Monday, July 6, 2015 • Morning Edition • "We put the lotion in the basket."
Wolverine to be Old Man, Young Woman in All-New All-Different Marvel NOW!

Wolverine to be Old Man, Young Woman in All-New All-Different Marvel NOW!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2015

But not at the same time!

Neil Gaiman to Get Paid for Writing American Gods Twice

Neil Gaiman to Get Paid for Writing American Gods Twice

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2015

That greedy bastard! Doesn't he have enough money already?!

Marvel to Release All-New All-Different Comic Book Based on Video Game Based on Comic Book

Marvel to Release All-New All-Different Comic Book Based on Video Game Based on Comic Book

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2015

Al Ewing and Paco Medina will bring Contest of Champions to comic book pages again this fall.

Thing-less Thing Confirmed in New Fantastic Four Promo

Thing-less Thing Confirmed in New Fantastic Four Promo

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2015

Ben Grimm will indeed be a eunuch in Josh Trank's Fantastic Four reboot.

Next Spider-Man Movie Will Feature a New Villain

Next Spider-Man Movie Will Feature a New Villain

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 29, 2015

New "Spider-Man" will have a new villain so the "Spidey in high school" story isn't so boring.

Rumor: ComiXology Going Netflix Style With Subscription Service

Rumor: ComiXology Going Netflix Style With Subscription Service

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 28, 2015

The company will reportedly offer all-you-can-read digital comics for a monthly fee.

Witchblade to End in October, Totally Won't Be Relaunched, Nope, Not At All

Witchblade to End in October, Totally Won't Be Relaunched, Nope, Not At All

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 28, 2015

Okay, maybe it will reboot.

"Southern Bastards" Creators Release Special Variant Cover for Charleston Victims

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 28, 2015

"Southern Bastards" creators do the right thing and get flak from real bastards.

Rocksteady Assures Fans They Have Their TOP Men Fixing

Rocksteady Assures Fans They Have Their TOP Men Fixing "Batman: Arkham Knight" for PC

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 28, 2015

Top... men.

Lilly Talks About Hope Van Dyne & Says Recent 'Ant-Man' Comics Are

Lilly Talks About Hope Van Dyne & Says Recent 'Ant-Man' Comics Are "Total Crap"

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 27, 2015

Also a bit about Janet Van Dyne.

'Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F' US Trailer

'Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F' US Trailer

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 27, 2015

Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watch these cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things!

CBR Teases Evil Turn With Obvious Click-Baiting Ant-Man Article

CBR Teases Evil Turn With Obvious Click-Baiting Ant-Man Article

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Click-baiting articles; the evilest of a comic book web site's arsenal.

Due to SCOTUS Ruling, Owners of Dallas, Tx Comic Book Shop Got Married Earlier Today (Updated)

Due to SCOTUS Ruling, Owners of Dallas, Tx Comic Book Shop Got Married Earlier Today (Updated)

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Snark-free article!

Yeah They're Doing 'Secret Warriors' In 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' S3

Yeah They're Doing 'Secret Warriors' In 'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.' S3

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Guess it's not so secret

Confused Homophobes Excited for Ultimate Night of the Living Dead Comics, Set In Time Before Same-Sex Marriage Was Legal

Confused Homophobes Excited for Ultimate Night of the Living Dead Comics, Set In Time Before Same-Sex Marriage Was Legal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

The comics will be set in the universe of the classic film Night of the Living Dead, which predates today's historic Supreme Court decision to legalize same sex marriage.

Nickelodeon's Exclusive Goodies for SDCC Revealed!

Nickelodeon's Exclusive Goodies for SDCC Revealed!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

Nothing like the last second to utterly surprise us with so much want.

Beast to Identify as Uncanny Inhuman in All-New All-Different Marvel NOW!

Beast to Identify as Uncanny Inhuman in All-New All-Different Marvel NOW!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 26, 2015

The character will join the new Uncanny Inhumans team and book post- Secret Wars.

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