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Toonami: 'Space Dandy' Season 2  Arrives July 5th!!!

Toonami: 'Space Dandy' Season 2 Arrives July 5th!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 5, 2014

Season 2 of the Toonami-exclusive anime is coming a lot sooner than expected.

Four Mature Works of Literature for Grown-Ups Embarrassed by Reading Young Adult Novels

Four Mature Works of Literature for Grown-Ups Embarrassed by Reading Young Adult Novels

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 5, 2014

If you're feeling ashamed of yourself after reading Slate.com today, The Outhouse is here to save you from your own cultural inadequacy.

Sony Pictures Animation To Face Medusa

Sony Pictures Animation To Face Medusa

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 5, 2014

Stoning is magic.

DC Did Something Good Today: Bill Finger to Receive Cover Credit for Detective Comics #27

DC Did Something Good Today: Bill Finger to Receive Cover Credit for Detective Comics #27

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 5, 2014

The co-creator of Batman will finally be credited in a re-release of Batman's first appearance.

Just Who Is That Pearls Before Swine Guest Artist?

Just Who Is That Pearls Before Swine Guest Artist?

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 5, 2014

This story could HSK into something pretty huge!

Outhouse Names List of Comics We Want Banned for Comics-Focused Banned Books Week

Outhouse Names List of Comics We Want Banned for Comics-Focused Banned Books Week

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 4, 2014

We've been waiting for a good opportunity to get rid of a lot of these, and we finally have our chance!

#WeWantLeia Wins: Disney to Add Princess Leia Toys to Star Wars Merchandise Lines

#WeWantLeia Wins: Disney to Add Princess Leia Toys to Star Wars Merchandise Lines

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 4, 2014

The company stated that several products featuring the iconic character would be available soon.

Brian Wood to Take Over Moon Knight with Issue #7

Brian Wood to Take Over Moon Knight with Issue #7

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 4, 2014

The new creative team will take over in September.

Hasbro New One-Step Transformation Is More Less Than Meets the Eye

Hasbro New One-Step Transformation Is More Less Than Meets the Eye

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 3, 2014

Hasbro has a new video uploaded that showcases their new one-step Transformer that's tailored for every viewer who has seen a Michael Bay Transformer movie.

Who's that Girl? Batman Eternal #9 Answers (and SPOILERS)!

Who's that Girl? Batman Eternal #9 Answers (and SPOILERS)!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 4, 2014

SURPRISE! It's not who you want it to be, and only people forty years old and over are likely to recognize her.

Josh Trank to Direct Stand Alone Star Wars Movie

Josh Trank to Direct Stand Alone Star Wars Movie

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 4, 2014

Another day, another Disney movie franchise announcement that's not about Ant-Man.

Hell Freezes Over: Rocket Raccoon #1 Sales to Exceed 300,000

Hell Freezes Over: Rocket Raccoon #1 Sales to Exceed 300,000

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 4, 2014

$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $

Cash Rules Everything Around Marvel

Cash Rules Everything Around Marvel

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 4, 2014

C.R.E.A.M. Get the money Dollar, dollar bill y'all

Just How Much Thanos Will We See In Guardians Of The Galaxy?

Just How Much Thanos Will We See In Guardians Of The Galaxy?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 3, 2014

Will the Mad Titan get the exposure he deserves in the upcoming film?

Robert Pattinson to Be Next Indiana Jones?

Robert Pattinson to Be Next Indiana Jones?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2014

The sparkly vampire is rumored to be in line to take over the role from an aging Harrison Ford.

Scott Derrickson to Direct Dr. Strange?

Scott Derrickson to Direct Dr. Strange?

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 3, 2014

We'll run a follow up article when he leaves due to creative differences.

Marvel Listens to Fans, Will Show S.H.I.E.L.D. Season Two With Less Breaks, Darker Tone

Marvel Listens to Fans, Will Show S.H.I.E.L.D. Season Two With Less Breaks, Darker Tone

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2014

In other news, residents of Hell are reporting record cold temperatures.

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