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Batman Writer David Goyer Speaks on Racial Diversity in Hollywood

Batman Writer David Goyer Speaks on Racial Diversity in Hollywood

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 27, 2015

You won't believe the outrageous comments the DC movie mogul made this time!!

ATTN Psychos: DC Finally Releases Pint Glasses Shaped as Torsos of Favorite Superheroes

ATTN Psychos: DC Finally Releases Pint Glasses Shaped as Torsos of Favorite Superheroes

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 27, 2015

Another PR win for DC's licensing department!

REPORT: Marvel and China to Team Up to Create Actual Chinese Superhero

REPORT: Marvel and China to Team Up to Create Actual Chinese Superhero

By MrBlack in News with Benefits on October 27, 2015

Reports that the company would create comics for the Chinese market were vastly underestimating their plans.

Supergirl star Melissa Benoist: Jeb Bush is extremely attractive and I love him.

Supergirl star Melissa Benoist: Jeb Bush is extremely attractive and I love him.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 27, 2015

*Sponsored Content* This article is brought to you by Jeb2016.com. #AllInForJeb #BushToTheThirdPower #3TimeChampions *Sponsored Content*

Meet Some Of The Creature Characters Of Disney's 'Zootopia'

Meet Some Of The Creature Characters Of Disney's 'Zootopia'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Also who voices them, have you herd of them?

Harassment Leads SXSW to Cancel

Harassment Leads SXSW to Cancel "Overcoming Harassment in Games" Panel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Today in news that should make you ashamed to be a part of the human race...

DC Rebooting Superman Again?!

DC Rebooting Superman Again?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

According to reports from the world's leading astrophysicists, the reboot is expected to occur on November 14th.

Proving There is Justice in World, Soulless Jem Reboot Fails Utterly at Box Office

Proving There is Justice in World, Soulless Jem Reboot Fails Utterly at Box Office

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Who could have foreseen that a Jem movie featuring none of the elements that made the show popular would bomb at the box office?

EXXXCLUSIVE Preview of Jared Leto Empire Magazine Interview

EXXXCLUSIVE Preview of Jared Leto Empire Magazine Interview

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Leto graces the cover of an upcoming issue, and The Outhouse has the scoop on the contents!

Controversial Retailer Dennis Barger Jr. in Financial Dire Straights Over Action Figure Snafu

Controversial Retailer Dennis Barger Jr. in Financial Dire Straights Over Action Figure Snafu

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Learn how you can help everyone's favorite industry blowhard escape certain doom by buying some variant covers on eBay.

Friend Who Brought Very Complicated Board Game Ready to Take This Party to Next Level.

Friend Who Brought Very Complicated Board Game Ready to Take This Party to Next Level.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

As of 5 am this morning, the wild party-goers were still going strong after having almost finished reading the instructions.

'Warrior Nun Areala' Live-Action Movie In The works

'Warrior Nun Areala' Live-Action Movie In The works

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Your prayers answered?

Live-Action 'Micronauts' Movie Takes A Miniscule Step Forward

Live-Action 'Micronauts' Movie Takes A Miniscule Step Forward

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

A new writer enters

Outhousers Sunday Edition: A Chinese Market for Superheroes?!

Outhousers Sunday Edition: A Chinese Market for Superheroes?!

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

In which we weigh in on the big questions from last week.

Double Take Plans in Jeopardy as New Night of the Living Dead Footage Possibly Discovered??

Double Take Plans in Jeopardy as New Night of the Living Dead Footage Possibly Discovered??

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 25, 2015

The only way to save the company, The Outhouse, and Bleeding Cool's integrity may be to pledge as much money as possible to Double Take on Kickstarter. And even then, Bleeding Cool may be a lost cause.

Animal Rights Activists to Protest Opening of New Pokémon Gym.

Animal Rights Activists to Protest Opening of New Pokémon Gym.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 25, 2015

Why do you have to catch them all? Let these beautiful creatures be free.

Ruffalo Apparently Confirms Appearance In 'Thor: Ragnarok'

Ruffalo Apparently Confirms Appearance In 'Thor: Ragnarok'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 25, 2015

Hulk will probably show up too.

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