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"X-Men: Apocalypse" First Trailer Debuts

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on December 11, 2015

Mark your calendars for Memorial Day Weekend 2016.

Eye These 'Zootopia' Posters

Eye These 'Zootopia' Posters

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 11, 2015

Movie poster parodies & a crowd (herd?) scene

The (X-Men:) Apocalypse (Trailer) Arrives Tomorrow!

The (X-Men:) Apocalypse (Trailer) Arrives Tomorrow!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 11, 2015

Will it leak today?

After 30 Years 'Rom The Space Knight' Is Free!

After 30 Years 'Rom The Space Knight' Is Free!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

Rom The Space Knight #0 on Free Comic Book Day that is

Belligerent Marvel Reveals Details on Latest Super-Mega-Crossover Event: Avengers Standoff

Belligerent Marvel Reveals Details on Latest Super-Mega-Crossover Event: Avengers Standoff

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

Oh, you're tired of crossover events? Well tough shit!

Bill Jemas Infuriated by Oni Press Starter Pack

Bill Jemas Infuriated by Oni Press Starter Pack

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on December 2, 2015

Oni Press plans to sell a pack of seven books for $5.99.

Idris Elba May Play Roland in Dark Tower Movies

Idris Elba May Play Roland in Dark Tower Movies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

So says the latest gossip from the rumor mill.

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Trailer for "Alexander Skarsgard Topless: The Movie" Features Shockingly Few Shots of Alexander Skarsgard Shirtless

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

What were they thinking?!

Got Two Bucks, Cheapskate? Spend It on Dawn of the Undead on comiXology

Got Two Bucks, Cheapskate? Spend It on Dawn of the Undead on comiXology

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

It features contributions by a very special creator!

Bitch Planet Returns Next Year... But With a Catch

Bitch Planet Returns Next Year... But With a Catch

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 8, 2015

The newest, standalone issue may contain content some readers might prefer to avoid.

Highly Anticipated Luxembourgian Star Wars Trailer to Contain .4 Seconds of New Footage

Highly Anticipated Luxembourgian Star Wars Trailer to Contain .4 Seconds of New Footage

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

In the meantime, you can watch the official international one.

BEHOLD: The Full Trailer for Michael Bay's TMNT 2: Out of the Shadows

BEHOLD: The Full Trailer for Michael Bay's TMNT 2: Out of the Shadows

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

...and into the garbage.

Dark Horse Announces Invasive Surveillance Program, Will Publish

Dark Horse Announces Invasive Surveillance Program, Will Publish "Secret Loves of Geek Girls"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

Where's Edward Snowden when you need him?!

Next Spider-Man Movie

Next Spider-Man Movie "Not The Dark Knight" Says Tom Holland

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

Holland is playing beloved superhero Captain Obvious in the upcoming film.

Star Wars 'Underworld' & '1313' Concepts Could Still Be Developed

Star Wars 'Underworld' & '1313' Concepts Could Still Be Developed

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

Projects thought frozen in carbonite are being looked at

Spend 14 Seconds in Hell with 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows'

Spend 14 Seconds in Hell with 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 10, 2015

God help us all.

'Godzilla: Resurgence' Teaser Trailer is HERE!!!!!!

'Godzilla: Resurgence' Teaser Trailer is HERE!!!!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 9, 2015

We've got the first teaser trailer for the new Godzilla movie!! But, it might let some down with the star attraction only heard, not seen. But is it worth viewing? HELL YES!!!

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