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Comic Book Website Patents Mindwipe Technology to Protect EXXXCLUSIVE Content

Comic Book Website Patents Mindwipe Technology to Protect EXXXCLUSIVE Content

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 2, 2015

Readers will immediately forget about the hot, juicy exclusive story they just read, preventing them from copying it on other sites.

'The Flash' to Cover 'Heroes Reborn' Actor in Molten Hot Tar for Role

'The Flash' to Cover 'Heroes Reborn' Actor in Molten Hot Tar for Role

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 2, 2015

The things actors will do for roles for amazing shows these days.

Watch Out! 'Samurai Jack' Returns with New Season in 2016!!

Watch Out! 'Samurai Jack' Returns with New Season in 2016!!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 2, 2015

Return of the samurai

Paul Dini To Relive Mugging Perpetually Like Batman In

Paul Dini To Relive Mugging Perpetually Like Batman In "Dark Night: A True Batman Story"

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on December 2, 2015

By inserting himself into a new Vertigo Batman series.

Double Take to Launch Brand New Comics Universe as Jemas Caught Viewing Questionable Websites on Work Computer

Double Take to Launch Brand New Comics Universe as Jemas Caught Viewing Questionable Websites on Work Computer

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 2, 2015

Jemas claimed to be doing research for the company's Ultimate Debbie Does Dallas line of comics.

Thanks Obama! Agent Carter Premiere Pushed Back Two Weeks

Thanks Obama! Agent Carter Premiere Pushed Back Two Weeks

By GHERU in News with Benefits on December 2, 2015

Stupid Article II, Section 3.

Reckless Copyright Law Prompts Knockoff Canadian James Bond Movie

Reckless Copyright Law Prompts Knockoff Canadian James Bond Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 2, 2015

Bond, eh. James Bond, eh.

Vaughan, Martin, Vicente Release

Vaughan, Martin, Vicente Release "Pay What You Want" Digital Comic, Available Now

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 1, 2015

We have no idea what it's about, but we think you should get it anyway.

New Deadpool Poster Shows Off Ryan Reynolds' Butt

New Deadpool Poster Shows Off Ryan Reynolds' Butt

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 1, 2015

It's not nearly as impressive as you're hoping.

Marvel to Release Some of Those Hip Hop Variants for Free

Marvel to Release Some of Those Hip Hop Variants for Free

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 1, 2015

In a 14 page collected edition, because reasons.

REPORT: WB Making Two New DC Video Games

REPORT: WB Making Two New DC Video Games

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 1, 2015

We know absolutely nothing about them, so we'll just ramble for a few minutes and collect your pageviews.

Peter Jackson to Direct An Episode of Doctor Who Next Season!!!

Peter Jackson to Direct An Episode of Doctor Who Next Season!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on December 1, 2015

The filmmaker will be directing an episode for the series next season.

See A Sneak Peek Of The Next 'Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice' Trailer

See A Sneak Peek Of The Next 'Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 1, 2015

The next trailer to be unmasked later this week.

Patton Oswalt to be the New Evil Henchman for Mystery Science Theater 3000!!!

Patton Oswalt to be the New Evil Henchman for Mystery Science Theater 3000!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 30, 2015

The comedian will be playing TV's Son of TV's Frank and be overlorded by Felicia Day's Kinga Forrester. He is truly living the dream.

The Ice Man COMETH! Your First Look of Gotham's Mr. Freeze!

The Ice Man COMETH! Your First Look of Gotham's Mr. Freeze!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 30, 2015

All right everyone- CHILL! We've got Gotham's version of Mr. Freeze!! It's ice to see them show this early and it's also pretty cool!

 The Fight Goes On For A 3rd Season For The 'Star Wars Rebels'

The Fight Goes On For A 3rd Season For The 'Star Wars Rebels'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 30, 2015

It's not over 'til the Death Star II blows up… or even then we guess.

Thanksgiving Turkey Stuck on Head of DC Editor in Chief Starting to Stink, Says Co-workers

Thanksgiving Turkey Stuck on Head of DC Editor in Chief Starting to Stink, Says Co-workers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 30, 2015

DC Comics staff are in revolt due to a holiday accident involving Bob Harras.

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