The first news story we haven't felt the need to make fun of in weeks!
It's a good thing he's focusing on the important stories.
Hopefully that quells any fears that it's going to suck.
Oh, you didn't hear? Yeah, this leaked all over the internet.
As Reward for J.K. Rowling Winning Defamation Lawsuit, Hot, Near-Nude Pics of Neville Longbottom Released on InternetBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 22, 2015
It could be that we're conflating these two stories because they both happened on the same day, but isn't it more fun to believe we aren't?
Man Will Not Watch Third Season of Popular Show After Trailer Reveals Characters Will Be "Outside the Dome"By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015
The new season of Under the Dome debuts next month, but a massive change may be in store for the series!
Oh my! That's gotta hurt!
Thank god! We were afraid he'd have trouble getting more work!
We report. You Decide
What were they talking about?! The Outhouse has the answer!
Nudge nudge. Say no more.
...and the plan is already failing!
Lego Dimensions Trailer Featuring Christopher Lloyd Better Than Entire Batman v. Superman Movie Likely to BeBy Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015
Lloyd reprises his most famous role! No, not the dad from Suburban Commando! The other one!
Perhaps this is the reason Uncanny X-Men #600 has been pushed back??
Lex Luthor: Vampire Hunter??
Suing Season Continues! Toho Sues Voltage Pictures' 'Colossal' for their Blatant Godzilla-like Kaiju!!By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015
Toho gets in on the lawsuit action as they take aim at a Voltage Pictures kaiju movie starring Anne Hathaway for being a bit too much like their famous kaiju, Godzilla.
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