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DC Shocker: DC Can't Even Meet Original 3Dnado Allocation Numbers

DC Shocker: DC Can't Even Meet Original 3Dnado Allocation Numbers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 18, 2013

The company must have felt retailers were receiving too many of these 3D covers.

Valiant – Nostalgia-ing us into Submission

Valiant – Nostalgia-ing us into Submission

By CajunBean in News with Benefits on September 18, 2013

Valiant is bobbing and weaving in an innovative attempt to break that 1% market share.

Bluewater Planning Plantation-themed Release Party for Paula Deen Comic?

Bluewater Planning Plantation-themed Release Party for Paula Deen Comic?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 18, 2013

If not, they certainly should be. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, right?

Woman Inappropriately Handles Snake in New American Horror Story Teaser

Woman Inappropriately Handles Snake in New American Horror Story Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 18, 2013

We're tired of these mother... nah, not gonna say it.

It's Official: Sega Gets Atlus

It's Official: Sega Gets Atlus

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 18, 2013

Sega acquires the parent company of Atlus Games.

Kelsey Grammer to Be Expendable in Expendables 3

Kelsey Grammer to Be Expendable in Expendables 3

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 18, 2013

Because our hearts have been begging for a cold-hearted Republican who can lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule us like a king to be cast in Expendables 3.

Game of Thrones to Get More Tragic?

Game of Thrones to Get More Tragic?

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

George R.R. Martin says he needs more evil in his A Song of Ice and Fire series and you can thank Breaking Bad.

Eric Stephenson on Big Comics: 'A Consistent Pattern of Behavior That Involves Degrading Talent'

Eric Stephenson on Big Comics: 'A Consistent Pattern of Behavior That Involves Degrading Talent'

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

A statement from the Image Comics Publisher implies bullying and blackmail at major comics publishers is the motivation for many to leave and do creator owned work.

When Movies Cast Themselves: Andrea from Walking Dead the new female lead in Dumb and Dumber To

When Movies Cast Themselves: Andrea from Walking Dead the new female lead in Dumb and Dumber To

By superfictious in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

Because some things just feel... right.

New Trailer for 'The Evil Within'

New Trailer for 'The Evil Within'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

Bethesda has released a new trailer for their horror game The Evil Within in honor of the Tokyo Game Show.

Injustice Comic on Hiatus til January 2014

Injustice Comic on Hiatus til January 2014

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

The digital ongoing series will return in January with a new arc.

Sleepy Hollow Debuts Huge

Sleepy Hollow Debuts Huge

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

File this one under 'news we didn't see coming.'

Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

Four actors in an upcoming fan film inspired by Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Rises are in critical condition thanks to toxic Batgirl Stephanie Brown.

Thundercats Creators Talk 'What Could Have Been' for Season 2

Thundercats Creators Talk 'What Could Have Been' for Season 2

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

The minds behind the late Thundercats reboot were on a panel discussing what was in store for the characters, had there been a Season 2.

Disney Unleashes A New Frozen Poster

Disney Unleashes A New Frozen Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 16, 2013

Spoiler alert! It features some snow.

DC Now Preemptively Driving Creators Off Next Year's Books

DC Now Preemptively Driving Creators Off Next Year's Books

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2013

The company is working to make sure future generations of readers can enjoy DC's stupidity too.

GTA V Kills Hookers, Cops, And X-Boxes

GTA V Kills Hookers, Cops, And X-Boxes

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 16, 2013

Rockstar advises players not to install Grand Theft Auto V's play disc as it will cause orphanages to explode.

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