Tuesday, September 27, 2016 • Morning Edition • "At least we're not Newsarama!"

Everyone at Insight Editions Enthusiastic About New OGN Imprint

Everyone at Insight Editions Enthusiastic About New OGN Imprint

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2016

This, apparently, qualifies as comic book "news."

Squirrel and Raccoon Comic Likely to Be Best Thing Marvel Produces All Year

Squirrel and Raccoon Comic Likely to Be Best Thing Marvel Produces All Year

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2016

We're calling this one now, with confidence.

Doctor Who Shocker: BBC Unearths Missing Episodes, Finds They're Actually Modern Cartoons

Doctor Who Shocker: BBC Unearths Missing Episodes, Finds They're Actually Modern Cartoons

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2016

No one is sure how this happened, but they've released a trailer anyway.

Stan Lee Sparks Health Scare With Shocking Comments at Toronto Fan Expo

Stan Lee Sparks Health Scare With Shocking Comments at Toronto Fan Expo

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 8, 2016

Luckily, everything turned out okay.

At Apple Event, Desperate CEO Tim Cook Begs Fans to Pre-Order iPhone 7

At Apple Event, Desperate CEO Tim Cook Begs Fans to Pre-Order iPhone 7

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

Cook said the company will no longer be able to make the product if customers don't shoulder most of the risk.

'Super Mario' Makes the Jump To iPhones (Legally) -- Updated

'Super Mario' Makes the Jump To iPhones (Legally) -- Updated

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

Also, Pokémon GO onto your watch.

Image to Publish New Jonathan Hickman Book Consisting of Nothing But Weird Symbols

Image to Publish New Jonathan Hickman Book Consisting of Nothing But Weird Symbols

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

The comic, which has no artist, will be the greatest epic in the history of comics.

Was DC's Suicide Squad an Elaborate Plot to Help Shia LaBeouf Infiltrate and Destroy Superhero Movies?

Was DC's Suicide Squad an Elaborate Plot to Help Shia LaBeouf Infiltrate and Destroy Superhero Movies?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

If you're reading this, you already know that the answer is "yes."

Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2 Photos Splattered Online

Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2 Photos Splattered Online

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

Bruce Campbell, Lucy Lawless, Ted Raimi, and Lee Majors are present for the return of Starz's cult Horror-Comedy

NECA To FINALLY Release Mirage Shredder and Foot Clan as NYCC Exclusive!!!

NECA To FINALLY Release Mirage Shredder and Foot Clan as NYCC Exclusive!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 7, 2016

Your wallets will VANISH at NYCC as NECA just revealed this whopper of an exclusive set.

Now Titan Comics to Produce X-Men Crossover Event

Now Titan Comics to Produce X-Men Crossover Event

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2016

There are too many X-Men crossovers for Marvel to publish alone!

Warner Bros Charges Self With Copyright Infringement, Piracy

Warner Bros Charges Self With Copyright Infringement, Piracy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2016

At least Warner Bros is being held accountable for something.

Police Investigating Multiple Dragon Con Sexual Assaults

Police Investigating Multiple Dragon Con Sexual Assaults

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 6, 2016

For the second year in a row, Atlanta's fantasy/sci-fi convention was marred by reported sexual assault.

'Space Battleship Yamato 2202' Will Be A 7-Part Anime Movie Project (Japan)

'Space Battleship Yamato 2202' Will Be A 7-Part Anime Movie Project (Japan)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 5, 2016

May come to the West

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.': First Look At Robbie Reyes

'Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.': First Look At Robbie Reyes

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 5, 2016

A.K.A. Car-ridin' Ghost Rider. Plus a robot?

Everyone Else Stuffs Harvey Ballots, Cheats Valiant of Rightful Victory in Stunning Shutout

Everyone Else Stuffs Harvey Ballots, Cheats Valiant of Rightful Victory in Stunning Shutout

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 4, 2016

Let's just all agree that Valiant deserved every award and the winners are nothing but a bunch of no good cheaters.

'Star Trek: Discovery' Will Spawn Books & Comics

'Star Trek: Discovery' Will Spawn Books & Comics

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 4, 2016

Hopefully you won't need CBS All Access for them…

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