And he's pretty much nailing it.
This article does not feature a comment from crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford, but we figured we'd put his name here for some cheap Gawker hits.
Sony plans on keeping the Spider-man world tightly connected through Oscorp.
In what may be Jessica Lange's final season on American Horror Story, she'll be speaking with a German accent.
It's the All-New New NOW! Nu-NOW Now NEW Marvel Solicits for April of 2014!
The final eleven episodes will premiere first on Germany's SuperRTL channel starting February 15.
Due to the mass celebration of Scott Lobdell leaving Teen Titans, nobody noticed Kyle Higgins is also leaving Nightwing as of #29.
The dimunitive residents of Oz rejoiced upon hearing that the book was cancelled as of issue #30.
So, it's really, really dead.
The series will star Nightcrawler and... OH GOD DAMMIT - Wolverine!
Plus other baseless rumors that are sure to rake in the hits!
Giancarlo Volpe revealed today the secret project he was on: an exclusive DC animated movie for Target stores.
Shocking the comics world, The Beat features an article about comic books.
von Strucker is officially appearing as a secondary antagonist in the next Avengers movie.
Latino Review drops another scoop that is, of course, denied from the actor.
Last year it was Bond, this year it's tights.
Keanu may not have been the best Constantine, but television is about to give the character another chance.
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