Thursday, September 3, 2015 • Evening Edition • "This is not rocket science, people. Get a grip."
What If Marvel Did 'What If? Infinity'?

What If Marvel Did 'What If? Infinity'?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 14, 2015

Well they are. In November.

Butthurt Warner Bros. Releases Official 'Suicide Squad' Trailer

Butthurt Warner Bros. Releases Official 'Suicide Squad' Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

The version that's official and won't get pulled down again, and again.

SDCC Smackdown: Ulises Farinas Claims Curt Pires Wanted to Fight Him at Comic Con (CONFIRMED)

SDCC Smackdown: Ulises Farinas Claims Curt Pires Wanted to Fight Him at Comic Con (CONFIRMED)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

According to reports from Farinas on Twitter, Pires had to be held back for over an hour.

SDCC: Here's the Leaked X-Men Apocalypse Trailer

SDCC: Here's the Leaked X-Men Apocalypse Trailer

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

Hopefully Fox doesn't get too butthurt about it.

John Oliver and Lena Headey Join Danger Mouse Reboot

John Oliver and Lena Headey Join Danger Mouse Reboot

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

The eighties British cartoon revival just added some star power!

SDCC: Warner Bros and Fox Butthurt By Comic Con Trailer Leaks, May Take Balls and Go Home

SDCC: Warner Bros and Fox Butthurt By Comic Con Trailer Leaks, May Take Balls and Go Home

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

And the Eisner for most smarmy, self-righteous article of the year goes to Deadline!

Did Reilly Confirm A 'Wreck-It Ralph' Sequel?

Did Reilly Confirm A 'Wreck-It Ralph' Sequel?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

If he was foolin' looks like he's back to being a bad guy

SDCC: Kirby Monster Variant Covers Invade Marvel In October

SDCC: Kirby Monster Variant Covers Invade Marvel In October

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

26 in all.

SDCC: 'Squirrel Girl' Returns, 'Spidey' Confirmed

SDCC: 'Squirrel Girl' Returns, 'Spidey' Confirmed

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

They'd be nuts not to bring her back.

SDCC: Director and Cast Confirm

SDCC: Director and Cast Confirm "Amazing Spider-Man 3" Would Have Sucked

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

Marc Webb and Dennis Leary reveal plans for "The Amazing Spider-Man" since it doesn't matter anymore. Yay Marvel!

SDCC: Kelly and McGuinness to Work on

SDCC: Kelly and McGuinness to Work on "Spider-Man/Deadpool"

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

Joe Kelly and Ed McGuinness re-team up as Spider-Man and Deadpool re-team up. It's a re-team up extravaganza!!

Comic Strip

Comic Strip "Bloom County" to Return After Being Away for 25 Years

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

The award-winning "Bloom County" is set to return after being away for 25 years.

SDCC: Stephen Amell Shows Off New Green Arrow Costume for Summer

SDCC: Stephen Amell Shows Off New Green Arrow Costume for Summer

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

"Arrow" star Stephen Amell shows off that Green Arrow is carrying some guns with those arrows.

Satoru Iwata. Nintendo CEO Passes Away at Age 55

Satoru Iwata. Nintendo CEO Passes Away at Age 55

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 13, 2015

The President and CEO of Nintendo has died from complications of a bile duct growth.

SDCC: The Season 2 Big Bad of 'The Flash' is... ZOOM!!!

SDCC: The Season 2 Big Bad of 'The Flash' is... ZOOM!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 12, 2015

Thisis about the onlytime writing liiiikee this will maaaakesense if you'reaFlaaaash fan. If not I'monly making you a betterreader.

SDCC: Yes, Blade Is Back, With Child

SDCC: Yes, Blade Is Back, With Child

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 12, 2015

The Daywalker gets a Padawan.

SDCC: Batman and Robin Meet The Avengers in New Crossover

SDCC: Batman and Robin Meet The Avengers in New Crossover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 12, 2015

Could the rivalry between Marvel and DC finally be over? Well, this has nothing to do with that.

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