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EXXXCLUSIVE: D-Man Must Choose a Side in Marvel's Civil War 2

EXXXCLUSIVE: D-Man Must Choose a Side in Marvel's Civil War 2

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 3, 2016

We're going to win this EXXXCLUSIVE arms race if it's the last thing we do!

Bryan Singer To Bring R-Rated Red Sonja To Television

Bryan Singer To Bring R-Rated Red Sonja To Television

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 3, 2016

Finally, Belgium television is coming to the US!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Beak Must Choose a Side in Marvel's Civil War 2

EXXXCLUSIVE: Beak Must Choose a Side in Marvel's Civil War 2

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 3, 2016

Following teasers for Thor and Black Panther, Beak is the latest Marvel character to get an OFFICIAL Civil War 2 teaser poster!

Hear Black Canary's EP Before They Go On Tour!

Hear Black Canary's EP Before They Go On Tour!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 3, 2016

Coming to a city near you!

DK3 Mini-Comic Proves to Be Too Much Work for Jim Lee; Frank Miller to Take Over

DK3 Mini-Comic Proves to Be Too Much Work for Jim Lee; Frank Miller to Take Over

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 3, 2016

One mini-comic is a lot of work for a single Jim Lee!

Here's the Ghostbusters Trailer

Here's the Ghostbusters Trailer

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 3, 2016

And it features some callbacks to the original film, with some new twists.

Outhouse Offers $100 Reward to First Person to Ask About

Outhouse Offers $100 Reward to First Person to Ask About "Superman Office Sexual Harasser" at Wondercon #Rebirth Press Conference

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

The event on March 26th will be open to the public and live-streamed on DC's website.

'Big Hero 6' Re-Assembles On Disney XD

'Big Hero 6' Re-Assembles On Disney XD

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

Balalalala

New 'Finding Dory' Trailer Found

New 'Finding Dory' Trailer Found

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

Have you seen her?

EXXXCLUSIVE: Thor Speaks on New Civil War 2 Teaser

EXXXCLUSIVE: Thor Speaks on New Civil War 2 Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

We spoke with the God of Thunder about her upcoming appearance in Civil War 2.

New Captain America: Civil War Posters Utilize Finest in Photoshop Technology

New Captain America: Civil War Posters Utilize Finest in Photoshop Technology

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

The Team Iron Man poster is the same as the Team Captain America Poster with Team Iron Man "spraypainted" on top of it.

It's Super Tuesday. Marvel Wants You To Vote Loki.

It's Super Tuesday. Marvel Wants You To Vote Loki.

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

Ike Perlmutter on the other hand...

WWE and Sony Join Unholy Forces for a 'Surf's Up' Sequel

WWE and Sony Join Unholy Forces for a 'Surf's Up' Sequel

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 2, 2016

First they met Scooby Doo. Then the Flintstones. Now... prepare yourselves as your favorite WWE superstar is transformed into a Penguin. Wait... what?

Solve The Wayne Murders In New Batman v Superman Alexa Crossover Game

Solve The Wayne Murders In New Batman v Superman Alexa Crossover Game

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

It's the latest in playing with yourself.

Tell Me, Cheerios, Do You Bleed?

Tell Me, Cheerios, Do You Bleed?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

General Mills cereal are the latest product to get Batman v. Superman tie-in comics.

Enraged Alex Proyas Blames

Enraged Alex Proyas Blames "SJWs" For Gods of Egypt Bomb

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

The movie made just $14 million dollars over the weekend, prompting daily Facebook rants from the beleaguered director.

Worried Comic Retailer Gearing Up for Epic Poe Dameron #1 Release Party

Worried Comic Retailer Gearing Up for Epic Poe Dameron #1 Release Party

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 1, 2016

Like all comic book release parties, the Poe Dameron #1 Celebration is likely to turn into a debaucherous nightmare for comic shops.

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