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Friend Who Brought Very Complicated Board Game Ready to Take This Party to Next Level.

Friend Who Brought Very Complicated Board Game Ready to Take This Party to Next Level.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

As of 5 am this morning, the wild party-goers were still going strong after having almost finished reading the instructions.

'Warrior Nun Areala' Live-Action Movie In The works

'Warrior Nun Areala' Live-Action Movie In The works

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

Your prayers answered?

Live-Action 'Micronauts' Movie Takes A Miniscule Step Forward

Live-Action 'Micronauts' Movie Takes A Miniscule Step Forward

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

A new writer enters

Outhousers Sunday Edition: A Chinese Market for Superheroes?!

Outhousers Sunday Edition: A Chinese Market for Superheroes?!

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 26, 2015

In which we weigh in on the big questions from last week.

Double Take Plans in Jeopardy as New Night of the Living Dead Footage Possibly Discovered??

Double Take Plans in Jeopardy as New Night of the Living Dead Footage Possibly Discovered??

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 25, 2015

The only way to save the company, The Outhouse, and Bleeding Cool's integrity may be to pledge as much money as possible to Double Take on Kickstarter. And even then, Bleeding Cool may be a lost cause.

Animal Rights Activists to Protest Opening of New Pokémon Gym.

Animal Rights Activists to Protest Opening of New Pokémon Gym.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 25, 2015

Why do you have to catch them all? Let these beautiful creatures be free.

Ruffalo Apparently Confirms Appearance In 'Thor: Ragnarok'

Ruffalo Apparently Confirms Appearance In 'Thor: Ragnarok'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 25, 2015

Hulk will probably show up too.

Marvel Announces New 'Punisher', 'Hyperion', 'Nighthawk', & 'X-Men' Series

Marvel Announces New 'Punisher', 'Hyperion', 'Nighthawk', & 'X-Men' Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

They want even more of your money…

Jason Aaron Extends Marvel Exxxclusive Deal, Won't Leave Until Wolverine is Restored to Prominence

Jason Aaron Extends Marvel Exxxclusive Deal, Won't Leave Until Wolverine is Restored to Prominence

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

Part of the superstar writer's contract includes an unlimited budget for heavy metal t-shirts and beard wax.

Hero Publisher Eric Stephenson Decries Variant Covers, Extolls DRM-free Digital Comics

Hero Publisher Eric Stephenson Decries Variant Covers, Extolls DRM-free Digital Comics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

Stephenson fired more shots at the corporate comic book industry.

Iron Man Goes International In 2016

Iron Man Goes International In 2016

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

International Man of Iron

Netflix’s “Jessica Jones” Gets Its First Trailer

Netflix’s “Jessica Jones” Gets Its First Trailer

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

Because a motion poster is just a .gif with aspirations above its station.

David Goyer: Constantine Wouldn't Have Been Cancelled If It Was on the Weather Channel.

David Goyer: Constantine Wouldn't Have Been Cancelled If It Was on the Weather Channel.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 23, 2015

The very important film and TV producer said his only regret was not broadcasting his now cancelled-series during the 5-day forecast.

Jeb Bush thinks Supergirl Is SUPER Hot.

Jeb Bush thinks Supergirl Is SUPER Hot.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 22, 2015

Hubba hubba Jeb! The 62-year-old Republican Presidential candidate shared some creepy old man remarks about the upcoming CBS Supergirl series starring Melissa Benoist.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Snags Coveted Third Place in Tuesday Ratings War

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Snags Coveted Third Place in Tuesday Ratings War

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 22, 2015

Sorry we're late with this article. We know everyone looks forward to it each week.

School Bully Who Just Watched 'Back to the Future' Can't Wait to Use New Insults.

School Bully Who Just Watched 'Back to the Future' Can't Wait to Use New Insults.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 22, 2015

Calling the film series 'an inspiration' to what bullying can be, the mean seventh grader can't wait to try out many of the classic insults he learned on dweebs, nerds, and losers at school tomorrow.

Outhouse Shocker: Peyton Reed In Talks To Direct 'Ant-Man And The Wasp'

Outhouse Shocker: Peyton Reed In Talks To Direct 'Ant-Man And The Wasp'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 22, 2015

Must convince ants to return for sequel as well

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