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BREAKING: GOP Looks To Comics Media For Moderators of Next “Softball” Debate

BREAKING: GOP Looks To Comics Media For Moderators of Next “Softball” Debate

By GHERU in News with Benefits on November 3, 2015

The “Grand Old Party” is asking each site to provide their Top Ten inoffensive questions for review.

Tough New Head of Security Promises to Stop People From Breaking Into Comics.

Tough New Head of Security Promises to Stop People From Breaking Into Comics.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on November 3, 2015

The former Fort Knox Guard has installed a variety of security measures including laser beams, attack dogs, and even a moat to prevent aspiring creators from breaking in.

Alan Payne Leaves IDW; Vows Revenge on Junkies That Killed His Family

Alan Payne Leaves IDW; Vows Revenge on Junkies That Killed His Family

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 3, 2015

We're pretty sure we've done our research on this one.

'Warcraft' Movie Gets A New Poster & Trailer Date (Updated With Teaser)

'Warcraft' Movie Gets A New Poster & Trailer Date (Updated With Teaser)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

Just so you don't get caught by surprise.

Will Stuhlbarg Go West With 'Doctor Strange'?

Will Stuhlbarg Go West With 'Doctor Strange'?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

Actor in talks to play in a role in the upcoming movie

Double Take First Issues Sell Out, Jemas Celebrates By Buying Outhouse, Rebooting

Double Take First Issues Sell Out, Jemas Celebrates By Buying Outhouse, Rebooting

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

Because nobody learned their lesson the first time!

CBS Announces New Star Trek Series, Available Only By Torrent After First Episode

CBS Announces New Star Trek Series, Available Only By Torrent After First Episode

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

The series will attempt to boldly go where no man or woman has gone before: CBS All Access.

Modern-Day Nostradamus Always Knows What Will Happen on The Walking Dead.

Modern-Day Nostradamus Always Knows What Will Happen on The Walking Dead.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

One man's uncanny ability to predict key moments in the zombie survival series has left co-workers astonished and scratching their heads.

Watch Jesse Custer Dance Around The Plot In Preacher Trailer!

Watch Jesse Custer Dance Around The Plot In Preacher Trailer!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

According to the trailer, Jesse Custer used to be a violent guy. That's all.

Toho and Voltage Pictures Settle Their

Toho and Voltage Pictures Settle Their "Colossal" Lawsuit!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on November 2, 2015

The two parties came to an agreement and the lawsuit dropped. We can now see Anne Hathaway pilot a mecha and fight a Kaiju!

Leaked Emails Latest Volley in Battle Over Hannah Means Shannon's Relationship with Dark Horse

Leaked Emails Latest Volley in Battle Over Hannah Means Shannon's Relationship with Dark Horse

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on November 1, 2015

In more shocking news, people like Jude Terror.

Outhousers Sunday Edition: Apple TV Aims to Bring Comics to Television

Outhousers Sunday Edition: Apple TV Aims to Bring Comics to Television

By The Professor in News with Benefits on November 1, 2015

Is Apple TV the future of comics?

Comics Journalism Under Fire as Means Shannon Hiring Prompts Broader Examination of Ethics

Comics Journalism Under Fire as Means Shannon Hiring Prompts Broader Examination of Ethics

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 31, 2015

We'll be over here playing the fiddle as the whole thing burns down around us.

Holy Bat-Rumors! Will the Next Solo Batman Film Feature Both the Red Hood & Nightwing?

Holy Bat-Rumors! Will the Next Solo Batman Film Feature Both the Red Hood & Nightwing?

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 31, 2015

W-w-what!? Didn't we just have a talk about reporting on unsourced movie rumors?

Sam Raimi: I Have Several Choreographed Dance Numbers for Spider-Man Reboot If Marvel Needs Me.

Sam Raimi: I Have Several Choreographed Dance Numbers for Spider-Man Reboot If Marvel Needs Me.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on October 31, 2015

"Spider-Man must always be dancing; whether it's the cha-cha shuffle or simply just twerking, the character has a deep rhythm which cannot be contained by society," said Mr. Raimi.

Fanboy Rampage: Hannah Means Shannon Hired at Dark Horse, Rich Johnston Celebrates With Blowout Twitter Fight

Fanboy Rampage: Hannah Means Shannon Hired at Dark Horse, Rich Johnston Celebrates With Blowout Twitter Fight

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on October 31, 2015

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Marvel Press Announces YA & Teen 2016 Lineup

Marvel Press Announces YA & Teen 2016 Lineup

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 31, 2015

Spies, cosmic buddies, and heroes fill the slate.

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