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Hasbro Reintroduces Hulk Hands With Closed Fists After 2015's Open Fist Design Fiasco

Hasbro Reintroduces Hulk Hands With Closed Fists After 2015's Open Fist Design Fiasco

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

The open hand model led former EIC Jude Traitor to be banned in four states.

Tom Holland Knows Nothing About Movie He’s Starring In.

Tom Holland Knows Nothing About Movie He’s Starring In.

By Travisaurus Rex in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Gossips however a spider a can.

Here's The 'My Little Pony: The Movie' Trailer

Here's The 'My Little Pony: The Movie' Trailer

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 29, 2017

Are you ready for the mane event?

Marvel Heroes Removing All Traces Of Fantastic Four

Marvel Heroes Removing All Traces Of Fantastic Four

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Except Doctor Doom. He's cool.

Disney Reportedly Impressed By Lord And Miller Han Solo Sizzle Reel

Disney Reportedly Impressed By Lord And Miller Han Solo Sizzle Reel

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

They'll probably still go ahead and reshoot it out of spite.

Get A Bite Of 'Marvel's Spider-Man' Cartoon Via A Short

Get A Bite Of 'Marvel's Spider-Man' Cartoon Via A Short

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

A short series of shorts will precede the TV series.

Matt Reeves Teases Noir Detective Version Of Movie Based On World's Greatest Detective

Matt Reeves Teases Noir Detective Version Of Movie Based On World's Greatest Detective

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Ben Affleck will still star in The Batman.

Fans Petitioning For Google Doodle On Jack Kirby's 100th Birthday

Fans Petitioning For Google Doodle On Jack Kirby's 100th Birthday

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Stan Lee will take credit for it, if it goes through.

R.I.P. Michael Nyqvist (1960-2017)

R.I.P. Michael Nyqvist (1960-2017)

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

The Swedish actor who was most famous for his roles in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Trilogy, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, and John Wick died from lung cancer. He was 56.

Sony Intern Hastily Put Together IMAX Poster for 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Revealed!

Sony Intern Hastily Put Together IMAX Poster for 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Revealed!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 28, 2017

Realizing their movie was coming out next week and had no IMAX poster, Sony decided to use an Intern's cut-up as the official poster for IMAX.

Watch A Preview For 'Star Wars Forces Of Destiny'

Watch A Preview For 'Star Wars Forces Of Destiny'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 27, 2017

Animated shorts start in July.

Jonathan Frakes Will Sit In The Big Chair For 'Star Trek: Discovery'

Jonathan Frakes Will Sit In The Big Chair For 'Star Trek: Discovery'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 27, 2017

Can Number One save Discovery from being a number two?

Putin's Ulitmate Plan Revealed! Warner Bros. Developing Live-Action Superman Red Son Movie

Putin's Ulitmate Plan Revealed! Warner Bros. Developing Live-Action Superman Red Son Movie

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 27, 2017

WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump to star.

Alan Moore Prepares Evil Curse Ahead of Anticipated Watchmen TV Show

Alan Moore Prepares Evil Curse Ahead of Anticipated Watchmen TV Show

By Nacho Man Randy Ravage in News with Benefits on June 27, 2017

Damon Lindelof responds, "No curse could be worse than the reviews for the last episode of Lost."

World Thinks Anthony Mackie And Sebastian Stan Only Joking About Hate For Tom Holland

World Thinks Anthony Mackie And Sebastian Stan Only Joking About Hate For Tom Holland

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 27, 2017

“Listen, Tom’s a little asshole,” Mackie said.

Spider-Man Colon Subtitle to Launch Phase Four of the MCU

Spider-Man Colon Subtitle to Launch Phase Four of the MCU

By Travisaurus Rex in News with Benefits on June 26, 2017

Pascal and Feige finally agree on something.

Tom Holland Retroactively Confirms Spider-Man Was In Iron Man 2

Tom Holland Retroactively Confirms Spider-Man Was In Iron Man 2

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 26, 2017

Was Holland even born when that movie came out?

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