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Aquaman #12 Preview

Aquaman #12 Preview

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

The traitor in the team is revealed! Who is BLACK MANTA working for?

Ed Brubaker off Winter Soldier in January

Ed Brubaker off Winter Soldier in January

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

Jason Latour will be taking over the series.

Grant Morrison Lobbying for Doping Charges to Wipe Credit from Final Crisis

Grant Morrison Lobbying for Doping Charges to Wipe Credit from Final Crisis

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

After seeing Lance Armstrong get railroaded by the USADA, the celebrated creator is hoping to use the same excuse to relieve himself of responsibility for the abysmal DC comics event.

PetCo To Carry DC Line Of Pet Items

PetCo To Carry DC Line Of Pet Items

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

Do you have a super pet ? Now they can dress like one !

DC Comics' Geoff Johns Coming to Michigan for Debut of First Arab-American Green Lantern

DC Comics' Geoff Johns Coming to Michigan for Debut of First Arab-American Green Lantern

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

Racists are confused over what to be mad about as Geoff Johns celebrates the debut of The Ghetto Superhero (featuring Mya and ODB)!

Stan Lee Posed Nude for a Marvel Promotional Shoot

Stan Lee Posed Nude for a Marvel Promotional Shoot

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

This goes in the "too silly not to be true" category.

CGC Announces New Nerd Grading Program

CGC Announces New Nerd Grading Program

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

The company, in conjunction with Wizard, announced a new grading service to help separate true nerds from poseurs.

Marvel Releases Unfinished Iron Man #1 Preview

Marvel Releases Unfinished Iron Man #1 Preview

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2012

Marvel comics prematurely released this first look at Kieron Gillen and Greg Land's Iron Man #1 before Land had time to finish any of the backgrounds.

Dan Harmon Talks About Community on Reddit

Dan Harmon Talks About Community on Reddit

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2012

Disgraced former Community show runner Dan Harmon joined fans on reddit for an AMA (Ask Me Anything) - The Outhouse copied and pasted the highlights!

Mike Allred Leaves Daredevil After Only One Issue

Mike Allred Leaves Daredevil After Only One Issue

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2012

Marvel has released a first look at Daredevil #18, which shows Chris Samnee back on art chores.

Thor: God Of Thunder Preview Art

Thor: God Of Thunder Preview Art

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on August 23, 2012

Thor: God of Thunder debuts this November

DC Editorial Team Releases Multiple Rewritten Responses to Rob Liefeld’s Twitter Attacks

DC Editorial Team Releases Multiple Rewritten Responses to Rob Liefeld’s Twitter Attacks

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2012

DC’s editors released several hastily rewritten statements disputing the angry creator’s claims.

Disney Rebooting Rocketeer

Disney Rebooting Rocketeer

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on August 23, 2012

Disney is reportedly interested in reviving the franchise.

Supervillains Get Last Laugh as

Supervillains Get Last Laugh as "Mwahahaha" is Added to Oxford Dictionary

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 23, 2012

Source: Time   Choruses of evil laughter broke out across the world as the Oxford Dictionary announced the addition of the word "mwahahaha" to the dictionary.  The official dictionary of the phrase is as follows: used to represent laughter, especially manic or cackling laughter such as that uttered by a villainous character in a cartoon or comic strip: World domination, at last, is at hand. Mwahahaha! Villains everywhere rejoiced at the news that their particular brand of laughter finally had a clear delineation between the more joyous "bwahahaha" often associated with slapstick B-list superheroes. "DOOM is pleased by the Oxford Dictionary's decision to give a listing for the preferred Latverian form of laughter," said Doctor Doom, a well-known Marvel antagonist. "I, too, am pleased by this turn of events," added Lex Luthor, a Superman foe from the DC Universe.  "Often, I've had to choose between laughing in a grammatically incorrect manner or not laughing at all.  Now, I'll be able to rid myself of this conundrum and focus my energies of ridding the world of the alien threat." Even some heroes were happy to hear the addition.  "It's good to know I have options," said Cyclops, a Marvel hero currently flirting with permanent villainy in the pages of Avengers Vs. X-Men.  "I was worried that I wouldn't be able to laugh once my evil transformation was complete.  Barrier removed!" "In my native Amazonian tongue, we have four different ways of expressing evil laughter," added Wonder Woman.  "However, one is a solid start for the inferior English language." However, not everyone was pleased by the news.  "The grammar branch of the Nazi party was distraught to hear about Oxford's decision to change the rules of English once again," said the Red Skull, leader of neo-Nazi forces.  "We will have to wage a glorious and evil war in order to reclaim mwahahaha from the hands of the English so that we can once again hold a grammatical superiority to our foes. Mwahahaha!"   Written or Contributed by ThanosCopter

Another Black Guy Joins Thor 2 Cast (Plus Kat Dennings)

Another Black Guy Joins Thor 2 Cast (Plus Kat Dennings)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2012

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje joins the cast of Thor 2 (oh, and so did Kat Dennings)!

Rob Liefeld Quits DC (Again)

Rob Liefeld Quits DC (Again)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 22, 2012

The superstar artist quit DC comics (again) over Twitter, and then embarked on a massive shit-talking campaign.

Angry Bloggers Express Outrage Over Superman/Wonder Woman Pairing

Angry Bloggers Express Outrage Over Superman/Wonder Woman Pairing

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 22, 2012

Angry bloggers took to the keyboards to express their feelings about the announced relationship.

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