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First Trailer for The Rock's 'Hercules'

First Trailer for The Rock's 'Hercules'

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on March 25, 2014

After that pretender Hercules movie earlier this year, it's nice to finally see the trailer for The Rock's version.

Porn Company Throws Down Sticky Gauntlet Over Quicksilver Authenticity

Porn Company Throws Down Sticky Gauntlet Over Quicksilver Authenticity

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 25, 2014

In a recent press release, Vivid claims to have the most authentic quicksilver on the screen.

First Still from Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Spotlights.. the Humans

First Still from Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Spotlights.. the Humans

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 25, 2014

We have the actual first picture released from the film.. and it is Turtle-less.

YOU GET A SPIDER-MAN! YOU GET A SPIDER-MAN! YOU GET A SPIDER-MAN!

YOU GET A SPIDER-MAN! YOU GET A SPIDER-MAN! YOU GET A SPIDER-MAN!

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, this article is about a lot of Spider-Men.

Edgar Wright's Ant-Man to Replace Cast with Child Actors and Reboot as Ant-Boy

Edgar Wright's Ant-Man to Replace Cast with Child Actors and Reboot as Ant-Boy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

In a perplexing move, the film will be completely rewritten as a kids movie.

Ultron, Quicksilver, & Scarlet Witch Spotted Filming for Avengers 2

Ultron, Quicksilver, & Scarlet Witch Spotted Filming for Avengers 2

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

We assume that's what they are doing, either that or just some poor LARPing going on.

American Horror Story Season 4 to Be Called Freak Show, Focus on Comic Book Readers

American Horror Story Season 4 to Be Called Freak Show, Focus on Comic Book Readers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

The news confirms what we've expected all along.

Marvel Relaunches Books Because You Demand It and Other Lies Spread by the Comics Media

Marvel Relaunches Books Because You Demand It and Other Lies Spread by the Comics Media

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

A reminder to comics 'journalists' that you don't actually work for Marvel or DC, even if you eventually want to.

Watch Mystique Eat a Bacon Cheeseburger in This Slightly Sexist, X-Men Themed Hardees Commercial

Watch Mystique Eat a Bacon Cheeseburger in This Slightly Sexist, X-Men Themed Hardees Commercial

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

The headline pretty much tells you all you need to know.

DC Shocker: DC Delays Forever Evil Finale...Again

DC Shocker: DC Delays Forever Evil Finale...Again

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

DC seems to be taking "Forever" a bit too literally.

R.I.P Oderus Urungus of GWAR

R.I.P Oderus Urungus of GWAR

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

What a shitty thing to wake up to Monday morning.

'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Trailer

'X-Men: Days of Future Past' Trailer

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

New trailer and movie poster for X-Men: Days of Future Past

DC To Air

DC To Air "First Contact" Out Of Order - #HDCDSST Update

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 24, 2014

Taking a page from FOX's successful scheduling of such shows as Firefly and Almost Human, DC has decided that it doesn't really matter what order “First Contact” is read in.

'Boondocks' Creator Aaron McGruder Not Onboard Latest Season

'Boondocks' Creator Aaron McGruder Not Onboard Latest Season

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 23, 2014

The animated show is returning, but without it's original creator at the helm.

Oni Press Reveals Plans for 2014 and Beyond, Including Sixth Gun Prequel and Helheim Return

Oni Press Reveals Plans for 2014 and Beyond, Including Sixth Gun Prequel and Helheim Return

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 22, 2014

You're telling us we have to wait until next year for this stuff?! Dammit!

Has Hasbro Done Something Stupid Today? Christy Marx Shut Out of Jem Movie

Has Hasbro Done Something Stupid Today? Christy Marx Shut Out of Jem Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 21, 2014

The popular writer has been shut out of participating in the upcoming Jem and the Holograms movie.

Pics from Community's Upcoming GI Joe Style Animated Episode

Pics from Community's Upcoming GI Joe Style Animated Episode

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 21, 2014

This may top the rapping peanut.

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