Friday, December 19, 2014 • Midnight Edition • "For when life fails you."
Kelsey Grammer to Be Expendable in Expendables 3

Kelsey Grammer to Be Expendable in Expendables 3

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 18, 2013

Because our hearts have been begging for a cold-hearted Republican who can lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule us like a king to be cast in Expendables 3.

Game of Thrones to Get More Tragic?

Game of Thrones to Get More Tragic?

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

George R.R. Martin says he needs more evil in his A Song of Ice and Fire series and you can thank Breaking Bad.

Eric Stephenson on Big Comics: 'A Consistent Pattern of Behavior That Involves Degrading Talent'

Eric Stephenson on Big Comics: 'A Consistent Pattern of Behavior That Involves Degrading Talent'

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

A statement from the Image Comics Publisher implies bullying and blackmail at major comics publishers is the motivation for many to leave and do creator owned work.

When Movies Cast Themselves: Andrea from Walking Dead the new female lead in Dumb and Dumber To

When Movies Cast Themselves: Andrea from Walking Dead the new female lead in Dumb and Dumber To

By superfictious in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

Because some things just feel... right.

New Trailer for 'The Evil Within'

New Trailer for 'The Evil Within'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

Bethesda has released a new trailer for their horror game The Evil Within in honor of the Tokyo Game Show.

Injustice Comic on Hiatus til January 2014

Injustice Comic on Hiatus til January 2014

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

The digital ongoing series will return in January with a new arc.

Sleepy Hollow Debuts Huge

Sleepy Hollow Debuts Huge

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

File this one under 'news we didn't see coming.'

Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

Dark Knight Fan Film Actors Hospitalized With Toxic Character Poisoning

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

Four actors in an upcoming fan film inspired by Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Rises are in critical condition thanks to toxic Batgirl Stephanie Brown.

Thundercats Creators Talk 'What Could Have Been' for Season 2

Thundercats Creators Talk 'What Could Have Been' for Season 2

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 17, 2013

The minds behind the late Thundercats reboot were on a panel discussing what was in store for the characters, had there been a Season 2.

Disney Unleashes A New Frozen Poster

Disney Unleashes A New Frozen Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 16, 2013

Spoiler alert! It features some snow.

DC Now Preemptively Driving Creators Off Next Year's Books

DC Now Preemptively Driving Creators Off Next Year's Books

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2013

The company is working to make sure future generations of readers can enjoy DC's stupidity too.

GTA V Kills Hookers, Cops, And X-Boxes

GTA V Kills Hookers, Cops, And X-Boxes

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 16, 2013

Rockstar advises players not to install Grand Theft Auto V's play disc as it will cause orphanages to explode.

Arrow: Behold the Bronze Tiger!

Arrow: Behold the Bronze Tiger!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 16, 2013

Arrow shows off one of the first big rogues it'll be introducing in Season 2, the Bronze Tiger!

AMC to Make Walking Dead Spinoff Show

AMC to Make Walking Dead Spinoff Show

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 16, 2013

In related news, AMC likes money.

Mystery of the Melee Weapons for Transformers: Age of Extinction

Mystery of the Melee Weapons for Transformers: Age of Extinction

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 15, 2013

A new leaked picture from Transformers: Age of Extinction shows off four new weapons that no doubt key into the plot for the movie.

Stallone to Charge $400 for Autograph, $450 for Photo at NYCC

Stallone to Charge $400 for Autograph, $450 for Photo at NYCC

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 15, 2013

Want to meet the star of Cliffhanger, Oscar, and Stop or My Mom Will Shoot? Better bring your wallet!

Justin Bieber is Robin in Superman vs. Batman

Justin Bieber is Robin in Superman vs. Batman

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on September 14, 2013

...is a headline we would use seriously if this wasn't just some epic trolling by The Beebs.

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