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Saban Axes Vortexx; Final Death Knell for Traditional Saturday Morning Cartoons

Saban Axes Vortexx; Final Death Knell for Traditional Saturday Morning Cartoons

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 31, 2014

An era of television is over as the CW line-up of "classic" cartoons will be dumped in favor of cheaper "educational" programs.

These are the Three Schlubs Rumored to Replace Edgar Wright on Ant-Man

These are the Three Schlubs Rumored to Replace Edgar Wright on Ant-Man

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 31, 2014

They're really going for the comedy angle on this one.

Josh Brolin is Thanos in Marvel Movie Universe

Josh Brolin is Thanos in Marvel Movie Universe

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 30, 2014

The Jonah Hex actor has been tapped to be the great admirer of Death.

Comics Non-Profit Shuts Down after Twitter Controversy

Comics Non-Profit Shuts Down after Twitter Controversy

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 30, 2014

A non-profit based out of Mississippi has announced that it is shutting down after its practices were questioned.

Stargate Is Getting Rebooted To Bring

Stargate Is Getting Rebooted To Bring "Aliens Built The Pyramids" Story To New Audience.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on May 30, 2014

Rolland Emmerich and Dean Devlin to envision new trilogy based on original Stargate film.

DC Fires Major Shot in War on Print Comics, Stops Giving Comps to Staff

DC Fires Major Shot in War on Print Comics, Stops Giving Comps to Staff

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 30, 2014

Instead, DC employees will get digital download codes.

Rich Johnston Claims Marvel is Canceling Fantastic Four to Spite Fox Over Movie Rights

Rich Johnston Claims Marvel is Canceling Fantastic Four to Spite Fox Over Movie Rights

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

Because the tiny niche of people who read comics will forget the franchise exists and not see the movie, obviously.

Wendy's to Offer Superman and Wonder Woman Toys with Kids Meals

Wendy's to Offer Superman and Wonder Woman Toys with Kids Meals

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

Teach your kids some neck-snapping values as you feed them a heart-stopping dinner!

Clark Gregg to Be Disappointed if Clark Gregg Not Given Role in More Marvel TV Shows

Clark Gregg to Be Disappointed if Clark Gregg Not Given Role in More Marvel TV Shows

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

In related news, Clark Gregg thinks Clark Gregg should get a few extra paychecks.

Dynamite Signs Big Deal With Well Known Author JIM BUTCHER

Dynamite Signs Big Deal With Well Known Author JIM BUTCHER

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

In what is possible the biggest story of the day, the publisher will produce graphic novels based on the works of JIM BUTCHER!

Dynamite Signs Big Deal With Well Known Author PATRICIA BRIGGS

Dynamite Signs Big Deal With Well Known Author PATRICIA BRIGGS

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

In what is possible the biggest story of the day, the publisher will produce graphic novels based on the works of PATRICIA BRIGGS!

Dynamite Signs Big Deal With Well Known Author BRANDON SANDERSON

Dynamite Signs Big Deal With Well Known Author BRANDON SANDERSON

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

In what is possible the biggest story of the day, the publisher will produce graphic novels based on the works of BRANDON SANDERSON!

Dynamite Signs Big Deal With Well Known Author DEAN KOONTZ

Dynamite Signs Big Deal With Well Known Author DEAN KOONTZ

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

In what is possible the biggest story of the day, the publisher will produce graphic novels based on the works of DEAN KOONTZ!

Eva Green Sin City Poster Too Sexy for MPAA, Not Sexy Enough for Comic Book Fans

Eva Green Sin City Poster Too Sexy for MPAA, Not Sexy Enough for Comic Book Fans

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

The "curve of underbreast" was too much for the Motion Picture Association of America to handle, but for comic book fans, it's too little.

Reporter Promises Sexual Favors if Hulu Uncancels Community

Reporter Promises Sexual Favors if Hulu Uncancels Community

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

The reporter will allow the over-the-top TV network to perform degrading sexual acts with his body if they proceed with plans to pick up the cult-favorite show.

Dynamite Gets the Shaft

Dynamite Gets the Shaft

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

The licensing rights to Shaft that is.

The Wolverine Director James Mangold In Talks To Direct Joe Namath Biopic.

The Wolverine Director James Mangold In Talks To Direct Joe Namath Biopic.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on May 29, 2014

The Wolverine director in talks to helm biopic of Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath.

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