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RUMOR: Marvel Wants Zac Efron

RUMOR: Marvel Wants Zac Efron

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

The studio allegedly desires the High School Musical actor.

Secret Behind George R. R. Martin's Slow Ass Book Release Schedule Revealed!

Secret Behind George R. R. Martin's Slow Ass Book Release Schedule Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

Martin does all of his writing on a computer running MS DOS.

EXCLUSIVE: CBR Exclusively Reports That Batman Beyond Is Going Weekly

EXCLUSIVE: CBR Exclusively Reports That Batman Beyond Is Going Weekly

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

Fuck it, make 'em all weekly.

DC Shocker: DC Drives Paul Levitz Off Earth 2 Weekly?!

DC Shocker: DC Drives Paul Levitz Off Earth 2 Weekly?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

That's what the latest rumors are saying...

IDW is Humbly Bundling Doctor Who Comics

IDW is Humbly Bundling Doctor Who Comics

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

IDW wants in on the sweet, sweet Humble Bundle monies.

Robin Goes Spread Eagle for New Frank Quitely Art Book

Robin Goes Spread Eagle for New Frank Quitely Art Book

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

I'm almost worried what our image resizer will do with this cover.

Roberto Orci to Direct Star Trek 3

Roberto Orci to Direct Star Trek 3

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

The screenwriter is getting promoted to chief Lens Flare expert for the next film.

'Venture Brothers' Special Announced at Adult Swim Upfront

'Venture Brothers' Special Announced at Adult Swim Upfront

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

Missing your MUCH NEEDED dose of Venture Brothers? REJOICE!!! A half-hour special is coming later this year!!!

RIP: H.R. Giger

RIP: H.R. Giger

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

The designer of the xenomorph from the Alien franchise passed away earlier today.

Marvel Swears Hickman Will Move a Plot Point Forward in Tomorrow's Avengers #29

Marvel Swears Hickman Will Move a Plot Point Forward in Tomorrow's Avengers #29

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

In which Tom Brevoort take hyperbole to a whole new level.

The Ride Isn't Over!!! Superior Spider-Man Returns in #32

The Ride Isn't Over!!! Superior Spider-Man Returns in #32

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

Marvel to reboot rebooted Spider-Man back to previous reboot for two issues then reboot again!

Beyonce's Sister Hit Jay Z Over Marvel's Death of Wolverine Event

Beyonce's Sister Hit Jay Z Over Marvel's Death of Wolverine Event

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

The Outhouse reveals the source of the epic elevator fight that's captured the attention of the world!

Tatum Confirmed As Gambit! Solo Movie In The Cards?

Tatum Confirmed As Gambit! Solo Movie In The Cards?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

No word yet how much of a costume he will wear.

Image Teases More Books, Threatens to Bankrupt Reporter

Image Teases More Books, Threatens to Bankrupt Reporter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

It's capitalism run amuck as Image Comics stirs up interest in even more new comics.

First Look at Ben Affleck as Batman and more Batmobile!!!

First Look at Ben Affleck as Batman and more Batmobile!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

The Batfleck is nigh!!!!

Hitler Reacts to Diamond's Sales Charts for April 2014

Hitler Reacts to Diamond's Sales Charts for April 2014

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2014

What did the F├╝hrer think of DC losing market share to Marvel as Amazing Spider-Man #1 tops the charts?

Zack Snyder Tweets Amish Porn Version of New Batmobile Photo

Zack Snyder Tweets Amish Porn Version of New Batmobile Photo

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2014

Show us those wheels, baby!

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