Wednesday, July 27, 2016 • Afternoon Edition • "For when life fails you."

BREAKING: Marvel Prepping New Indiana Jones Series w/ Female Jones

BREAKING: Marvel Prepping New Indiana Jones Series w/ Female Jones

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 11, 2016

Jessica Jones will play the role of the famous archaeologist, but she'll be a private detective instead and use superpowers instead of a whip. Uh, it's actually nothing like Indiana Jones, now that we think about it.

Outhouse Shocker: 'Captain Marvel' Gets Relaunched (Again) In 2017!

Outhouse Shocker: 'Captain Marvel' Gets Relaunched (Again) In 2017!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 9, 2016

Well, I guess we know one character who survives Civil War II…

EXXXCLUSIVE: CBR Confirms Bendis Writing Doctor Doom as Infamous Iron Man

EXXXCLUSIVE: CBR Confirms Bendis Writing Doctor Doom as Infamous Iron Man

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 8, 2016

CBR EXXXCLUSIVELY confirmed our EXXXCLUSIVE report confirming Newsarama's EXXXCLUSIVE report about this (mind) blowing news.

'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' Possible Planet & Ship Info

'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' Possible Planet & Ship Info

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 8, 2016

Details again from a book preview…

Tartakovsky's 'Cage!' To Be Released Before Sweet Christmas!

Tartakovsky's 'Cage!' To Be Released Before Sweet Christmas!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 8, 2016

Finally! And just in time.

DC Finally Admits They Plan Their Comics By Playing With Action Figures, Announces He-Man/Thundercats Crossover

DC Finally Admits They Plan Their Comics By Playing With Action Figures, Announces He-Man/Thundercats Crossover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 8, 2016

We knew it! We god damn knew it!

RUMOR: Marvel Already Planning Second Iron Man Book (Spoilers?)

RUMOR: Marvel Already Planning Second Iron Man Book (Spoilers?)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 8, 2016

But it still might not be Tony Stark. PLUS! An interview with a high-ranking Marvel executive! Clickity click!

Thor Returns in New Book, But Don't Worry, Thor Will Still Be Thor Too

Thor Returns in New Book, But Don't Worry, Thor Will Still Be Thor Too

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

Everyone who is Thor will still be Thor, but now there will be one more.

BREAKING! FBI Probe Finds Evidence Linking Hilary Clinton Emails To Leaked BleedingCool Articles

BREAKING! FBI Probe Finds Evidence Linking Hilary Clinton Emails To Leaked BleedingCool Articles

By GHERU in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

Is it any wonder how Rich knows everything if he has the power of the Clinton machine behind him.

Watch Dan Slott Squirm to Deflect Criticism of Whitewashing Hamilton Cast in Silver Surfer Comic

Watch Dan Slott Squirm to Deflect Criticism of Whitewashing Hamilton Cast in Silver Surfer Comic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

Dan Slott is on Twitter taking full responsibility for... bwahaha no he's being his usual charming self.

In Sad Display of Desperation, CBR Offers

In Sad Display of Desperation, CBR Offers "First Look" at Riri Williams Iron Man Costume

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

Shockingly, it looks just like the regular Iron Man costume.

Marvel to Bring Back Cyclops Just to Kill Him Again in Death of X

Marvel to Bring Back Cyclops Just to Kill Him Again in Death of X

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 7, 2016

It's the 47th most important Marvel Comics event of the year. Well, of last year, technically.

Election SHOCKER: Quantum and Woody Leading Hillary, Trump in New National Poll

Election SHOCKER: Quantum and Woody Leading Hillary, Trump in New National Poll

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

In a major upset, the Valiant Entertainment comic book has taken a massive lead in the U.S. presidential race.

REPORT: New WWE Comics From BOOM! Studios Will Make Roman Look Strong

REPORT: New WWE Comics From BOOM! Studios Will Make Roman Look Strong

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

The comics were announced prior to San Diego Comic Con so that people might actually pay attention to BOOM! Studios.

Female Slimer Surfaces in Ghostbusters TV Spot; Plus: Let's Talk About Ecto Cooler

Female Slimer Surfaces in Ghostbusters TV Spot; Plus: Let's Talk About Ecto Cooler

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

It's time for a heart to heart, dear readers.

Double Dare Returns for One Night Only at Comic Con

Double Dare Returns for One Night Only at Comic Con

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

The sleazy mainstream comic book industry will provide the slime required for the show's physical challenges.

Riri Williams is Marvel's New Iron Man (Oh Yeah Civil War 2 Spoilers)

Riri Williams is Marvel's New Iron Man (Oh Yeah Civil War 2 Spoilers)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 6, 2016

Marvel spoils Civil War in an attempt to get some mainstream press attention for making Iron Man a black woman (written by a white guy).

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