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BREAKING: Chaos Erupts at DC EXXXCLUSIVE Contract Signing for Liam Sharp

BREAKING: Chaos Erupts at DC EXXXCLUSIVE Contract Signing for Liam Sharp

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 26, 2016

Once again, a DC Comics contract signing ends in violence.

EXXXCLUSIVE: Here's the Rest of Those Stupid Champions Teasers, So Just Stop It Already

EXXXCLUSIVE: Here's the Rest of Those Stupid Champions Teasers, So Just Stop It Already

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2016

We liberate the remaining teasers so you don't have to be in debt to Marvel anymore, comic book media!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Marvel Announces Next Big Super-Mega-Crossover Event That Totally Isn't Stolen From Porno

EXXXCLUSIVE: Marvel Announces Next Big Super-Mega-Crossover Event That Totally Isn't Stolen From Porno

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2016

You won't believe what Joe Quesada has come up with this time!!!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Gail Simone Joins Now-Less-Sausage-Party-y Fan2Sea Cruise Lineup

EXXXCLUSIVE: Gail Simone Joins Now-Less-Sausage-Party-y Fan2Sea Cruise Lineup

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 25, 2016

Simone joins the recently announced Chrissie Zullo, Amanda Conner, Laura Martin, and 16 dudes on the most fateful trip since the voyage of the S.S. Minnow.

Doug Liman Latest Director To Exit 'Gambit' Film

Doug Liman Latest Director To Exit 'Gambit' Film

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

Liman follows in the footsteps of Rupert Wyatt.

CLICKBAIT: Twelve Adorable Photos of Rob Liefeld Making Silly Faces

CLICKBAIT: Twelve Adorable Photos of Rob Liefeld Making Silly Faces

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

We provide these photos to all of you for the betterment of the internet.

Rob Liefeld Announces (Supposed) Return of Youngblood with New Creative Team

Rob Liefeld Announces (Supposed) Return of Youngblood with New Creative Team

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

...but we'll believe it when we see it.

EpiPen Manufacturer Takes Cue from Comic Industry; Raises Cost 400%

EpiPen Manufacturer Takes Cue from Comic Industry; Raises Cost 400%

By GHERU in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

All while maintaining the same number of pages...we mean drugs

Marvel's

Marvel's "Ironheart" Name for Riri Williams Apparently Stolen from Japanese Iron Man Porn Parody

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

We take back all of our complaints about Marvel stealing their ideas from Doctor Who. Please go back to that. Thanks.

Fan2Sea Comic Con Cruise Adds Laura Martin, Amanda Conner to Formerly All-Male Guest List

Fan2Sea Comic Con Cruise Adds Laura Martin, Amanda Conner to Formerly All-Male Guest List

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

Well, two out of nineteen is better than zero out of sixteen, we guess.

Greg Rucka to Launch Second Wonder Woman Book at Image With Leandro Fernandez

Greg Rucka to Launch Second Wonder Woman Book at Image With Leandro Fernandez

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 24, 2016

The book will be called The Old Guard, and will feature an ancient Amazonian warrior named Andy.

DC Comics to Sacrifice Intern Live on YouTube During 8-Hour Celebration

DC Comics to Sacrifice Intern Live on YouTube During 8-Hour Celebration

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2016

The publisher is thankful to the gods for its recent success, and hopes to continue its market share winning streak in exchange for the sacrifice.

Fan2Sea Comic Convention Cruise Launches With All-Male Comic Book Guest List

Fan2Sea Comic Convention Cruise Launches With All-Male Comic Book Guest List

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2016

It's the perfect cruise for any comic book fan, as long as they only like male comic creators!

Peter David Has Been Approached by Netflix About 'Young Justice' Season 3!!! *Updated!

Peter David Has Been Approached by Netflix About 'Young Justice' Season 3!!! *Updated!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 23, 2016

The original creator of Young Justice has been called by Netflix to talk about that cartoon that was also called that. Cause.. reasons? **Updated** Now Peter David is swearing he did not.

Marvel Touts

Marvel Touts "Change the World" Slogan in Teaser Exactly Like Yesterday's Teaser

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2016

We'll believe it when we see it.

Here's Your Unpaid Advertisement for Marvel Comics Shipping in November 2016

Here's Your Unpaid Advertisement for Marvel Comics Shipping in November 2016

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2016

Read em here, unless you enjoy intrusive popup ads and unnecessary javascript!

Here's Your Unpaid Advertisement for Image Comics Shipping in November 2016

Here's Your Unpaid Advertisement for Image Comics Shipping in November 2016

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 23, 2016

This is just so you don't have to click on CBR's redesigned site to read these.

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