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Here's the Official Synopsis for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Here's the Official Synopsis for Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 9, 2015

It matches the tone of the trailer.

'Daredevil' Season 2 Showrunner Breathes New Life Into Live-Action 'Akira' Film

'Daredevil' Season 2 Showrunner Breathes New Life Into Live-Action 'Akira' Film

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 9, 2015

Tetsu-NOOOOOO!!!!

Alexandra Shipp's Hair Latest to Fall Victim to X-Men: Apocalypse's Bald Agenda

Alexandra Shipp's Hair Latest to Fall Victim to X-Men: Apocalypse's Bald Agenda

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 9, 2015

Shipp has shaved her head to play Storm in the upcoming X-Men sequel.

See The Key Art From 'The Powerpuff Girls' Reboot

See The Key Art From 'The Powerpuff Girls' Reboot

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 9, 2015

How drastic is the change?

'Ben 10' To Relaunch On Cartoon Network

'Ben 10' To Relaunch On Cartoon Network

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 8, 2015

Back to age 10…

Corus Gives 'Reboot: The Guardian Code' The Green Light

Corus Gives 'Reboot: The Guardian Code' The Green Light

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 8, 2015

Hopefully it gets the red and blue lights too so we can have a nice picture.

Check Out This Clip from the 100th Episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Check Out This Clip from the 100th Episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 8, 2015

Zechs' favorite show is coming up on a big milestone!

Grandma of Jason Statham Set for Role in Marvel Movie

Grandma of Jason Statham Set for Role in Marvel Movie

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 8, 2015

Jason Statham reveals that he's planning on putting his grandma in a cape. Hopefully, that's not the only piece of clothing she's going to be wearing.

Transformers Character to Join TMNT Sequel in Low Budget Cameo

Transformers Character to Join TMNT Sequel in Low Budget Cameo

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 8, 2015

The production of TMNT 2 may have already spent its entire budget on horrifically ugly turtle costumes, leaving nothing left for poor Bumblebee!

The Long, Slow Death of NBC's Constantine is Finally Over

The Long, Slow Death of NBC's Constantine is Finally Over

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 8, 2015

Executive producer Daniel Cerone pronounced the series dead on Twitter.

Lawyers Pay Big Bucks to Garth Ancier for False Claims in Bryan Singer Sex Lawsuit

Lawyers Pay Big Bucks to Garth Ancier for False Claims in Bryan Singer Sex Lawsuit

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 7, 2015

The lawsuits are said to be part of a plan to "go after gay Hollywood" in the wake of a failed Ponzi scheme by Michael Egan.

First Two Marvel 'Manga Artist Variant' Covers Revealed

First Two Marvel 'Manga Artist Variant' Covers Revealed

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 7, 2015

With real manga artists

Gunn Gives Tiny Tidbits About 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Sequel

Gunn Gives Tiny Tidbits About 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Sequel

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

Still nothing spoiled.

REPORT: Man Injured Trying to

REPORT: Man Injured Trying to "Jump On" Comic at Issue Not Designated as Official "Jumping On Point"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

The tragedy should serve as a lesson to us all when it comes to trying to "jump on" to comics without checking whether or not the comic is a "good jumping on point."

SENYC: Marvel to Lure in New Readers With $1 Reprints Then Quickly Drive Them Off with $4-$5 Price Point for Rest of Comics

SENYC: Marvel to Lure in New Readers With $1 Reprints Then Quickly Drive Them Off with $4-$5 Price Point for Rest of Comics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

The first batch of comics, out in September, will focus on the Women of Marvel.

Iron Man Will Be Bendis'd in All-New, All-Different Marvel NOW!

Iron Man Will Be Bendis'd in All-New, All-Different Marvel NOW!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

The new series will feature the 616 version of Tony Stark.

Scientists Name Newly Discovered Dinosaur After Hellboy

Scientists Name Newly Discovered Dinosaur After Hellboy

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 6, 2015

A newly discovered dinosaur is named after the famous Mike Mignola character. And yet, scientists continue to refuse to name any dinosaurs after The Outhouse.

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