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Gods Reportedly Angered as Image Announces End of Variant Cover Program

Gods Reportedly Angered as Image Announces End of Variant Cover Program

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 29, 2015

A report from the Baltimore Diamond Retailers Summit brings portents of doom for the ailing comics industry.

REPORT: Secret Wars So Late, Will Now Be Released in Dimension Where Time and Space are Meaningless

REPORT: Secret Wars So Late, Will Now Be Released in Dimension Where Time and Space are Meaningless

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 29, 2015

The comic will come out today, last week, and ten thousand years from now, simultaneously.

Undercover Comic Journalist Posing as Houseplant in Rick Remender's House.

Undercover Comic Journalist Posing as Houseplant in Rick Remender's House.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

The spunky reporter has spent three weeks disguised as a tree in order to read over Rick Remender's shoulder as he writes his latest comic book.

David Ramsey Responds to Arrow Helmet Criticism

David Ramsey Responds to Arrow Helmet Criticism

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

Ramsey says fans won't be thinking of X-Men after they see his cool new magnetism powers.

Superhero TV Show Finally Not Ashamed to Use Superhero Name in Fourth Season

Superhero TV Show Finally Not Ashamed to Use Superhero Name in Fourth Season

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

Yay! We're finally mainstreaming!

Mark Millar To Renege On Yet Another Contest

Mark Millar To Renege On Yet Another Contest

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

Is the third time the charm for Mark Millar?

Ken Eppstein Talks Making Rock n' Roll Horror Comics, Wants Your Support for Nix Comics Quarterly #8

Ken Eppstein Talks Making Rock n' Roll Horror Comics, Wants Your Support for Nix Comics Quarterly #8

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

Don't even read the article! Just go straight to Kickstarter and order your copy today!

REPORT:  DC to Hire Full Time Spokesperson to Admit When They're Wrong

REPORT: DC to Hire Full Time Spokesperson to Admit When They're Wrong

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

A shocking interview with IGN has all the details on the aftermath of the Omega Men un-cancellation.

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Owner Bill Jemas Mutates, Enters Pupate Stage in Outhousers Office.

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Owner Bill Jemas Mutates, Enters Pupate Stage in Outhousers Office.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 28, 2015

With their new owner entombed in a pulsating cocoon, the Outhousers staff found themselves leaderless with no clear direction on how to move forward.

Snake God Glycon Starting to Regret Choosing Alan Moore as Spokesman.

Snake God Glycon Starting to Regret Choosing Alan Moore as Spokesman.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 27, 2015

The ancient and mysterious deity had a litany of complaints regarding Moore's role as spokesperson for Glycon worship including poor shaving habits, a declining work output, and a tendency to attack potential converts as 'emotionally subnormal' deviants.

Batman Day a Great Reminder Corporations Value Profits Over Properties.

Batman Day a Great Reminder Corporations Value Profits Over Properties.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 26, 2015

The Outhousers explore the true meaning of Batman day and the truth is more depressing than you realized.

In Season 2, 'Agent Carter' Appears To Lose Her Head… Gear

In Season 2, 'Agent Carter' Appears To Lose Her Head… Gear

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 26, 2015

New LA chic seen in mini-poster

D'Orazio Quits Comics, Tells Marvel and Alonso to Go **** Themselves

D'Orazio Quits Comics, Tells Marvel and Alonso to Go **** Themselves

By Gavin D. in News with Benefits on September 26, 2015

Who could have possibly seen this coming?

Kyle Higgins and TBA Bring Power Rangers to BOOM! in January

Kyle Higgins and TBA Bring Power Rangers to BOOM! in January

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 25, 2015

Who can pass this up with a creative team like that?!

Anti-Progressive Conspiracy Defeated as X-Men '92 to Relaunch as Ongoing

Anti-Progressive Conspiracy Defeated as X-Men '92 to Relaunch as Ongoing

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 25, 2015

It's a victory we should all be proud of.

Kick Off Your Weekend With a Rob Liefeld

Kick Off Your Weekend With a Rob Liefeld "Gwenpool" Variant

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 25, 2015

Liefeld actually draws feet (standing on ground no less), and ComicBook.com covers them up with a watermark?!

Straight From the Didio's Mouth: DC Comics Rumors From the Baltimore Diamond Retailer Summit

Straight From the Didio's Mouth: DC Comics Rumors From the Baltimore Diamond Retailer Summit

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 25, 2015

Bruce Wayne's return, DC's bad rap, meat and potatoes, Dark Knight 3, and MORE!

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