Saturday, September 5, 2015 • Midnight Edition • "In this issue: an Outhouser will DIE!"
Academy Award Winning Actress Threatens Suicide if Marvel Makes Another Spider-Man Movie

Academy Award Winning Actress Threatens Suicide if Marvel Makes Another Spider-Man Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

Emma Thompson finds superhero movies a little bit repetitive, it seems.

DC Reveals

DC Reveals "Your Logo Here" Dark Knight III Variant Cover

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

Nothing says "this isn't a blatant cash grab" like making a variant with the words "your logo here" on it.

Marvel Creative Committee Disbanded After Founding Member Joe Quesada Revealed to Be a Skrull

Marvel Creative Committee Disbanded After Founding Member Joe Quesada Revealed to Be a Skrull

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 3, 2015

Sources close to Marvel Studios confirmed that the infiltration by Skrulls had been responsible for a majority of the disagreements between the two groups, and that many of the notes passed to film teams included demands to reveal the chemical composition for Adamantium and the location of the Infinity Stones.

Moderator Of

Moderator Of "I Love Isis" Facebook Page Pretty Darn Excited about Sudden Influx of New Likes

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 2, 2015

A Facebook page dedicated to 1975 TV series ISIS has exploded in popularity over the past year, much to the surprised excitement of moderator Daniel Bryan. Since July 2014 the number of ‘likes’ supporting the DC Comics Character has mysteriously risen from 23 to over 10,000.

Nickelodeon to Revive Popular Old Shows Only to Ignore Them in Favor of More Spongebob

Nickelodeon to Revive Popular Old Shows Only to Ignore Them in Favor of More Spongebob

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 2, 2015

According to Variety, Rugrats, Doug, Hey Arnold!, and You Can't Do That on Television are possible candidates.

Taking Inspiration from Comics Industry, Google Reboots Logo

Taking Inspiration from Comics Industry, Google Reboots Logo

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 2, 2015

Fan reaction to the change has been mixed at best.

Divas Devolution: WWE Diva Learns Lesson in Modesty in Last Night's WWE Total Divas

Divas Devolution: WWE Diva Learns Lesson in Modesty in Last Night's WWE Total Divas

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 2, 2015

When husband and wife Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella had a disagreement about Bella's wardrobe, the outcome was surprisingly puritan.

After 13 Years, Firefly Revival Finally Happening!!!

After 13 Years, Firefly Revival Finally Happening!!!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 2, 2015

Rejoice, Firebronies! Your salvation is at hand!

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Jude Terror Assures Anxious Investors as Outhousers Stock Plummets.

Double Takeover Exxxclusive: Jude Terror Assures Anxious Investors as Outhousers Stock Plummets.

By The Professor in News with Benefits on September 2, 2015

Market volatility persisted this week as investors found themselves worrying about the health of China's economy, tension with Russia, and news of the Outhousers hostile takeover by Double Take.

'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Animated 'Gamora' Runs With Some Bad People

'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Animated 'Gamora' Runs With Some Bad People

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 2, 2015

See Gamora before she ran with the Guardians…

TV Show About People Trapped Under Dome Shockingly Not Renewed for Fourth Season

TV Show About People Trapped Under Dome Shockingly Not Renewed for Fourth Season

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 1, 2015

This follows previously shocking reports that Under the Dome was renewed for both a third and fourth season.

Is This The Title For The 2016 Toho 'Godzilla' Reboot?

Is This The Title For The 2016 Toho 'Godzilla' Reboot?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 1, 2015

Sounds like a new Godzilla film…

Accomplished British Actor

Accomplished British Actor "Too Street" to Play James Bond, Says Author

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 1, 2015

What is it about Idris Elba that would cause someone to say that?

Double Takeover EXXXCLUSIVE: The Outhouse Finally Gets What They Deserve

Double Takeover EXXXCLUSIVE: The Outhouse Finally Gets What They Deserve

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on September 1, 2015

The comic book website has been the victim of a hostile takeover by former advertising partners Double Take.

Here's A Preview Of 'Shannara Chronicles'

Here's A Preview Of 'Shannara Chronicles'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 1, 2015

Game of stones (not really)

Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige to Answer to Disney Instead of Marvel Now

Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige to Answer to Disney Instead of Marvel Now

By John Lewis in News with Benefits on September 1, 2015

Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige now reporting to Disney instead of Marvel. Expect "Black Widow: The Avenging Princess" movie soon.

Two More Aliens Revealed For 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'?

Two More Aliens Revealed For 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on September 1, 2015

Via another toy leak…

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