Wednesday, June 29, 2016 • Morning Edition • "This is not rocket science, people. Get a grip."

Boyega Recruited For 'Pacific Rim 2'

Boyega Recruited For 'Pacific Rim 2'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 6, 2016

A traitor to the Star Wars franchise?!

DC to Confuse Your Mother More By Casting a Second Superman

DC to Confuse Your Mother More By Casting a Second Superman

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on June 6, 2016

Even if you dodge the calls, she'll still ask you at Thanksgiving.

REPORT: Comics Industry Bucked Digital Cannibalization Trend By Cannibalizing Self Long Before Digital

REPORT: Comics Industry Bucked Digital Cannibalization Trend By Cannibalizing Self Long Before Digital

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 6, 2016

With so few readers to cannibalize, the comics industry couldn't possibly sink any lower!

Newsarama Uses Year Old Quote to Demonstrate Not Everyone on Planet Reads Comic Books

Newsarama Uses Year Old Quote to Demonstrate Not Everyone on Planet Reads Comic Books

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 6, 2016

"Isn't that a boy?" asked Brie Larsen a year ago when asked about playing a relatively obscure female superhero.

NINJA VANISH! 'TMNT: Out of Shadows' Stays Within Shadows at the Box Office

NINJA VANISH! 'TMNT: Out of Shadows' Stays Within Shadows at the Box Office

By Zechs in News with Benefits on June 6, 2016

The movie only garnered $35 million in the Weekend Box Office, way down from the 2014 entry which took in $65 million in its first weekend. Maybe there's hope for humanity?

Goddess Gillian Anderson Joins American Gods

Goddess Gillian Anderson Joins American Gods

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

Fittingly, she's playing the goddess Media.

Hopkins Sworn In For 'Transformers: The Last Knight'

Hopkins Sworn In For 'Transformers: The Last Knight'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

Have the fanboys stopped screaming?

Bill Skarsgard Joins the Curryverse

Bill Skarsgard Joins the Curryverse

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

Tim Curry will not be cast due to scheduling conflicts and lack of interest from studios.

From Days Not So Long Ago… Comes Some 'Voltron Legendary Defender' Clips

From Days Not So Long Ago… Comes Some 'Voltron Legendary Defender' Clips

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

The Lion is not sleeping tonight.

For First Time in History, Comic Book Canceled Because of Extraordinarily Late Artist

For First Time in History, Comic Book Canceled Because of Extraordinarily Late Artist

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

DC Comics apparently had enough of Bryan Hitch's lateness on Justice League of America.

Dope Director Signs on for Flash Movie

Dope Director Signs on for Flash Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

He also directed a movie called Dope.

Thousands Injured in Geek-Themed Oven Mitt Mishap

Thousands Injured in Geek-Themed Oven Mitt Mishap

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

An Infinity Gauntlet styled oven mitt in the latest Loot Crate box spontaneously bursts into flame, kills wearers, or something.

REPORT: Marvel Regains Rights to Coveted Fish-Themed Superhero

REPORT: Marvel Regains Rights to Coveted Fish-Themed Superhero

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

The world can rest easy knowing that Namor the Sub Mariner is (probably) back in the hands of Marvel.

Civil War 2 #3 Promises More Meaningless Character Death(s)

Civil War 2 #3 Promises More Meaningless Character Death(s)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 3, 2016

A new teaser reveals that Marvel isn't done using the shock death gimmick to boost Civil War 2 sales.

Robert Kirkman Gives George R.R. Martin Lesson In Negotiating

Robert Kirkman Gives George R.R. Martin Lesson In Negotiating

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

"He should have just been like, Fuck you. You make it up now, I'll get to mine when I'm ready."

Helpful Website Recovers Lost Tweet for Poor Dan Slott

Helpful Website Recovers Lost Tweet for Poor Dan Slott

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

You're welcome, Dan.

EXXXCLUSIVE: Here's a Commercial for DC Rebirth Masquerading as a News Article

EXXXCLUSIVE: Here's a Commercial for DC Rebirth Masquerading as a News Article

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 2, 2016

It may seem silly, but this is actually a major problem with the comics industry and comics media.

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