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Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

The Florida Department of Citrus will pay Marvel ONE MILLION DOLLARS to reimagine their Captain Citrus character.

Loki Sings! Tom Hiddleston To Play Hank Williams In Biopic.

Loki Sings! Tom Hiddleston To Play Hank Williams In Biopic.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

The star of Thor and The Avengers is tapped to play legendary country musician Hank Williams.

Tom Brevoort Spills Details about AXIS but Doesn't Mention Artist at All

Tom Brevoort Spills Details about AXIS but Doesn't Mention Artist at All

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 13, 2014

570 words and not one of them about the artist.

Hub President/CEO Margaret Loesch Steps Down

Hub President/CEO Margaret Loesch Steps Down

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The executive who oversaw the birth of and ran the HUB Network for the first four years is stepping down from the position at the end of 2014.

Does DC's Upcoming Movie Schedule Include a Wonder Woman Film?!

Does DC's Upcoming Movie Schedule Include a Wonder Woman Film?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The latest gossip from the Hollywood rumor mill says: yes!

Septuagenarian Shocker: Harrison Ford Injured While Filming Star Wars Episode 7

Septuagenarian Shocker: Harrison Ford Injured While Filming Star Wars Episode 7

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The seventy-one year old actor hurt his ankle while filming for the JJ Abrams movie.

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The Outhouse brings you news from the year 2068! You heard it here first!

Exclusive: More Vague, Obvious Information About DC's Band-Aid Event Revealed!

Exclusive: More Vague, Obvious Information About DC's Band-Aid Event Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

We're not going to let Bleeding Cool have all the fun!

Warpo Toys: 'Legends of Cthulhu' Kickstarter Launched

Warpo Toys: 'Legends of Cthulhu' Kickstarter Launched

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

Warpo Toys, the newest kid on the action figure block, has just begun a Kickstarter for their line based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

Disney's Big Hero 6 Character Designs Revealed

Disney's Big Hero 6 Character Designs Revealed

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

Aaaand they don't look like the comic version. Wah wah waaaah.

New 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Trailer

New 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The new trailer shows off how bad it is being good and how good it is being bad.

No Women Allowed In Assassin's Creed Unity

No Women Allowed In Assassin's Creed Unity

By SuperginraiX in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

It's just too haaaaaaaaaaard.

Nintendo Announces Steampunk Strategy Game Inspired By Silver Age Comic Book Art for 3DS

Nintendo Announces Steampunk Strategy Game Inspired By Silver Age Comic Book Art for 3DS

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

Code Name S.T.E.A.M. features a team assembled by Abraham Lincoln to fight aliens.

Legend of Korra Book 3 Official Trailer Released

Legend of Korra Book 3 Official Trailer Released

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

Catch a glimpse of Zuko and see how the world has changed since Korra's battle with Unalaq!

New Documentary Film to Celebrate Ninja Turtles History Before Michael Bay Destroys It

New Documentary Film to Celebrate Ninja Turtles History Before Michael Bay Destroys It

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 12, 2014

The new documentary from Paramount will serve as a preemptive eulogy for the franchise Michael Bay plans to destroy with his movie.

The Case of the 300,000 Rocket Raccoon Pre-Orders Has Been Solved

The Case of the 300,000 Rocket Raccoon Pre-Orders Has Been Solved

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on June 11, 2014

CBR pulled out its Eisner Award nominated journalism skills and cracked the case.

Amazon Stops Taking Pre-Orders for Warner Bros. Movies

Amazon Stops Taking Pre-Orders for Warner Bros. Movies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 11, 2014

The tactic is part of Amazon's ongoing war with suppliers.

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