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Man Dumps Fiance on Valentines Day Because She Wasn't Excited Enough About Marvel Regaining Spider-Man Movie Rights

Man Dumps Fiance on Valentines Day Because She Wasn't Excited Enough About Marvel Regaining Spider-Man Movie Rights

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2015

The breakup marked the third year in a row that Valentines day brought tragedy to the Shea family in Arkansas.

Lonely Fan Reading Article on Satirical Comic Book Website on Valentines Day

Lonely Fan Reading Article on Satirical Comic Book Website on Valentines Day

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 14, 2015

The fan reportedly had "nothing better to do today."

In Case You Didn't Have Enough Avengers Comics This Spring: Avengers VS

In Case You Didn't Have Enough Avengers Comics This Spring: Avengers VS

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

In which they fight.

Paying The Nightmare Forward: 'Star Wars' Wookie Furby

Paying The Nightmare Forward: 'Star Wars' Wookie Furby

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

“Furby” not “Furry.”

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Churilla Reveals Hellbreak Art Process via Snazzy Animated GIF

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Churilla Reveals Hellbreak Art Process via Snazzy Animated GIF

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

Witness the demise of our journalistic integrity in real time! And yes, we said "snazzy."

Marvel Taps Bendis & Sorrentino To Bring Unforgiven (aka; Old Man Logan) to Secret Wars

Marvel Taps Bendis & Sorrentino To Bring Unforgiven (aka; Old Man Logan) to Secret Wars

By GHERU in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

Here’s hoping it doesn't end 16 months late.

Ray Santiago and Dana Delorenzo Cast In

Ray Santiago and Dana Delorenzo Cast In "Ash vs Evil Dead"

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

The actors will play not Ashley J. Williams and not Ashley J. Williams, respectively.

Bleeding Cool and Rich Johnston Confirm Outhouse Scoop, Reveal Dan Slott Mystery Tweets

Bleeding Cool and Rich Johnston Confirm Outhouse Scoop, Reveal Dan Slott Mystery Tweets

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

It took Johnston two weeks, but he's finally solved the mystery!

Grammy Award Winning DJ

Grammy Award Winning DJ "Diplo" Uses Comic Artist's Work Without Permission, Becomes Belligerent Sexist When Called Out

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 13, 2015

Ironically, we will explain the whole thing using screenshots.

Here's When You Can Watch The Transformers: Robots In Disguise Cartoon

Here's When You Can Watch The Transformers: Robots In Disguise Cartoon

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 12, 2015

Set your alarm clock (and make sure it's not a Decepticon)

Ryan Reynolds Shows off Deadpool Movie Mask

Ryan Reynolds Shows off Deadpool Movie Mask

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 12, 2015

And the comic book media makes a big deal out of it because it's a slow news day.

Drea De Matteo to Play Villain on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Drea De Matteo to Play Villain on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 12, 2015

She will play Karla Faye Gideon, an obscure character from the comics who will probably be completely reinvented.

Sam Humphries Suffering From Severe Mental Illness, Believes He Is Talking Dinosaur in CBR Interview About New Secret Wars Tie-In:

Sam Humphries Suffering From Severe Mental Illness, Believes He Is Talking Dinosaur in CBR Interview About New Secret Wars Tie-In: "Planet Hulk"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 12, 2015

Another day, another super-mega-crossover event tie-in from Marvel.

Cinedigm and Wizard World to Launch Streaming Network, Start Zombie Apocalypse, Make Fans Fight to the Death

Cinedigm and Wizard World to Launch Streaming Network, Start Zombie Apocalypse, Make Fans Fight to the Death

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 12, 2015

That is what we're getting out of this press release.

Gaze Upon The My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Season 5 Trailer

Gaze Upon The My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Season 5 Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 11, 2015

Join the ponies on a journey of discovery on Discovery.

Dwayne

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Teases Hot Superhero Crossover Action with Black Adam in Future Film

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 11, 2015

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Crossovers Collide when Spider-Verse Meets Secret Wars

Crossovers Collide when Spider-Verse Meets Secret Wars

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 11, 2015

What are we doing with our lives?

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