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Bitter Fanboys Enter Dark Horse Contest To Spite Geek Girls

Bitter Fanboys Enter Dark Horse Contest To Spite Geek Girls

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 15, 2014

In order to win a grand, all these fanboys have to do is what they do all day every day; spout out obscure facts about science fiction.

Newest 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Trailer!!

Newest 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Trailer!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 15, 2014

Hey guys! I think we just found the newest Transformer trailer!

IDW Teams With Boondocks Producer to Study Science of Killology

IDW Teams With Boondocks Producer to Study Science of Killology

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 15, 2014

The comic book publisher and writer/producer will join forces to murder innocent people in the name of science.

First Teaser Trailer for 'The Flash'

First Teaser Trailer for 'The Flash'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on May 15, 2014

Arrow introduces us to the Flash.

Image Catches Outhouse By Surprise, Reveals New Books Early

Image Catches Outhouse By Surprise, Reveals New Books Early

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

We've already used up our good jokes on yesterday's article about the teasers!

Grayson Creators to Introduce Beloved Character as Partner

Grayson Creators to Introduce Beloved Character as Partner

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

Sexy spy Robin is getting a sexy spy partner.

RUMOR: Marvel Wants Zac Efron

RUMOR: Marvel Wants Zac Efron

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

The studio allegedly desires the High School Musical actor.

Secret Behind George R. R. Martin's Slow Ass Book Release Schedule Revealed!

Secret Behind George R. R. Martin's Slow Ass Book Release Schedule Revealed!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

Martin does all of his writing on a computer running MS DOS.

EXCLUSIVE: CBR Exclusively Reports That Batman Beyond Is Going Weekly

EXCLUSIVE: CBR Exclusively Reports That Batman Beyond Is Going Weekly

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

Fuck it, make 'em all weekly.

DC Shocker: DC Drives Paul Levitz Off Earth 2 Weekly?!

DC Shocker: DC Drives Paul Levitz Off Earth 2 Weekly?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

That's what the latest rumors are saying...

IDW is Humbly Bundling Doctor Who Comics

IDW is Humbly Bundling Doctor Who Comics

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

IDW wants in on the sweet, sweet Humble Bundle monies.

Robin Goes Spread Eagle for New Frank Quitely Art Book

Robin Goes Spread Eagle for New Frank Quitely Art Book

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

I'm almost worried what our image resizer will do with this cover.

Roberto Orci to Direct Star Trek 3

Roberto Orci to Direct Star Trek 3

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 14, 2014

The screenwriter is getting promoted to chief Lens Flare expert for the next film.

'Venture Brothers' Special Announced at Adult Swim Upfront

'Venture Brothers' Special Announced at Adult Swim Upfront

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

Missing your MUCH NEEDED dose of Venture Brothers? REJOICE!!! A half-hour special is coming later this year!!!

RIP: H.R. Giger

RIP: H.R. Giger

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

The designer of the xenomorph from the Alien franchise passed away earlier today.

Marvel Swears Hickman Will Move a Plot Point Forward in Tomorrow's Avengers #29

Marvel Swears Hickman Will Move a Plot Point Forward in Tomorrow's Avengers #29

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

In which Tom Brevoort take hyperbole to a whole new level.

The Ride Isn't Over!!! Superior Spider-Man Returns in #32

The Ride Isn't Over!!! Superior Spider-Man Returns in #32

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 13, 2014

Marvel to reboot rebooted Spider-Man back to previous reboot for two issues then reboot again!

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