Thursday, December 18, 2014 • Afternoon Edition • "For when you've got nowhere else to go."
The Outhouse Congratulates DC Comics on Going 1 Month Without Doing Something Stupid

The Outhouse Congratulates DC Comics on Going 1 Month Without Doing Something Stupid

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 11, 2013

...that we know about.

The Wolf Among Us (Fables Game) Video Review

The Wolf Among Us (Fables Game) Video Review

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 11, 2013

Something something Once Upon a Time...

Thor Beats Off Orson Scott Card

Thor Beats Off Orson Scott Card

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 10, 2013

...with a little help from Loki.

Charmin TP Twitter Makes Awesome Thor Pun, Deletes It Moments Later

Charmin TP Twitter Makes Awesome Thor Pun, Deletes It Moments Later

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 10, 2013

Damn you, hyper-sensitive PC American culture!

Full 30 Minute Return of the Jedi Lost Laserdisc Footage

Full 30 Minute Return of the Jedi Lost Laserdisc Footage

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 10, 2013

Lost footage from a special edition laserdisc of Return of the Jedi recovered, restored, and uploaded.

This is Why We Make Fun of the Comics Industry

This is Why We Make Fun of the Comics Industry

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 10, 2013

Shenanigans on Bleeding Cool's message boards involving a comic shop owner, a Marvel editor, and superstar writer Dan Slott validate our existence.

February One-Shot Mashup: Green And Red Lanterns Merge Into One Title

February One-Shot Mashup: Green And Red Lanterns Merge Into One Title

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on November 10, 2013

For one month the two Lantern titles become one title. And a surprise DC character becomes the newest Red Lantern

Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor Trailer Is Here!!

Doctor Who: Day of the Doctor Trailer Is Here!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 9, 2013

Smith. Tennant. Hurt. The trailer to the 50th Anniversary Special is here!!!

XBox One Requires Day One Software Update To Play

XBox One Requires Day One Software Update To Play

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 8, 2013

So what?

Marvel Advises Readers to Get Tested

Marvel Advises Readers to Get Tested

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 8, 2013

The company has apparently contracted an STD so disgusting it can be transmitted through comic books.

Exclusive: Marvel Planning Death of Watcher Event in 2014 and We Know Who Killed Him

Exclusive: Marvel Planning Death of Watcher Event in 2014 and We Know Who Killed Him

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 8, 2013

The Outhouse can exclusively reveal the name of the villain in Marvel's next big super-mega-crossover event: 'Who Watches the Neighborhood Watchmen?'

Marguerite Bennett to Write Lois Lane, Joker's Daughter One-Shots in February

Marguerite Bennett to Write Lois Lane, Joker's Daughter One-Shots in February

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 8, 2013

DC will be releasing the two one-shots in February.

Has Marvel Exposed Its Teaser-Making Interns to Terrigen Mists?

Has Marvel Exposed Its Teaser-Making Interns to Terrigen Mists?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 8, 2013

The sudden increase in teaser quality has led to allegations of performance enhancing mist usage.

Image Somewhat Questionably Launches Ongoing Xmas Series

Image Somewhat Questionably Launches Ongoing Xmas Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 8, 2013

Image is hoping people will read a Christmas comic all year long. And they probably will.

The Wonder Woman Rumor Mill Continues

The Wonder Woman Rumor Mill Continues

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 8, 2013

Looks like Jaimie Alexander rumor is out, but the Wonder Woman appearance in Batman vs. Superman is still in.

Marvel Is Hammered, Rama Takes Our Joke

Marvel Is Hammered, Rama Takes Our Joke

By JUde GHERror in News with Benefits on November 7, 2013

In response, The Outhouse will now call this the best teaser ever and give it 11 out of 5 stars.

Another Marvel TV Show On The Way?

Another Marvel TV Show On The Way?

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on November 7, 2013

Disney has told its shareholders that there is yet ANOTHER Marvel TV show on the way.

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