal Spider-Man Fans Excited to Blame Nick Lowe For Life's Woes

Maniacal Spider-Man Fans Excited to Blame Nick Lowe For Life's Woes

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

Lowe is replacing Stephen Wacker as the Spider-Man editor at Marvel.

SCOOP: Bleeding Cool Sells Out, Gets Exclusive Preview of Geoff Johns / John Romita Jr. Superman

SCOOP: Bleeding Cool Sells Out, Gets Exclusive Preview of Geoff Johns / John Romita Jr. Superman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

The site has been "given" a sneak preview of the DC All Access video showing a first look at JR Jr.'s Superman and confirmation of Geoff Johns writing it.

Post Credit Scene for

Post Credit Scene for "Captain America: Winter Soldier" Spoiled

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on February 4, 2014

Starting to see this pop up a lot, so worth sharing.

Miracleman Censorship Raises Questions About Marvel's Commitment to Butts

Miracleman Censorship Raises Questions About Marvel's Commitment to Butts

By Terror and Copter in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

Marvel refuses to make statement about big butts, citing an inability to lie about them.

Pepsi CEO Red Skull Pleased with Influx of Customers after Coke Superbowl Ad

Pepsi CEO Red Skull Pleased with Influx of Customers after Coke Superbowl Ad

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 3, 2014

A coke commercial aired during the superbowl featuring un-American people doing un-American things set to un-American music.

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