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'Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them' Announcement Trailer Found

'Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them' Announcement Trailer Found

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 15, 2015

Not for a furry dating site… we think.

Man Punches Out Senior Citizen to Win Coveted Wrestling Championship

Man Punches Out Senior Citizen to Win Coveted Wrestling Championship

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 15, 2015

Attendees in Philadelphia were overjoyed at the senseless act of violence.

Marvel Continues Iron Fist Charade With Shooting Title, Character Descriptions

Marvel Continues Iron Fist Charade With Shooting Title, Character Descriptions

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 15, 2015

You're not fooling anyone, Kevin Feige!

DC Throwing Everything at the Wall to See What Sticks in March 2016 Solicitations

DC Throwing Everything at the Wall to See What Sticks in March 2016 Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 14, 2015

But can they save themselves from their abysmal market share?!

'Samurai Champloo' Returns to Toonami

'Samurai Champloo' Returns to Toonami

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 14, 2015

The "samurai" Cowboy Bebop anime is returning to to the animated action block on January 2nd.

Here's a Deadpool Movie Poster With a Gun as a Phallic Symbol

Here's a Deadpool Movie Poster With a Gun as a Phallic Symbol

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 14, 2015

Oh, Deadpool! You never get old!

"Essex County" Latest Superhero Action Epic Headed to Television

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 14, 2015

Look out, Supergirl!

Boom! 'Independence Day: Resurgence' Trailer Is Here

Boom! 'Independence Day: Resurgence' Trailer Is Here

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 14, 2015

They're baaaaccckkkk…

Bizarre New Star Wars Trailer Features All New Footage, Characters, and Plot

Bizarre New Star Wars Trailer Features All New Footage, Characters, and Plot

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 14, 2015

This new trailer goes BEYOND anything we've seen before!

In Post-Apocalyptic Future, Unsold Copies of Dark Knight III Will Be Used as Currency

In Post-Apocalyptic Future, Unsold Copies of Dark Knight III Will Be Used as Currency

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 14, 2015

440,000 copies of the god damned things were sold to retailers in the direct market last month, which is more than four times the total comic book readership.

BvS Aquaman Funko Pop Vinyl is Paradoxical Combination of Cute and Grimdark

BvS Aquaman Funko Pop Vinyl is Paradoxical Combination of Cute and Grimdark

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 14, 2015

How can something so grim and gritty be made into an adorable little cartoon doll?!

DC Will Double Down on Mangled Polybag Variants for Batman v. Superman Month

DC Will Double Down on Mangled Polybag Variants for Batman v. Superman Month

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 12, 2015

Ten times as many variants will be destroyed in March's variant gimmick theme!

'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Relaunch Reaches $5.9 Million Goal!!

'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Relaunch Reaches $5.9 Million Goal!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 12, 2015

The show WILL have thirteen all-new episodes!! Next Sunday A.D.!

'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Kickstarter So Close to Ultimate Goal!!

'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Kickstarter So Close to Ultimate Goal!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 12, 2015

With only four hours left, with promised cameos of Mark Hamill and Jerry Seinfeld? Along with the creators of Rick & Morty joining the writing staff there's only one question one has to ask: WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU FUNDED THIS YET?!

Comicbook.com Celebrates 3,000,000 Likes

Comicbook.com Celebrates 3,000,000 Likes

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on December 11, 2015

And after Christian Hoffer began writing for them. Hmmm...

Despite Dark Knight, DC Still Crushed by Marvel, But It's Fans Who Are Really Screwed in November Sales

Despite Dark Knight, DC Still Crushed by Marvel, But It's Fans Who Are Really Screwed in November Sales

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 11, 2015

And ultimately, it's all your fault.

Marvel Reveals Details of Yet Another God Damned Crossover - X-Men: Apocalypse Wars

Marvel Reveals Details of Yet Another God Damned Crossover - X-Men: Apocalypse Wars

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 11, 2015

The company will publish nothing but crossovers in 2016.

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