Wednesday, September 28, 2016 • Evening Edition • "The Outhousers of Earth Ugh"

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Hello Nurse! "Animaniacs" & "Pinky and the Brain" Funko Pops! Announced

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 28, 2016

My kid doesn’t need to eat.

Funko Adds

Funko Adds "Star Wars: Rebels" to Pop!! Vinyl Collection

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 28, 2016

Well, there goes my allowance.

See The New 'Doctor Strange' TV Spot

See The New 'Doctor Strange' TV Spot

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 28, 2016

Plus a special IMAX preview in October, and a another new poster.

Taking Cue From Recycled Stories, Marvel Recycles '80s Artwork

Taking Cue From Recycled Stories, Marvel Recycles '80s Artwork

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

Gotta pinch pennies for the Disney shareholders.

Sam Humphries Signs Exclusive With DC, Immediately Breaks Contract

Sam Humphries Signs Exclusive With DC, Immediately Breaks Contract

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

The Green Lanterns writer then announced his exclusivity with his fiancée.

New 'Doctor Strange' Posters & Images (Updated)

New 'Doctor Strange' Posters & Images (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

Plus where we might see the Doctor after his movie debut…

I'm Just Saying: Civil War II Delays and

I'm Just Saying: Civil War II Delays and "Brangelina" Divorce News

By GHERU in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

I'm only asking the questions.

Valiant Shocker: Circle Chest Film Pushed Back in Favor of Harbinger

Valiant Shocker: Circle Chest Film Pushed Back in Favor of Harbinger

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

Valiant's most popular character will shockingly not be the first to hit the big screen.

Transformer Fans Scream in Horror as Mark Wahlberg Confirms Mini-Dinobots!!

Transformer Fans Scream in Horror as Mark Wahlberg Confirms Mini-Dinobots!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 27, 2016

The star of Transformers 5 is hinting that horrible script leak is true. RUN! RUN! This is not good! NOT GOOD AT ALL!

John Carpenter Confirms What Society Knew Years Ago: Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' Remakes Suck!

John Carpenter Confirms What Society Knew Years Ago: Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' Remakes Suck!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on September 26, 2016

In a story that would be more popular seven years ago, the filmmaker reveals he isn't at all fond of the remakes Rob Zombie made or of the man himself.

Bay Responds To 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Nazi Flag Controversy

Bay Responds To 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Nazi Flag Controversy

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 26, 2016

Thinks "Churchill would be smiling."

Mark Millar Demands John Cena For Movie Project

Mark Millar Demands John Cena For Movie Project

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 26, 2016

"Pit heem in mah movie!"

End Near As Stan Lee Bulk Films Cameos

End Near As Stan Lee Bulk Films Cameos

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 26, 2016

It's funny how Feige thinks, "He came in, he sat here, he stood there, he stood in this window, and then he went home," is a compliment.

The Mess Known As The Dark Knight III: The Master Race Bloats To Nine Issues

The Mess Known As The Dark Knight III: The Master Race Bloats To Nine Issues

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on September 26, 2016

Expect that ninth issue in 2020.

Sam Neill Joins 'Thor: Ragnarok'

Sam Neill Joins 'Thor: Ragnarok'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 26, 2016

Role unknown.

Report: Jacked Chris Hemsworth Photo Spoiled By Shirt

Report: Jacked Chris Hemsworth Photo Spoiled By Shirt

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 26, 2016

That didn't stop the comic book media from exploiting it for clicks, however.

In Unexplained Phenomenon, This Year's Simpsons Marathon on FXX to Have More Episodes Than Previous Marathons

In Unexplained Phenomenon, This Year's Simpsons Marathon on FXX to Have More Episodes Than Previous Marathons

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 23, 2016

How could this be?! Where did these new episodes come from?!

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