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NYCC Gives Into SJWs and Feminazis With New “Rules” Against “Harassment”

NYCC Gives Into SJWs and Feminazis With New “Rules” Against “Harassment”

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 1, 2014

Is there any place left where it is safe for a man to be a man?

Justice League: Throne of Atlantis Trailer

Justice League: Throne of Atlantis Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on October 1, 2014

In the NuDCU animated universe, the shark jumps you!

Agents of SHIELD Inexplicably Still Hiring Actors to Appear in Future Episodes

Agents of SHIELD Inexplicably Still Hiring Actors to Appear in Future Episodes

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on October 1, 2014

Most recently, Marvel has cast Tim Dekay as Ward's elder brother.

Crisis Averted: Ebola Outbreak Actually Reactions To Reading Bendis Books

Crisis Averted: Ebola Outbreak Actually Reactions To Reading Bendis Books

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 1, 2014

The confusion is understandable since both have similar consequences.

Not Sure How Much Longer I Can Justify This Hobby To My Wife: Batman Jumps To $5 An Issue

Not Sure How Much Longer I Can Justify This Hobby To My Wife: Batman Jumps To $5 An Issue

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 1, 2014

To be clear, this is not for an anniversary issue, this is the new regular price.

What To Get Zechs For Christmas: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Gets A Blu-ray / DVD Release Date

What To Get Zechs For Christmas: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Gets A Blu-ray / DVD Release Date

By GHERU in News with Benefits on October 1, 2014

He needs multiple copies.

Star Wars #1 Will Get A Quesada Variant Cover

Star Wars #1 Will Get A Quesada Variant Cover

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 30, 2014

See Quesada's take on the Rebel scum.

CBR's Jonah Weiland is Now a Wizard, Will Magically Bring a Tiki Room to NYCC

CBR's Jonah Weiland is Now a Wizard, Will Magically Bring a Tiki Room to NYCC

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 30, 2014

Weiland is presumably using magic powers gained from selling his soul to the Internet gods in exchange for somehow running a profitable comics website.

DC Comics Agrees With Outhouse on Sexist T-Shirts, Promises to Do Better Next Time

DC Comics Agrees With Outhouse on Sexist T-Shirts, Promises to Do Better Next Time

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 30, 2014

We don't mean to gloat, but... nah, we totally mean to gloat.

Are You Game For A Live-Action Tetris Movie?

Are You Game For A Live-Action Tetris Movie?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 30, 2014

Tetriminos Assemble!

Scared, Butthurt Movie Theaters Refuse to Show 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' Sequel Due to Simultaneous Netflix Release

Scared, Butthurt Movie Theaters Refuse to Show 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' Sequel Due to Simultaneous Netflix Release

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 30, 2014

It's most certainly not because they're afraid of losing an effective oligopoly.

Gotham Ratings Drop 13%, Outhouse Provides Thought-Provoking Analysis

Gotham Ratings Drop 13%, Outhouse Provides Thought-Provoking Analysis

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 30, 2014

Fundamentally, this is no different than any other site's ratings reports.

How Tone Deaf Can You Be? Marvel Hires Nicole Perlman To Write Gamora Comic

How Tone Deaf Can You Be? Marvel Hires Nicole Perlman To Write Gamora Comic

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 30, 2014

It’s just one more example of comics not understanding their audience.

Marvel Shocker: Dominic Cooper to Reprise Role as Howard Stark in Agent Carter

Marvel Shocker: Dominic Cooper to Reprise Role as Howard Stark in Agent Carter

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on September 30, 2014

Everyone, pretend that this wasn't a freakin' inevitability.

White House Fence Jumper Reportedly Read Entire Issue of Larime Taylor's A Voice in the Dark: Get Your Gun #1 Before Secret Service Detained Him

White House Fence Jumper Reportedly Read Entire Issue of Larime Taylor's A Voice in the Dark: Get Your Gun #1 Before Secret Service Detained Him

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 29, 2014

The shocking revelations just keep coming from this crazy story!

Now It's Just Getting Sad: More DC Licensing Shenanigans Yield Sexist Toddler Pajamas

Now It's Just Getting Sad: More DC Licensing Shenanigans Yield Sexist Toddler Pajamas

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 29, 2014

Consider this an aftershock to the SCORE! SUPERMAN DOES IT AGAIN shitquake.

Jason Aaron Says Marvel Will Not Bring Back Male Thor, Steve Rogers in Time for Avengers 2

Jason Aaron Says Marvel Will Not Bring Back Male Thor, Steve Rogers in Time for Avengers 2

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 29, 2014

The changes may be a little more permanent than most fans are giving Marvel credit for, if Aaron is to be believed.

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