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Jason Segel To Co-Write & Co-Direct New Lego Spinoff Movie

Jason Segel To Co-Write & Co-Direct New Lego Spinoff Movie

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 26, 2015

Is he a man or is he a minifig?

Oni Announces Shellfish-themed Comic in Sports-themed Press Release

Oni Announces Shellfish-themed Comic in Sports-themed Press Release

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 26, 2015

Oni will release the critically acclaimed Oyster War in print format!

Spielberg Will Direct 'Ready Player One' Film

Spielberg Will Direct 'Ready Player One' Film

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

Adapting the science-fiction novel by Ernest Cline.

Archeologists Dig Deeper Than Man Has Ever Dug Before; Discover Tuesday's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings

Archeologists Dig Deeper Than Man Has Ever Dug Before; Discover Tuesday's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

The show hit an all time series low in the ratings again.

Another Character From FCBD's 'The Uncanny Inhumans' Unsilhoutte'd

Another Character From FCBD's 'The Uncanny Inhumans' Unsilhoutte'd

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

And it's… Who the heck is that?!

'From the Studio that Gave You X-Men: Days of Future Past' Come Two Movie Posters; The Thing Also Revealed.. Ew

'From the Studio that Gave You X-Men: Days of Future Past' Come Two Movie Posters; The Thing Also Revealed.. Ew

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

We're still waiting for the third poster which will have Hugh Jackman as Wolverine photo-shopped into the group.

DC Mistakenly Runs Ad for Company Undercutting Local Comic Shops on Back of Books to Be Sold in Local Comic Shops

DC Mistakenly Runs Ad for Company Undercutting Local Comic Shops on Back of Books to Be Sold in Local Comic Shops

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

It's a brand new era of stupidity at DC Comics!

Legendary Announces 'Pacific Rim: Tales From The Drift' Comic Series

Legendary Announces 'Pacific Rim: Tales From The Drift' Comic Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

The Jaegers are back… and so are the kaiju.

Idris Elba Reportedly In Early Talks To Play Villain In Rebooted 'Star Trek 3'

Idris Elba Reportedly In Early Talks To Play Villain In Rebooted 'Star Trek 3'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

Which villain will they rehash this time?

What If The Spider-Queen Won? Spider-Island Gets Its Own Secret Wars Title

What If The Spider-Queen Won? Spider-Island Gets Its Own Secret Wars Title

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

I hate this event so much.

Fans Finally Able To Fan-Cast Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor After Shaving Head

Fans Finally Able To Fan-Cast Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor After Shaving Head

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

First look at Eisenberg's shaved dome as Lex Luthor.

Two More Characters Revealed For The All-New, All-Different Avengers

Two More Characters Revealed For The All-New, All-Different Avengers

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

One's not *really* new, the other one… eesh.

Job Seekers Already Preparing Lawsuits as ComiXology Announces Hiring Event at Post-Convention Bar Party

Job Seekers Already Preparing Lawsuits as ComiXology Announces Hiring Event at Post-Convention Bar Party

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

Job applicants wooing comics executives surrounded by free alcohol at a convention - what could possibly go wrong?!

Outhousers Top Ten(ish) List Of Events Not (yet) Included In Secret Wars

Outhousers Top Ten(ish) List Of Events Not (yet) Included In Secret Wars

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

Please do not confuse the word “top” with “best” or “good.”

Lazarus Is the Latest Comic to Get Picked Up for Television

Lazarus Is the Latest Comic to Get Picked Up for Television

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

Nerd dominance of pop culture continues with Greg Rucka and Michael Lark's dystopian comic getting a TV series!

AMC’s Preacher Gets Its Cassidy

AMC’s Preacher Gets Its Cassidy

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

I still want to know who will play Bill Hicks.

SJW Alert! GenCon Writes To Governor Of Indiana To Protest Religious Freedom Bill

SJW Alert! GenCon Writes To Governor Of Indiana To Protest Religious Freedom Bill

By GHERU in News with Benefits on March 25, 2015

On one hand we hate to see people we disagree with use their First Amendment Rights, on the other hand…ummm…ditto?

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