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Batman v. Superman to Stink Up Video Games Too w/ Arkham DLC

Batman v. Superman to Stink Up Video Games Too w/ Arkham DLC

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

The wooden acting of Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck will, unfortunately, not be included.

Hulk in Talks to Star in Thor: Ragnarok

Hulk in Talks to Star in Thor: Ragnarok

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

It's unknown what role the Hulk is up for.

NYCC: Grisly Discovery at Javits Center as Construction Crew Uncovers Remains of 'Maintaining Professional Standards in Reporting' Panel.

NYCC: Grisly Discovery at Javits Center as Construction Crew Uncovers Remains of 'Maintaining Professional Standards in Reporting' Panel.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

Reported missing back in 2010, the panel of comic journalists had been scheduled to speak about the importance of citing sources and fact-checking rumors. While police have several suspects, no arrests have been made at this time.

"Unforeseeable Issues" Led to Comic Book Delay, Says Creator Who Spent the Last Eight Hours Arguing on Twitter.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

Calling it 'just one of those things that happen' the famous comic book writer regretfully informed fans that the next issue of his series would be delayed yet again.

A Few 'Star Trek Beyond' On-Scene Spy Shots From Dubai As Production Wraps

A Few 'Star Trek Beyond' On-Scene Spy Shots From Dubai As Production Wraps

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 16, 2015

See some shots from a movie we barely know anything about.

Game of Thrones Coloring Book Almost Complete

Game of Thrones Coloring Book Almost Complete

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

Because nothing says "tale of incestuous rape and violence" like crayons.

Did A Leak Of 2016 Lego Sets Reveal Another New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Vehicle?

Did A Leak Of 2016 Lego Sets Reveal Another New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Vehicle?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

Or does a certain starfighter need to cut back on the cookies?

REPORT: Bleeding Cool Pressures Janitor at Marvel for Information on Fantastic Four Film Rights, Receives Bag of Trash and Indecipherable Grunting Instead

REPORT: Bleeding Cool Pressures Janitor at Marvel for Information on Fantastic Four Film Rights, Receives Bag of Trash and Indecipherable Grunting Instead

By The Indie Huntress in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

Oddly enough, they'll still manage to turn it into an article.

BREAKING: Lying Fox Denies They Gave Marvel Fantastic Four Rights

BREAKING: Lying Fox Denies They Gave Marvel Fantastic Four Rights

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

Who are we supposed to believe, a second rate Hollywood gossip hub, or Fox themselves?

Earth-3 Bernie Sanders Readies Undead Army for Invasion.

Earth-3 Bernie Sanders Readies Undead Army for Invasion.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

Having located the hiding place of Earth-2 Bernie Sanders using a dimensional triangulator, Earth-3's Lord Bernibus of House Sand vowed to bring death and destruction to those who would provide shelter to his mortal foe.

REPORT: Ike Perlmutter Spotted Outside Marvel Studios Holding Up Boom Box

REPORT: Ike Perlmutter Spotted Outside Marvel Studios Holding Up Boom Box

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

The shake-ups at Marvel continue as everyone struggles for power with everyone else!

Rumor: Marvel and Fox to Merge, Become One Company, Have Babies

Rumor: Marvel and Fox to Merge, Become One Company, Have Babies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

It's rumor season, people!

Latest Marvel/Fox Rumor: Ike Perlmutter to be Stuffed in Box, Shipped to Abu Dhabi

Latest Marvel/Fox Rumor: Ike Perlmutter to be Stuffed in Box, Shipped to Abu Dhabi

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

This is either the latest Hollywood rumor, or the plot of a Garfield cartoon. U DECIDE!

Fantastic Four Back with Marvel?

Fantastic Four Back with Marvel?

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

In the vain of Ava DuVernay signs on to direct Black Panther and Moon Knight to join Netflix, it's time to jump the gun!

Outlandish Rumor Claims Marvel is Working with Fox on Two X-Men TV Shows

Outlandish Rumor Claims Marvel is Working with Fox on Two X-Men TV Shows

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

But that can't be! Marvel and Fox are mortal enemies!

Ta-Nehisi Coates Talks About 'Black Panther' On (Sort Of) 'The Daily Show'

Ta-Nehisi Coates Talks About 'Black Panther' On (Sort Of) 'The Daily Show'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

He's a "comic book kind of guy"

It's On! 'Godzilla Vs. Kong' In 2020!

It's On! 'Godzilla Vs. Kong' In 2020!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

The thrilla with Godzilla

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