Monday, December 22, 2014 • Evening Edition • "We're so sorry, DC. Please take us back."
Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony Hack

Corporations Continue to Show Lack of Spine as Paramount Pulls Team America Screenings in Wake of Sony Hack

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

America: fuck no!

2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year Winners

2015 Eisner Judges Announced; List Happens to Match Up With Outhouse's 2014 Comics Industrialist of the Year Winners

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

What an amazing coincidence that both organizations chose the six most intelligent, talented, and physically attractive people in the industry!

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

Marvel Ditches Spider-Woman Costume, Replaces It With Something Actual Humans Would Wear

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

In related news, Marvel fans bemoaned the critically low supply of jerkoff material in their comics.

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

The Terrorists Really Have Won: New Regency Cancels Comic Book Movie Due to Hacking Scandal

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on December 18, 2014

And it's not even Amazing Spider-Man 3.

Here Comes A Free Challenger! Street Fighter FCBD

Here Comes A Free Challenger! Street Fighter FCBD

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

You might have to shoryuken a kid in the face to get one.

The Terrorists Win: Sony Scraps The Interview

The Terrorists Win: Sony Scraps The Interview

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Where were these hackers before Man of Steel came out? Thanks a lot, hackers!

Fit For A King? King-Size Kirby Hardcover Arrives In July!

Fit For A King? King-Size Kirby Hardcover Arrives In July!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

And Many A Kirby Dot Will Be Spotted!

Marvel Comics March 2015 Solicitations

Marvel Comics March 2015 Solicitations

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Hey look, it's Princess Leia! That's pretty NOOOO NOT MY CLAREMONT BOOK GOD DAMMIT!

Congrats, DC Fans: Here's Your Naked, Dripping, Evil _____ ____ (SPOILERS, OBVS)

Congrats, DC Fans: Here's Your Naked, Dripping, Evil _____ ____ (SPOILERS, OBVS)

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Unlike Bleeding Cool, we won't spoil it in the headline.

Jason Reitman, Aaron Paul, J.K. Simmons, Kevin Pollak Putting on Live Empire Strikes Back, One Night Only

Jason Reitman, Aaron Paul, J.K. Simmons, Kevin Pollak Putting on Live Empire Strikes Back, One Night Only

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Spoiler: Vader is Luke's dad.

JK Rowling Confirms Jewish Wizard via Tweet for Hannukah

JK Rowling Confirms Jewish Wizard via Tweet for Hannukah

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Truly, it is the greatest of gifts!

Rumor Has It Viola Davis is Amanda Waller in Suicide Squad Movie

Rumor Has It Viola Davis is Amanda Waller in Suicide Squad Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

And that rumor is being reported in the usual places.

New Character Name Registered For Star Wars: The Force Awakens

New Character Name Registered For Star Wars: The Force Awakens

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

There is another…

Illustrator/Cartoonist Jack Davis Retires At 90

Illustrator/Cartoonist Jack Davis Retires At 90

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 17, 2014

Only 90? What a quitter!

New Pixels Movie Character Posters

New Pixels Movie Character Posters

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

Are you ready for the (more than) 8-bit 80s invasion?

Outhouse Celebrates as DC Comics Reaches Major Milestone

Outhouse Celebrates as DC Comics Reaches Major Milestone

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

It's the most blunderful time... of the yeeeaaarrr!

Star Wars Rebels Go To Oz

Star Wars Rebels Go To Oz

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on December 16, 2014

A wise voice they need, yes mmmnn…

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