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Toonami to Air Five-Part Micro Series by Mamoru Oshii!!

Toonami to Air Five-Part Micro Series by Mamoru Oshii!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on July 3, 2016

Toonami will be airing a five-part micro series by Mamoru Oshii sometime in 2017.

While We Wait: Behind The Scenes Of 'Samurai Jack' Season 5

While We Wait: Behind The Scenes Of 'Samurai Jack' Season 5

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on July 3, 2016

You can watch this short over and over until the new season starts

Draco Malfoy To Move To Central City

Draco Malfoy To Move To Central City

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on July 1, 2016

Years out from his time at Hogwarts, he's now coming to America.

HBO Confirms that Character Known for Knowing Nothing Actually Does Know Nothing

HBO Confirms that Character Known for Knowing Nothing Actually Does Know Nothing

By Grayson in News with Benefits on July 1, 2016

Valar Morghulis means Spoiler Warning, right?

Marvel to Make Avengers Great Again With U.S.Avengers

Marvel to Make Avengers Great Again With U.S.Avengers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on July 1, 2016

The Avengers are going to be really, really great. Believe us.

The Apocalypse Is Finally Canceled? 'Pacific Rim 2' Scheduled For 2018

The Apocalypse Is Finally Canceled? 'Pacific Rim 2' Scheduled For 2018

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

For now, take it with a kaiju-sized grain of salt.

Put Down The Scissors, That 'Marvel NOW!' Puzzle Is Done

Put Down The Scissors, That 'Marvel NOW!' Puzzle Is Done

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

Make sure you sweep all those little pieces of paper up too.

Young Marvel Superheroes

Young Marvel Superheroes "Quitting" in Droves; Will Smart Readers Follow Suit?

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

Ms. Marvel, Nova, Miles Morales, and Hulk have had enough of this shit... how about you?

What Dark Secrets Did the New Owner of Alan Moore’s Old Home Discover?

What Dark Secrets Did the New Owner of Alan Moore’s Old Home Discover?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

The answer may shock you.

Oh Great, Another Meaningless Shock Character Death from Marvel

Oh Great, Another Meaningless Shock Character Death from Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

Marvel just can't stop killing off its characters for shock value and short term sales boosts.

Midnighter and Apollo Mini Coming from DC in October

Midnighter and Apollo Mini Coming from DC in October

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

Squeaking this one in right before the end of Pride Month!

'Wreck-It Ralph' Returns In 2018 To Wreck The Internet (Updated)

'Wreck-It Ralph' Returns In 2018 To Wreck The Internet (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

As if it wasn't wrecked enough…

'Allo, Get These “Labyrinth” Themed “Funko POP! Figures” For $48 or One Little Brother

'Allo, Get These “Labyrinth” Themed “Funko POP! Figures” For $48 or One Little Brother

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

I know which payment plan I’d chose.

Swype File: Man Claims Latest Marvel Teaser Stolen From Shower Mosaic

Swype File: Man Claims Latest Marvel Teaser Stolen From Shower Mosaic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

The teaser exactly mimics the tile pattern the man has had in his shower since 1997.

Lazy Rich Johnston Asks Fans to Finish Marvel Teaser Puzzle Article For Him

Lazy Rich Johnston Asks Fans to Finish Marvel Teaser Puzzle Article For Him

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2016

We're happy to do the job for him!

Samuel L. Jackson, George Lucas Conspire to Produce Prequel

Samuel L. Jackson, George Lucas Conspire to Produce Prequel "Special Editions"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2016

In the new films, Mace Windu survives his fall and goes on to have an amazing Jedi career.

Superman Returns Actor Threatens Supergirl Appearance

Superman Returns Actor Threatens Supergirl Appearance

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2016

Brandon Routh wants to appear on all of CW's superhero shows next season.

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