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Studios Rush to Schedule Awful Movies After Avengers 2 Release Date

Studios Rush to Schedule Awful Movies After Avengers 2 Release Date

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

With the Avengers 2 release date announced for May 1, 2015, studios are scrambling to schedule shitty movies later in May, so that Avengers can be blamed for their failure.

Valiant to Use Character Design Sheets as Variant Covers

Valiant to Use Character Design Sheets as Variant Covers

By Royal Nonesuch in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

It's easier than actually drawing up a new cover.

"Robot Chicken" Season 6 Kicks Off With DC Comics Special

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

Series kicks off Season Six on September 9th at Midnight (ET/PT) on Adult Swim

Iron Man Injured

Iron Man Injured

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

Robert Downey Jr. is injured on the set of Iron Man 3.

Avengers 2 - May 1, 2015

Avengers 2 - May 1, 2015

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

Start standing in line folks, Avengers 2 has a release date

Image Rips Off Marvel, Plans on Killing Redhead

Image Rips Off Marvel, Plans on Killing Redhead

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

Image revealed its plans to kill off a redheaded female character in a teaser revealed today.

Pro-Cyclops Retailer Perplexed by Rapid Decline in Sales

Pro-Cyclops Retailer Perplexed by Rapid Decline in Sales

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

The owner of the Cyclopsorama in Indianopolis doesn’t understand why people seem to hate his store.

Guardians of the Galaxy Synopsis Revealed!

Guardians of the Galaxy Synopsis Revealed!

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

The Internet has discovered a one sentence description of the movie. Ready to go nuts!

Marvel Teases Something Massive

Marvel Teases Something Massive

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 16, 2012

Marvel puts online a single image and a headline that reads "Something Massive is Coming to Mobile".

WWE RAW-ROH!

WWE RAW-ROH!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

The stars of WWE will appear in an animated Scooby-Doo feature.

Daredevil Movie Rights Probably Going Back to Marvel

Daredevil Movie Rights Probably Going Back to Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

Will they or won't they?! Maybe. Probably. We guess.

Marvel Comics Full Monthly Solicitations for November 2012

Marvel Comics Full Monthly Solicitations for November 2012

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

Find out what's shipping from Marvel Comics in November, 2012!

Avengers Academy Cancelled

Avengers Academy Cancelled

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

The series is being cancelled, presumably to make way for a new Avengers kids series.

Avengers vs. X-Men #10 is In Stores Today

Avengers vs. X-Men #10 is In Stores Today

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

Did you know there was a big Marvel Comics event going on? Let us remind you!

Raiders of the Lost Ark Getting Imax Rerelease; Fanboys Outraged

Raiders of the Lost Ark Getting Imax Rerelease; Fanboys Outraged

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

The iconic, first Indiana Jones movie will be seen on big screens to build hype for the Blu Ray release... and fans will hate it.

If Joe Carnahan Directs a Daredevil Movie, it Might Look Like This

If Joe Carnahan Directs a Daredevil Movie, it Might Look Like This

By Royal Nonesuch in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

The Smokin' Aces director released a sizzle reel to show off what his Daredevil adaptation might look like.

Spider-Man Rides The Beast

Spider-Man Rides The Beast

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 15, 2012

Spider-Man shows signs of a bestiality fetish in this promotional image for A+X #2.

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