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Archie Press to Kill Off Archie in

Archie Press to Kill Off Archie in "Life of Archie" Finale, Outhouse Sets World Record for Most Mentions of Archie in a Single Archieriffic Headline

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on April 8, 2014

Archie's killing off their iconic redheaded character this summer.

Fan Favorite Star Dons Classic Costume for Popular Sci-Fi Sequel

Fan Favorite Star Dons Classic Costume for Popular Sci-Fi Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 7, 2014

You gotta click to find out who! We need hits today!

Yes It's Captain America Vs Batman Vs Superman In 2016

Yes It's Captain America Vs Batman Vs Superman In 2016

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 7, 2014

It's almost like DC Vs Marvel Comics...

Preview for the First Expansion for Elder Scrolls Online

Preview for the First Expansion for Elder Scrolls Online

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on April 7, 2014

Craglorn and Trials will be the first expansion for ESO and it may be just what the game needs.

Fictional Sport's Fictional Character’s Fictional Streak Is Over

Fictional Sport's Fictional Character’s Fictional Streak Is Over

By GHERU in News with Benefits on April 7, 2014

Fans shocked at scripted end of fictional streak in fixed sport.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Breaks $300M Worldwide After $96M U.S. Opening

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Breaks $300M Worldwide After $96M U.S. Opening

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 6, 2014

The movie has broken the record for April opening weekends.

So They're Making a Goonies Sequel

So They're Making a Goonies Sequel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 6, 2014

The film will, incredibly, star the original cast.

New 'Godzilla' Extended Footage Trailer

New 'Godzilla' Extended Footage Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 6, 2014

A new "extended footage" trailer shows off more Bryan Cranston and King of Monsters.

Horrifying New TMNT Images Reveal Look of Shredder, Splinter, Karai

Horrifying New TMNT Images Reveal Look of Shredder, Splinter, Karai

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 4, 2014

The outlook on Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie worsens with the release of these photographs.

Someone is Making a Dreadstar Movie

Someone is Making a Dreadstar Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 4, 2014

The 1980s cult hit space opera from Jim Starlin is being adapted for film.

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 4, 2014

Fans were turned off to comic books after experiencing true art in the form of George W Bush's portraits of world leaders.

Marvel Reaches Milestone With Deadpool #30!

Marvel Reaches Milestone With Deadpool #30!

By Elf With a Gun in News with Benefits on April 4, 2014

The long-running comic series is the first Marvel comic to reach thirty consecutively published issues.

Feige Sees Marvel Movies Mapped Into The Next Decade

Feige Sees Marvel Movies Mapped Into The Next Decade

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 4, 2014

Plus a hint of a villainous appearance in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Kirby Copyright Case Headed to Supreme Court?

Kirby Copyright Case Headed to Supreme Court?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2014

It's not like the Supreme Court has anything better to do.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Producers Will Kickstart Second Season if Show Canceled

S.H.I.E.L.D. Producers Will Kickstart Second Season if Show Canceled

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2014

The Kickstarter will start of with a high number of backers the first week and then continuously slide from that point on.

Michael Bay's TMNT: Now With More Johnny Knoxville

Michael Bay's TMNT: Now With More Johnny Knoxville

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 3, 2014

Knoxville and Tony Shalhoub will join the cast in vocal form, replacing the voices of Pete Ploszec and Danny Woodburn, because Michael Bay.

Coming Soon: Big Bang Theory + Star Wars

Coming Soon: Big Bang Theory + Star Wars

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on April 3, 2014

Bob Newhart to return in future Star Wars themed episode.

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