Saturday, January 31, 2015 • Morning Edition • "In this issue: an Outhouser will DIE!"
France Demonstrates Commitment to Free Speech by Arresting Teen Who Made Parody of Charlie Hebdo Cover

France Demonstrates Commitment to Free Speech by Arresting Teen Who Made Parody of Charlie Hebdo Cover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 23, 2015

The country has reportedly arrested at least 69 people for expressing unsavory opinions in the wake of the attacks.

Bryan Singer Announces New Jean Grey, Cyclops, Storm for X-Men Apocalypse

Bryan Singer Announces New Jean Grey, Cyclops, Storm for X-Men Apocalypse

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 23, 2015

The director revealed the casting on Twitter, robbing gossip sites of the chance to speculate on it for months in advance.

Chiwetel Ejiofor Rumored for Doctor Strange Movie

Chiwetel Ejiofor Rumored for Doctor Strange Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 23, 2015

We have no idea who he'll play if he plays anyone at all, but damn, we like unique pageviews.

Here's Some Random Rumors About the Aquaman Movie Featuring Karl Urban Keyword Keyword

Here's Some Random Rumors About the Aquaman Movie Featuring Karl Urban Keyword Keyword

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 23, 2015

If CBR can get away with this kind of crap, we certainly can.

Man Hospitalized After Injuring Neck to See Up Skirt of New DC Collectibles Statue

Man Hospitalized After Injuring Neck to See Up Skirt of New DC Collectibles Statue

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 22, 2015

The man is in stable condition, no thanks to the "Bombshells Batwoman" statue.

Anthony Mackie Strongly Feels Marvel Movies Could Use More Anthony Mackie

Anthony Mackie Strongly Feels Marvel Movies Could Use More Anthony Mackie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 22, 2015

The Falcon actor wants himself, his bird, and his junk to appear in every movie Marvel makes.

Artists Snubbed in Latest GLAAD Comics Award Nominations

Artists Snubbed in Latest GLAAD Comics Award Nominations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 22, 2015

How could the artists of Hawkeye, Saga, Lumberjanes, and others not get nominated in the awards this year?!

Marvel Reveals

Marvel Reveals "Battleworld," Second Grouping of Secret Wars Crossovers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 22, 2015

It's a super-mega-crossover event so massive it has to be broken down in to smaller sub-crossover events.

Melissa Benoist is CBS's Supergirl

Melissa Benoist is CBS's Supergirl

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 22, 2015

The Glee actress has been cast as the lead in the DC television series.

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Guaranteed Success As Lucas Reports It's Not How He Envisioned It

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Guaranteed Success As Lucas Reports It's Not How He Envisioned It

By Jeremy Shane in News with Benefits on January 22, 2015

You mean it's not going to bring the same story telling prowess as Episodes 1-3?

REPORT: Jake Gyllenhaal Refuses Suicide Squad Role

REPORT: Jake Gyllenhaal Refuses Suicide Squad Role

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 22, 2015

We smell a dumpster fire of a movie in the making.

Simon 'Scotty' Pegg Will Co-Write 'Star Trek 3'

Simon 'Scotty' Pegg Will Co-Write 'Star Trek 3'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 22, 2015

Can Pegg prove to be a Miracle Worker?

Marvel:

Marvel: "Future Comics to be Remotely Destructible"

By Vinnie Bartilucci in News with Benefits on January 21, 2015

Company will take lead in destroying your memories for you.

Todd Allen Blows Lid Off Books a Million Scandal; Chain Bookstore Now Diamond Customer, Offering Pull Lists, Destroying Direct Market From Inside

Todd Allen Blows Lid Off Books a Million Scandal; Chain Bookstore Now Diamond Customer, Offering Pull Lists, Destroying Direct Market From Inside

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 21, 2015

Ok, maybe we're exaggerating a little bit. But the first part is true!

Another Crossover Between The Flash and Arrow Announced

Another Crossover Between The Flash and Arrow Announced

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on January 21, 2015

But how can that be? Isn't the Arrow... [SPOILER]? I guess you'll just have to click and find out.

Mark Millar Endorses Josh Trank's Fantastic Four Even Though He Hasn't Seen it Yet

Mark Millar Endorses Josh Trank's Fantastic Four Even Though He Hasn't Seen it Yet

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 21, 2015

What motivation could he possibly have to do such a thing?!

Marvel Teases

Marvel Teases "Last Days" to Sneak In A Few More Gimmicks and Crossovers Before Secret Wars

By Terror and Copter in News with Benefits on January 21, 2015

Just because the world is ending doesn't mean we don't have time for at least three more crossover events!

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