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You'll See "All New All Different Space Knights" In 'Venom: Space Knight'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 21, 2015

2016 looks to be the year of the Space Knight

George Lucas Speaks on Breaking Up With Star Wars

George Lucas Speaks on Breaking Up With Star Wars

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 20, 2015

Lucas will not have anything to do with the new movies whatsoever.

Chelsea Cain and Kate Niemczyk  Are Your

Chelsea Cain and Kate Niemczyk Are Your "Mockingbird" Creative Team

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 20, 2015

Bobbi Morse's first solo ongoing will be out sometime next year.

Report: Man Plans to Sacrifice Live Goat to Avoid Jessica Jones Spoilers

Report: Man Plans to Sacrifice Live Goat to Avoid Jessica Jones Spoilers

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on November 20, 2015

One man has gone to extreme lengths to avoid spoilers this weekend.

Quesada Dismisses Iron Fist Rumors With Non-Committal Corp-Speak

Quesada Dismisses Iron Fist Rumors With Non-Committal Corp-Speak

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 19, 2015

Other headlines say he "debunked" them, but that's not quite what happened, is it?

Chill With A 'Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!' Preview

Chill With A 'Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!' Preview

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 19, 2015

It's no "Frozen".

Bleeding Cool Shocker: Rich Johnston Ranks Self on Own Top 100 Power List

Bleeding Cool Shocker: Rich Johnston Ranks Self on Own Top 100 Power List

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 19, 2015

More shockingly, he only ranked himself at number 97.

In Light of Recent Events, Captain America Decides Letter on Head Stands for France After All

In Light of Recent Events, Captain America Decides Letter on Head Stands for France After All

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 19, 2015

The Avengers leader made his shocking statement at a press conference this morning.

Hawaiian Dick Gets TV Adaptation by Johnny Knoxville

Hawaiian Dick Gets TV Adaptation by Johnny Knoxville

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 18, 2015

And no, it's not a documentary series about Outhouse writer sdsichero.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Scores Decisive Victory Against Last Week's Own Ratings

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Scores Decisive Victory Against Last Week's Own Ratings

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 18, 2015

Last week's episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is eating this week's dust!

Michael Bay's My Little Pony Gets 2017 Release Date

Michael Bay's My Little Pony Gets 2017 Release Date

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 18, 2015

The blockbuster action flick will go head to head with Thor: Ragnarok!

'Stupefied' Stan Lee Asks

'Stupefied' Stan Lee Asks "Is Iceman Really Gay?"

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on November 18, 2015

Or how a 92 year old man is out of touch.

Kick Back With The 'Agent Carter' Season 2 Promo

Kick Back With The 'Agent Carter' Season 2 Promo

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 18, 2015

Action, romance, and yeah, kicking.

Frank Miller Wants to Write a Kids Comic Starring Carrie Kelley

Frank Miller Wants to Write a Kids Comic Starring Carrie Kelley

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 18, 2015

What could possibly go wrong?!?!

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Darryl "DMC" McDaniels and Edgardo Miranda-Rodriguez Make Marvel Debut in Guardians of Infinity #3

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 18, 2015

The news was announced a press conference by another set of Hip Hop icons: Rapping Axel Alonso and Joe Quesada!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Frank Miller to Get Co-Writing Credit on All Double Take Comics From Now On

EXXXCLUSIVE: Frank Miller to Get Co-Writing Credit on All Double Take Comics From Now On

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 17, 2015

Capitalizing on DC Comics' blatant bait and switch with Dark Knight III, Double Take will boost sales with Miller's name for the foreseeable future.

CONFIRMED: Frank Miller Had Basically Nothing to Do With Dark Knight III Story

CONFIRMED: Frank Miller Had Basically Nothing to Do With Dark Knight III Story

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 17, 2015

The story will be all Brian Azzarello, which might make for a better comic, but is a blatant example of bait and switch.

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