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Disney Infinity 3.0 Goes To (Star) War(s)

Disney Infinity 3.0 Goes To (Star) War(s)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

The videogame upgrades and adds Star Wars (plus some other Disney stuff)

Whedon Leaves Twitter Day 2: James Gunn Calls For Peace and Understanding

Whedon Leaves Twitter Day 2: James Gunn Calls For Peace and Understanding

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 6, 2015

Another celebrity weighs in on the story of the century!

Machinima is Making a Weird Hybrid of RoboCop and the Reality TV Show COPS

Machinima is Making a Weird Hybrid of RoboCop and the Reality TV Show COPS

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do? Not watch this crap, that's what.

No, Disney Did Not Confirm An ‘Indiana Jones’ Sequel

No, Disney Did Not Confirm An ‘Indiana Jones’ Sequel

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

That is unless we’re just throwing the dictionary out of the window.

Martin Freeman Joins Cast Of Captain America 3

Martin Freeman Joins Cast Of Captain America 3

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Calm down, you’re thinking of Morgan Freeman.

Joss Whedon Leaves Twitter Day 2: Erik Larsen Speaks on Tragedy

Joss Whedon Leaves Twitter Day 2: Erik Larsen Speaks on Tragedy

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Our around-the-clock coverage of the story of the century continues as a fellow former Twitter quitter shares his thoughts on Whedon's plight.

Season 2 of Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles on the Way

Season 2 of Justice League: Gods and Monsters Chronicles on the Way

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

We don't have a lot of bad things to say about this, but we'll do our best anyway.

RUMOR: Josh Trank Was Fired From Star Wars Franchise for Being a Dick

RUMOR: Josh Trank Was Fired From Star Wars Franchise for Being a Dick

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

A new report dishes dirt on the Fantastic Four director's departure from the Star Wars movies.

REPORT: Warner Bros. Making Douchey Version of DC's Dial H For Hero Called #4Hero

REPORT: Warner Bros. Making Douchey Version of DC's Dial H For Hero Called #4Hero

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

At least we're assuming it's douchey based on the hashtagged title.

Internet Unfreezes 'Boba Fett' Anthology Rumor Again

Internet Unfreezes 'Boba Fett' Anthology Rumor Again

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Was this the movie Trank was on?

BREAKING: Patton Oswalt Says Joss Whedon Was Driven Off Twitter by a Progressive

BREAKING: Patton Oswalt Says Joss Whedon Was Driven Off Twitter by a Progressive "Tea Party"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

A startling new development in the story of the century!

Bro, Havok & Cyclops Are Bros In 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Bro

Bro, Havok & Cyclops Are Bros In 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Bro

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

Director Singer teases parents

In Totally Real Story We're Not Making Up, DC to Hold Reality Show Contest to Find Someone to Make Starman Movie

In Totally Real Story We're Not Making Up, DC to Hold Reality Show Contest to Find Someone to Make Starman Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 5, 2015

We swear, we are not making this up.

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Christie's Character Revealed (Updated)

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens': Christie's Character Revealed (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 4, 2015

Guess you won't have to wait for tomorrow.

Will Poulter In Negotiations To Play Pennywise In Two-Movie It Reboot.

Will Poulter In Negotiations To Play Pennywise In Two-Movie It Reboot.

By Juan Cena in News with Benefits on May 4, 2015

We're the Millers star in talks to play It's very scary killer clown Pennywise.

'John Wick 2' is Happening with Keanu Reeves!!!

'John Wick 2' is Happening with Keanu Reeves!!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 4, 2015

People keep asking if he's back? Yeah, Keanu is coming back as the dog-avenging "guy who you send to kill the FUCKING" boogyman" hitman!

Social Media Shocker: Joss Whedon Quits Twitter

Social Media Shocker: Joss Whedon Quits Twitter

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 4, 2015

He was probably hurt by all the people making fun of Age of Ultron only scoring the SECOND highest opening weekend box office of all time.

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