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Gal Gadot Pumping Up for Wonder Woman Role

Gal Gadot Pumping Up for Wonder Woman Role

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 26, 2013

The actress addressed some fan concerns about her Wonder Woman role for the first time.

Snarky News Reporters Visited by Spirits Last Night

Snarky News Reporters Visited by Spirits Last Night

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 25, 2013

An unprecedented number of spirits visited The Outhousers on Christmas Eve, each with a valuable lesson to teach.

Christmas Comes Early: Here's the Hilarious Frank Miller Cover to Detective Comics #27

Christmas Comes Early: Here's the Hilarious Frank Miller Cover to Detective Comics #27

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 24, 2013

Good lord! We can't stop looking at it.

Stephanie Brown Actually Appears in a DC Comic

Stephanie Brown Actually Appears in a DC Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 24, 2013

It's a Christmas miracle!!!

Bill Rosemann, Editor Who Actually Likes Us, Promoted at Marvel

Bill Rosemann, Editor Who Actually Likes Us, Promoted at Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 24, 2013

We hope the revelation that he's nice to us doesn't cost him his new job!

Bendis Says Writers Write, Internet Explodes

Bendis Says Writers Write, Internet Explodes

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 24, 2013

Asked about writing on his Tumblr page, "The Great One" Brian Bendis gives a response that results in calm, reasoned discussion... NOT!

'Powerpuff Girls: Dance Pantsed' Trailer

'Powerpuff Girls: Dance Pantsed' Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 24, 2013

Evil mutated monkeys beware! For the Powerpuff Girls return in this trailer to their one-shot special.

[Nobody] Will Stop Me from Kicking Cully Hamner's Ass and Other Awesome Quotes From Jason Pearson's Facebook Page

[Nobody] Will Stop Me from Kicking Cully Hamner's Ass and Other Awesome Quotes From Jason Pearson's Facebook Page

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 22, 2013

Why wait for your family's Holiday dinner to experience awe-inspiring drama uncomfortably aired in front of a wider audience than necessary?

English Trailer for 'Space Dandy' Rockets Onto the Net

English Trailer for 'Space Dandy' Rockets Onto the Net

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 22, 2013

The first English trailer for Space Dandy is here.

Vin Diesel Double-Dog-Confirms His Role as Groot for 'Guardians of the Galaxy'

Vin Diesel Double-Dog-Confirms His Role as Groot for 'Guardians of the Galaxy'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 22, 2013

You know it's a slow news day when news that was confirmed three months ago is somehow "confirmed" again. We don't want to be left out, so...

“Gothtopia” Preview Art  (Unlettered)

“Gothtopia” Preview Art (Unlettered)

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on December 21, 2013

DC has released one page of interior art from Detective Comics #27

Rogue Cut from X-Men: Days of Future Past

Rogue Cut from X-Men: Days of Future Past

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 21, 2013

Apparently there was one mutant too many running around in Bryan Singer's upcoming X-Men film and Anna Paquin dyed that skunk stripe in her hair for nothing.

Painful Death Linked to Not Buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising

Painful Death Linked to Not Buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

A recently concluded study claims to conclusively link not buying Terry Moore's Rachel Rising to death by exploding genitalia and other horrific methods.

Another Villain Possibly Added to Avengers: Age of Ultron

Another Villain Possibly Added to Avengers: Age of Ultron

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

The next Avengers movie might be getting even more crowded, with rumors of Baron Von Strucker added to the roster.

Marvel Distributes Cylindrical Presses to the Masses

Marvel Distributes Cylindrical Presses to the Masses

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

Marvel's 2014 calenders are now at local comic book stores.

Agents of SHIELD to Introduce Second Comic Book Villain

Agents of SHIELD to Introduce Second Comic Book Villain

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

Mind you, it's a tiny villain, but it's a start.

Today is D-Day at DC Comics

Today is D-Day at DC Comics

By Christian in News with Benefits on December 20, 2013

Today is the deadline for employees to inform the company whether they plan on moving west.

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