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'Fantastic Four' Nominated for Five Razzies

'Fantastic Four' Nominated for Five Razzies

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 14, 2016

The committee was going for irony with originally four nominations, before realizing they had to nominate it one more time because it blew that badly.

Least Surprising Breaking News Of The Day (2016/01/13):

Least Surprising Breaking News Of The Day (2016/01/13): "Deadpool" Film Gets “R” Rating

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 13, 2016

I thought this was a done deal after two red-band trailers?

OHCC EXCLUSIVE: Image Announces

OHCC EXCLUSIVE: Image Announces "Image United #4" Release Date

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 13, 2016

Much like the existence of the comic itself, the date may surprise you.

Funko To Release “Second” Round of Doctor Who “Pop! Vinyl Figures” February  2016

Funko To Release “Second” Round of Doctor Who “Pop! Vinyl Figures” February 2016

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 13, 2016

WIFE: K9 is adorable.

Archaeologists Stunned to Discover Ancient Artifact in Comic Book Stores Around Country

Archaeologists Stunned to Discover Ancient Artifact in Comic Book Stores Around Country

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 13, 2016

A team of researchers uncovered a comic book called "Secret Wars #9" in multiple retail stores today.

Top Five Suspects in Yesterday’s DDOS Attack on The Outhouse (vol. 2)

Top Five Suspects in Yesterday’s DDOS Attack on The Outhouse (vol. 2)

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 13, 2016

Sad part is, a top five list isn’t even 15% of the possibilities.

President Addresses Important Topics in Historic State of the Union

President Addresses Important Topics in Historic State of the Union

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 13, 2016

President Obama talked about the major issues facing the country in his speech in Washington last night, and laid out a plan for the future.

Marvel Teases

Marvel Teases "Dead No More," Better Not Be Referring to Wolverine

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 12, 2016

Then again, Marvel kills off so many characters, it's hard to keep track.

Apocalypse Canceled After Being Back On Then Canceled But Back on for Pacific Rim 2

Apocalypse Canceled After Being Back On Then Canceled But Back on for Pacific Rim 2

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 12, 2016

At this point we're about as confused as you are at how ridiculous this is getting as the sequel to the movie of giant robots vs. giant monsters is still on.

REPORT: Producer Avoiding Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex Announced for DC's Legends of Tomorrow

REPORT: Producer Avoiding Josh Brolin as Jonah Hex Announced for DC's Legends of Tomorrow

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 12, 2016

Producers won't answer the actor's phone calls after announcing an appearance of the character Brolin played in the 2010 film.

Director of World War Z Sequel Missing

Director of World War Z Sequel Missing

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 12, 2016

The project has "lost" its director, according to reports.

Stapp Out, Coogler in On Black Panther Film

Stapp Out, Coogler in On Black Panther Film

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 12, 2016

Marvel has corrected a clerical error that would have accidentally hired Creed singer Scott Stapp instead of Creed director Ryan Coogler.

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New "DC's Legends Of Tomorrow" Promo Spotlights Heat Wave

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on January 12, 2016

Mick Rory gets his moment this time.

Marvel Working on Second ABC Comedy Series, We Name Top Five Prospects

Marvel Working on Second ABC Comedy Series, We Name Top Five Prospects

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 12, 2016

And no, it won't just be a recounting of the previous night's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. ratings! What's wrong with you people?!

"Supergirl" Casting Updates And Upcoming Episode Synopses

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on January 12, 2016

UPDATED: Toyman, Indigo, Silver Banshee and Bizarro-Supergirl are announced.

Least Surprising Breaking News Of The Day: Sting to be Inducted Into WWE Hall-Of-Fame

Least Surprising Breaking News Of The Day: Sting to be Inducted Into WWE Hall-Of-Fame

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 11, 2016

Get all of the “do you mean the musician” jokes out of the way now; this isn’t one of those articles.

Kevin Conroy & Mark Hamill Tease Reprising Iconic Roles in 'Batman: The Killing Joke' Animated Movie

Kevin Conroy & Mark Hamill Tease Reprising Iconic Roles in 'Batman: The Killing Joke' Animated Movie

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 11, 2016

The two actors known for being THE voice of Batman and the Joker respectively are teasing on Twitter that they are reprising their iconic roles for the animated movie. Not only that but we know when the movie will premiere plus one other detail!

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