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Agent Carter Adds Another Castmember

Agent Carter Adds Another Castmember

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

Even less of a sausage fest!

MMMMMUUUUUUUURDER in the DC Offices!

MMMMMUUUUUUUURDER in the DC Offices!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

A top DC executive admits to wanting to kill an employee over creative differences.

Into the Woods Trailer Features Johnny Depp, Chris Pine, And...Show Tunes!

Into the Woods Trailer Features Johnny Depp, Chris Pine, And...Show Tunes!

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

Johnny Depp and Chris Pine star in the film version of the Broadway classic musical Into the Woods.

Late Show Makeup Department Very Worried About Upcoming Brian Bendis Appearance

Late Show Makeup Department Very Worried About Upcoming Brian Bendis Appearance

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

They're going to have to work overtime to handle this one.

Defection Shocker: Marvel Editor Ellie Pyle Jumps Ship to DC

Defection Shocker: Marvel Editor Ellie Pyle Jumps Ship to DC

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

Looks like the creative summit will be even more of a sausage party next year.

Marvel Files Court Documents to Force Google to Reveal Identity of Avengers 2 Trailer Leaker

Marvel Files Court Documents to Force Google to Reveal Identity of Avengers 2 Trailer Leaker

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

They want Google to reveal details about the leaker's YouTube and Google + accounts. Joke's on them; nobody uses Google +!

MARVEL SHOCKER: 15 Teasers Rehashing Old Stories Leads To Rehash Of Even Older Story: Secret Wars

MARVEL SHOCKER: 15 Teasers Rehashing Old Stories Leads To Rehash Of Even Older Story: Secret Wars

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

Just imagine; a re-telling of a yearlong event under the paradigm of decompression written by Johnathan Hickman.

Internet Afflicted with Strange Disease as a Result of Official Star Wars Title

Internet Afflicted with Strange Disease as a Result of Official Star Wars Title

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

Millions were impacted by the announcement of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Marvel Supposedly Reveals New Details on Black Vortex Event

Marvel Supposedly Reveals New Details on Black Vortex Event

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

But we'll be damned if we can figure out what it is.

Marvel Random Crap Doubleshot: Ant-Man, Age of Ultron Footage, Plus Agent Carter Premiere Date, S.H.I.E.L.D. Return Date

Marvel Random Crap Doubleshot: Ant-Man, Age of Ultron Footage, Plus Agent Carter Premiere Date, S.H.I.E.L.D. Return Date

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 6, 2014

Two relatively pointless articles for the price of one!

Agent Carter TV Show Connected To Whiplash?

Agent Carter TV Show Connected To Whiplash?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

Costa Ronin cast, also scheduling info.

Netflix to Adapt Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, Richie Rich

Netflix to Adapt Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, Richie Rich

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

We're looking forward to the Count Olaf jail shower scene.

Nolan Denies Making

Nolan Denies Making "Not Real Movies" Quip About Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

Nolan says he was misquoted, and The Guardian blames Zack Snyder.

This Is In No Way Related To The Election Results From Last Night, But They Are Making A Comedy About Hitler

This Is In No Way Related To The Election Results From Last Night, But They Are Making A Comedy About Hitler

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

No, really, totally unrelated.

Check Out This Blurry, Screencapped Image of the Cover to Secret Wars #1!!

Check Out This Blurry, Screencapped Image of the Cover to Secret Wars #1!!

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

HARD HITTING COMICS JOURNALISM IN ACTION, PEOPLE.

Time Warner CEO Boasts of Growth, Profit, One Day After Massive Warner Bros. Layoffs Begin

Time Warner CEO Boasts of Growth, Profit, One Day After Massive Warner Bros. Layoffs Begin

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

Tell me again how sad you are to have to let people go right before the holidays?

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings, Outhouse Readers to Blame for Landslide Republican Midterm Victories

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings, Outhouse Readers to Blame for Landslide Republican Midterm Victories

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 5, 2014

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