This eight year old has now accomplished more than 99% of the people reading this article (and the person writing it).
When Iceman told Maverick he could be his wingman anytime, we didn't think the offer extended 30 years.
More news from Bleeding Cool's stolen Marvel solicitations.
But not at the same time!
That greedy bastard! Doesn't he have enough money already?!
Al Ewing and Paco Medina will bring Contest of Champions to comic book pages again this fall.
Ben Grimm will indeed be a eunuch in Josh Trank's Fantastic Four reboot.
New "Spider-Man" will have a new villain so the "Spidey in high school" story isn't so boring.
The company will reportedly offer all-you-can-read digital comics for a monthly fee.
Okay, maybe it will reboot.
"Southern Bastards" creators do the right thing and get flak from real bastards.
Also a bit about Janet Van Dyne.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watch these cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things!
Click-baiting articles; the evilest of a comic book web site's arsenal.
Guess it's not so secret
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