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SDCC and SLCC to Meet to Discuss Comic-Con Lawsuit, May End Up Battling to Death

SDCC and SLCC to Meet to Discuss Comic-Con Lawsuit, May End Up Battling to Death

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 26, 2014

Yeah, this isn't going to end well...

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 26, 2014

The announcement of a new Army of Darkness series reveals an evil plot to replace the industry, and eventually the human race, with Cullen Bunns.

BREAKING: Marvel Settles with Kirby Family Over Character Rights

BREAKING: Marvel Settles with Kirby Family Over Character Rights

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 26, 2014

The longstanding legal lawsuit between Marvel and the Kirby estate has been settled.

New Line Loses Rights to Y: The Last Man, Movie Rights in Creators' Hands Now

New Line Loses Rights to Y: The Last Man, Movie Rights in Creators' Hands Now

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 26, 2014

The movie is officially dead.

New Disney Big Hero 6 Trailer

New Disney Big Hero 6 Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 26, 2014

Second full length trailer, now with more heroes.

Star Wars Episode VII: Troopers Time To Shine?

Star Wars Episode VII: Troopers Time To Shine?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 25, 2014

Will stormtroopers get Chromium variants?

Comixology 'Barbara Gordon' Sale is Awfully Picky

Comixology 'Barbara Gordon' Sale is Awfully Picky

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 25, 2014

The online comics distributor is having a 'Barbara Gordon' sale, but is kind of leaving out a good twenty-year chunk of history.

Bleeding Cool Fails to Respond to Declaration of War; Outhouse Accepts Unconditional Surrender

Bleeding Cool Fails to Respond to Declaration of War; Outhouse Accepts Unconditional Surrender

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 25, 2014

The Outhouse is now undefeated in international website warfare.

Optimus Prime Himself Wants Michael Bay Back for Transformers 5: The Search for More Money

Optimus Prime Himself Wants Michael Bay Back for Transformers 5: The Search for More Money

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 25, 2014

Optimus is really pushing the "freedom is the right of all sentient beings" card as he voices his desire for the controversial childhood-ruining filmmaker to direct the next installment of the franchise.

DC Comics' Harley Quinn Rub n' Sniff Comic to Smell Like Weed, Duuuude!

DC Comics' Harley Quinn Rub n' Sniff Comic to Smell Like Weed, Duuuude!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 25, 2014

At least it will in America. In Europe it'll smell like cut grass, which will totally harsh your buzz, maaaan.

Discovery Family Channel Replaces The Hub On October 13

Discovery Family Channel Replaces The Hub On October 13

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 25, 2014

Rebrand confirmed, changes are night and day…

Did Geoff Johns Write The Season Premiere of Agents of SHIELD?

Did Geoff Johns Write The Season Premiere of Agents of SHIELD?

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 25, 2014

A shocking plot twist may hold a clue.

College Degrees About to Become Even More Worthless as University Offers Class on Comic Book Movies

College Degrees About to Become Even More Worthless as University Offers Class on Comic Book Movies

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 24, 2014

We're not saying we don't enjoy comic book movies, we're just not sure how they'll help you get a job when you're done accruing massive student debt.

Capitalism Shocker: CW Network May Be Interested in More Arrow Spinoffs

Capitalism Shocker: CW Network May Be Interested in More Arrow Spinoffs

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 24, 2014

Amazingly, the network may consider adding more of a certain type of show to their lineup if it's profitable to do so.

Bleeding Cool Claims Manara Variants Not Canceled but Delayed, Quotes Outhouse, Declares War

Bleeding Cool Claims Manara Variants Not Canceled but Delayed, Quotes Outhouse, Declares War

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 24, 2014

According to that scoundrel Rich Johnston, the covers have not been canceled, only delayed.

Second Annual List Of Comics We Want Banned For Comics-Focused Banned Books Week

Second Annual List Of Comics We Want Banned For Comics-Focused Banned Books Week

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 24, 2014

The hardest part was limiting this to just ten.

BREAKING: Agents of SHIELD's Ratings Still Mediocre, But Here's a Picture of Bobbi Morse To Make Up For It

BREAKING: Agents of SHIELD's Ratings Still Mediocre, But Here's a Picture of Bobbi Morse To Make Up For It

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 24, 2014

Numbers weren't great for last night's premiere, but hey, here's a picture of Bobbi Morse to make up for it!

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