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Valve Files Trademark for Half-Life 3

Valve Files Trademark for Half-Life 3

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on October 1, 2013

The bigger news is that they hadn't already done this.

Trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on October 1, 2013

Does this need to be teased? OK then, get a taste of Smaug's voice - Watch the trailer!

(Washington) DC Hires Scott Lobdell To Relaunch American Federal Government

(Washington) DC Hires Scott Lobdell To Relaunch American Federal Government

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 1, 2013

In hindsight, the 1990s weren’t all that bad for America.

Congress Unanimously Passes Budget Plan After Barbara Boxer Threatens to Recite Ultimatum

Congress Unanimously Passes Budget Plan After Barbara Boxer Threatens to Recite Ultimatum

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 1, 2013

When reached for comment, Speaker Of The House, John Boehner, could only reply: My ears, they are bleeding!

Roche On Marvel One-Shot And What Else Might Be Coming NOW!

Roche On Marvel One-Shot And What Else Might Be Coming NOW!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 1, 2013

An upcoming Marvel NOW project and what else might be coming to Marvel.

Tomorrow's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Might Make You FURY-ous

Tomorrow's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Might Make You FURY-ous

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 30, 2013

Especially if you don't stay for the credits.

News From The Future: Geeks Now An Endangered Species: Lightsabers Invented

News From The Future: Geeks Now An Endangered Species: Lightsabers Invented

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 30, 2013

Self inflicted stupidity now 5th most common cause of death in the world

Outhouse Webmaster Sent To Marvel Teaser-holics Anonymous Due To Flashbacks Inspired By

Outhouse Webmaster Sent To Marvel Teaser-holics Anonymous Due To Flashbacks Inspired By "Higher"

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 30, 2013

Reports back: harder habit to kick than heroin

Scott Lobdell Fired Off Teen Ti -- Oh, He's Just Joking

Scott Lobdell Fired Off Teen Ti -- Oh, He's Just Joking

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 30, 2013

Fans prematurely celebrated when Lobdell stated he had been fired from DC, only to learn it was a joke.

Will Constantine Creators Get Paid for TV Show?

Will Constantine Creators Get Paid for TV Show?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 30, 2013

Has Hollywood done something stupid today?

Man Finally Decides to Start Watching Breaking Bad

Man Finally Decides to Start Watching Breaking Bad

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 30, 2013

After holding out for five years, the man has finally given in to the pressure from friends and relatives, deciding to give the show a chance next Sunday.

Legend of Korra Moves to Nicktoons

Legend of Korra Moves to Nicktoons

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 29, 2013

The popular animated show will be moving from Nickelodeon to Nick Toons starting in October. UPDATE**

New Promo Trailer for 'The Walking Dead' Season 4

New Promo Trailer for 'The Walking Dead' Season 4

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on September 29, 2013

grrr... arr....

Batman: Arkham Origins Soundtrack Sheds Light on More Villains

Batman: Arkham Origins Soundtrack Sheds Light on More Villains

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 28, 2013

The track listing for Batman: Arkham Origins has just gone up. Does it reveal another assassin or just a few more foes for Batman to handle?

Season 4 of Game of Thrones Will Have Biggest Death Count Yet

Season 4 of Game of Thrones Will Have Biggest Death Count Yet

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on September 28, 2013

Brace Yourself: Death is coming.

Valve Made Huge Announcements This Week That Were Not Half-Life 3

Valve Made Huge Announcements This Week That Were Not Half-Life 3

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on September 28, 2013

For anyone else, announcing to operating systems, innovative controllers and more would be huge news, but when you are Valve it's known simply as "Not Half-Life 3."

Farewell, MTV Geek - The Blogosphere Is a Poorer Place Without You

Farewell, MTV Geek - The Blogosphere Is a Poorer Place Without You

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 27, 2013

For a soulless, corporate mega-site, they were actually pretty okay.

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