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Man in Coma Since 1999 Really Impressed With TMNT: Out of the Shadows Graphics

Man in Coma Since 1999 Really Impressed With TMNT: Out of the Shadows Graphics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 27, 2013

For one man who missed the last 14 years of video game progress, the chunky graphics in the new Turtles game are mindblowing.

Marvel Unlimited Plus Offers Early News and Creator Access for Money

Marvel Unlimited Plus Offers Early News and Creator Access for Money

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 27, 2013

Previously, you had to work for CBR or Newsarama and write approved fluff pieces and five star reviews for this kind of treatment!

Vivid Releases Wolverine... Documentary?!

Vivid Releases Wolverine... Documentary?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 27, 2013

Wolverine XXX ditches the porn parody concept and is basically just a regular portrayal of Wolverine, just like in today's Marvel Comics.

Your First Look at the Stoat, Canada's Newest DC Hero

Your First Look at the Stoat, Canada's Newest DC Hero

By Words: James Moore, Art: Joel Jackson in News with Benefits on August 27, 2013

The Outhouse has received EXXXCLUSIVE information about the new character (read: we completely made this up).

Gail Simone: Real Life Superhero?

Gail Simone: Real Life Superhero?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 27, 2013

Armed with only a fist, a keyring, and a karate expert sidekick, the DC Comics writer stopped an assault and saved the day.

James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Miley Cyrus Twerking (With Pics)

James Robinson to Write Two Monthlies for Marvel Plus Miley Cyrus Twerking (With Pics)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

There's not much more information, so we'll just shamelessly mention Miley Cyrus a bunch of times and hope it gets a lot of hits.

Christopher Nolan Leaving Batman/Superman?

Christopher Nolan Leaving Batman/Superman?

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

El Presidente reports on more minutiae about a movie that's two years away.

Tree Falling in Forest Confirmed to Make More Noise Than New Spawn Movie News

Tree Falling in Forest Confirmed to Make More Noise Than New Spawn Movie News

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

If Todd McFarlane announces a new Spawn movie to begin filming next year, but nobody cares, will it make a sound?

Joss Whedon Fans Excited for Pre-Cancellation Phase of New Firefly Comic

Joss Whedon Fans Excited for Pre-Cancellation Phase of New Firefly Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

Dark Horse released a teaser that may bring the tortured fans of Firefly a year or so of respite from their decade of suffering.

DC Announces Black Canary/Zatanna Graphic Novel by Paul Dini and Joe Quinones

DC Announces Black Canary/Zatanna Graphic Novel by Paul Dini and Joe Quinones

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

Yes, please.

Heroes of Cosplay Under Fire for Possible Copyright Violations

Heroes of Cosplay Under Fire for Possible Copyright Violations

By Linwood Earl Knight in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

How could things get even more controversial?

DC Bound and Determined to Kill Any and All Momentum for Superman/Wonder Woman Series

DC Bound and Determined to Kill Any and All Momentum for Superman/Wonder Woman Series

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 26, 2013

Comments made during the Toronto Fan Expo have unleashed another wave of preemptive fan rage.

Rob Liefeld Sings Game of Thrones Theme While Pooping (True Story)

Rob Liefeld Sings Game of Thrones Theme While Pooping (True Story)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2013

It may be his crowning artistic achievement.

Double-Secret-Exclusive: Cranston as Luthor, Damon as Aquaman, and Other Unsubstantiated Rumors

Double-Secret-Exclusive: Cranston as Luthor, Damon as Aquaman, and Other Unsubstantiated Rumors

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on August 24, 2013

The Breaking Bad star will play Lex Luthor in Superman vs. Batman, according to some baseless rumors.

Mattel Cancels DC Club Infinite Earths Line

Mattel Cancels DC Club Infinite Earths Line

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 24, 2013

The DC line of superhero action figures under Mattel has been canceled due to low subscriptions.

Joker's Daughter Preview Art: That Darn Mask Sure Gets Around

Joker's Daughter Preview Art: That Darn Mask Sure Gets Around

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

The preview art for the Joker's Daughter is out making germ phobics around the world cringe.

Top Scientists Worried Timestream Broken After Affleck Cast as Batman

Top Scientists Worried Timestream Broken After Affleck Cast as Batman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2013

The casting of Ben Affleck as Batman is so absurd, it has led some in the scientific community to theorize that we may be living an extremely distorted alternate reality.

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