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REPORT: Bleeding Cool Pressures Janitor at Marvel for Information on Fantastic Four Film Rights, Receives Bag of Trash and Indecipherable Grunting Instead

REPORT: Bleeding Cool Pressures Janitor at Marvel for Information on Fantastic Four Film Rights, Receives Bag of Trash and Indecipherable Grunting Instead

By The Indie Huntress in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

Oddly enough, they'll still manage to turn it into an article.

BREAKING: Lying Fox Denies They Gave Marvel Fantastic Four Rights

BREAKING: Lying Fox Denies They Gave Marvel Fantastic Four Rights

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

Who are we supposed to believe, a second rate Hollywood gossip hub, or Fox themselves?

Earth-3 Bernie Sanders Readies Undead Army for Invasion.

Earth-3 Bernie Sanders Readies Undead Army for Invasion.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

Having located the hiding place of Earth-2 Bernie Sanders using a dimensional triangulator, Earth-3's Lord Bernibus of House Sand vowed to bring death and destruction to those who would provide shelter to his mortal foe.

REPORT: Ike Perlmutter Spotted Outside Marvel Studios Holding Up Boom Box

REPORT: Ike Perlmutter Spotted Outside Marvel Studios Holding Up Boom Box

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

The shake-ups at Marvel continue as everyone struggles for power with everyone else!

Rumor: Marvel and Fox to Merge, Become One Company, Have Babies

Rumor: Marvel and Fox to Merge, Become One Company, Have Babies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

It's rumor season, people!

Latest Marvel/Fox Rumor: Ike Perlmutter to be Stuffed in Box, Shipped to Abu Dhabi

Latest Marvel/Fox Rumor: Ike Perlmutter to be Stuffed in Box, Shipped to Abu Dhabi

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

This is either the latest Hollywood rumor, or the plot of a Garfield cartoon. U DECIDE!

Fantastic Four Back with Marvel?

Fantastic Four Back with Marvel?

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

In the vain of Ava DuVernay signs on to direct Black Panther and Moon Knight to join Netflix, it's time to jump the gun!

Outlandish Rumor Claims Marvel is Working with Fox on Two X-Men TV Shows

Outlandish Rumor Claims Marvel is Working with Fox on Two X-Men TV Shows

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

But that can't be! Marvel and Fox are mortal enemies!

Ta-Nehisi Coates Talks About 'Black Panther' On (Sort Of) 'The Daily Show'

Ta-Nehisi Coates Talks About 'Black Panther' On (Sort Of) 'The Daily Show'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 15, 2015

He's a "comic book kind of guy"

It's On! 'Godzilla Vs. Kong' In 2020!

It's On! 'Godzilla Vs. Kong' In 2020!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

The thrilla with Godzilla

Live-Action 'Battle Angel Alita' Movie Revived?

Live-Action 'Battle Angel Alita' Movie Revived?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

Cameron enlists help…

See A Short Preview Of Pixar's 'Sanjay's Super Team' Short

See A Short Preview Of Pixar's 'Sanjay's Super Team' Short

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

See the battle for the TV

DC Announces

DC Announces "Legend of Wonder Woman" by Renae De Liz

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

The digital title will launch in January and run for nine issues.

Earth-2 Bernie Sanders Touts Record of Accomplishment on Parallel Earth.

Earth-2 Bernie Sanders Touts Record of Accomplishment on Parallel Earth.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

With a strong platform of economic reform, stronger action against banks, and protection of the time-stream from multiverse invaders, the candidate's message resonated strongly with voters concerned about incursions from other dimensions.

Rumor Rewind: Netflix (Might Be) Interested In “Moon Knight” Series

Rumor Rewind: Netflix (Might Be) Interested In “Moon Knight” Series

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

Cool

TV Mogul Brian K. Vaughan to Develop Show Based on Work of Comics Writer Brian K. Vaughan

TV Mogul Brian K. Vaughan to Develop Show Based on Work of Comics Writer Brian K. Vaughan

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

Y: The Last Men will be developed for FX, with Brian K. Vaughan leading the charge.

Bernie Sanders to Guest Star on Next Week's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. for Ratings Boost

Bernie Sanders to Guest Star on Next Week's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. for Ratings Boost

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 14, 2015

The Tuesday ratings are in, and though the Democratic Debate scored big, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has a trick up its sleeve.

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