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Chris Pine Officially Joins

Chris Pine Officially Joins "Wonder Woman"

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

I think we've already had the Star Trek episode where Capt. Kirk seduces an Amazon...

Rumor: Channing Tatum to Exit Gambit Movie, Admit Whole Thing Was

Rumor: Channing Tatum to Exit Gambit Movie, Admit Whole Thing Was "Just Trolling"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 29, 2015

The finely chiseled abs... we mean actor is reportedly ready to leave the production.

Report: Over 150,000 Copies of Invincible Iron Man #1 to Sit Unsold in Back Issue Bins for Decades

Report: Over 150,000 Copies of Invincible Iron Man #1 to Sit Unsold in Back Issue Bins for Decades

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

The post- Secret Wars Marvel comic has surpassed 200,000 retailer orders.

'Ant-Man': Mid-Credits Image & The Future Of Hank Pym

'Ant-Man': Mid-Credits Image & The Future Of Hank Pym

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

Contains a SPOILER if you haven't seen the Ant-Man movie…

Good News Everyone!:Your Day Won’t Be Ruined By Fantastic Four Reviews Until Day Of Release

Good News Everyone!:Your Day Won’t Be Ruined By Fantastic Four Reviews Until Day Of Release

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

It’s those good people over at Twentieth Century Fox looking out for our best interests.

Comics Media Praises Bryan Singer's Massive Piece

Comics Media Praises Bryan Singer's Massive Piece

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

All around the web yesterday, the comic book media just couldn't stop talking about a photo of Bryan Singer's massive set.

Presidential Hopeful Ted Cruz Takes Rorschach Test and Fails

Presidential Hopeful Ted Cruz Takes Rorschach Test and Fails

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

Ted Cruz reveals who one of his favorite comic book characters is to The New York Times. The newspaper proves anyone can be a journalist even better than The Outhouse.

Mark Hamill Set to Reprise Role of the Joker for 'Batman: Killing Joke' Animated Adaptation?

Mark Hamill Set to Reprise Role of the Joker for 'Batman: Killing Joke' Animated Adaptation?

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 28, 2015

The actor has reportedly been confirmed to be reprising his iconic role for the animated adaptation of the Alan Moore/Brian Bolland graphic novel.

Vacation Writers Want to Make Spider-Man Reboot Funniest Superhero Movie; Will Have to Fire Themselves First

Vacation Writers Want to Make Spider-Man Reboot Funniest Superhero Movie; Will Have to Fire Themselves First

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 27, 2015

If the trailers for the new Vacation movie are any indication, they aren't up to the task.

Meet 'The Muppets' In New Posters For The TV Show

Meet 'The Muppets' In New Posters For The TV Show

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 27, 2015

Let's hope they won't just be phoning it in…

Hairstyle Shocker: Chloe Bennet Gets New Do for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3

Hairstyle Shocker: Chloe Bennet Gets New Do for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 27, 2015

Even more shocking is that the show is coming back for a Season 3!

Channing Tatum's Gambit Movie Has $150 Million Budget

Channing Tatum's Gambit Movie Has $150 Million Budget

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 27, 2015

The Outhouse breaks down where the money will go.

Batman Looking a Little Constipated on Empire Magazine Cover

Batman Looking a Little Constipated on Empire Magazine Cover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 27, 2015

Maybe he didn't have enough "prep time."

'Daredevil': Some Buzz About What We Saw From Melvin Potter

'Daredevil': Some Buzz About What We Saw From Melvin Potter

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 26, 2015

Hint of what we might see in season 2…

Marvel E-i-C Axel Alonso Wants You to Know that He Has Black Friends

Marvel E-i-C Axel Alonso Wants You to Know that He Has Black Friends

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 26, 2015

Axel Alonso wants you to know he "gets" Black Panther.

Super Badass Jason Brazeal Flames Terry Beatty, Doxxes Bleeding Cool, and Claims Ultimate Victory Over Entire Internet in Scary Monsters Logo Brouhaha

Super Badass Jason Brazeal Flames Terry Beatty, Doxxes Bleeding Cool, and Claims Ultimate Victory Over Entire Internet in Scary Monsters Logo Brouhaha

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 26, 2015

If you won't click on an article with a headline like this, you should just get the hell off the internet.

Hawkman Swoops into The CW This Fall

Hawkman Swoops into The CW This Fall

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on July 25, 2015

Carter Hall will appear in 3 CW shows.

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