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NBC To Officially Become Powerless

NBC To Officially Become Powerless

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on January 8, 2016

NBC takes a do-over with DC Comics shows.

Indignant Douche to Adapt Dirk Gently For BBC America

Indignant Douche to Adapt Dirk Gently For BBC America

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 8, 2016

The man who went on a social media rampage about a Star Wars character being a "Mary Sue" will adapt Douglas Adams' novels for television.

Secret Wars So Late, Marvel Produces Historical Documentary to Catch People Up Before Final Issue

Secret Wars So Late, Marvel Produces Historical Documentary to Catch People Up Before Final Issue

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 8, 2016

Like Making a Murderer, it was filmed over the course of ten years.

Fans Want George Lucas Back on Star Wars

Fans Want George Lucas Back on Star Wars

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 8, 2016

It's hard to believe, but it's apparently true.

First Week of DC Superhero Writing Class Marred by Disruptive Student Behavior

First Week of DC Superhero Writing Class Marred by Disruptive Student Behavior

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 8, 2016

One student has been causing trouble for teacher Scott Snyder as DC attempts to groom its next crop of writers.

Pew Research Center: Millennials' Views of Religion Fall as Comics Prices Rise

Pew Research Center: Millennials' Views of Religion Fall as Comics Prices Rise

By GHERU in News with Benefits on January 8, 2016

We told you this would happen.

Daredevil to Release Before Batman VS Superman

Daredevil to Release Before Batman VS Superman

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on January 8, 2016

At this point Marvel Studios is just picking on DC.

Del Toro In Talks To Lead 'Fantastic Voyage' Remake

Del Toro In Talks To Lead 'Fantastic Voyage' Remake

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 7, 2016

Slide, glide, slippity-slide

'Daredevil' Season 2 Release Date Revealed In Posters

'Daredevil' Season 2 Release Date Revealed In Posters

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on January 7, 2016

You get the picture.

TNT Kills Teen Titans Live Action Show, Blames Steven Avery

TNT Kills Teen Titans Live Action Show, Blames Steven Avery

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 7, 2016

The star of Netflix's "Making a Murderer" is reportedly responsible for the show's cancellation.

Shyamalan to Helm Tales From the Crypt Reboot

Shyamalan to Helm Tales From the Crypt Reboot

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on January 7, 2016

The man behind the Will/Jayden Smith sci-fi affair is taking his "talents" to television.

Angouleme Changes Grand Prix to Open Vote

Angouleme Changes Grand Prix to Open Vote

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 7, 2016

The final result of this week's controversy is yet another condescending response from the festival.

Diamond Monopolist Steve Geppi Continues Anti-Poor Facebook Rants, Boasts of Playboy Lifestyle

Diamond Monopolist Steve Geppi Continues Anti-Poor Facebook Rants, Boasts of Playboy Lifestyle

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 7, 2016

We're somewhat ashamed that we fell so deep down this rabbit hole.

Official Rick & Morty Game Announced!

Official Rick & Morty Game Announced!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on January 7, 2016

Yes, we mean an actual official release because there have been unofficial games featuring the duo.

Brubaker and Phillips' Criminal Returning For Tenth Anniversary!

Brubaker and Phillips' Criminal Returning For Tenth Anniversary!

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on January 6, 2016

The oversized one-shot will be 64 pages for $5.99.

BD Egalite Repies to Condescending Angouleme Statement

BD Egalite Repies to Condescending Angouleme Statement

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2016

We bring you a very poorly translated version of their response via Le Google!

Founder of Ruthless Comics Monopoly Speaks Out in Favor of Income Inequality, Rebukes God Damn Liberals

Founder of Ruthless Comics Monopoly Speaks Out in Favor of Income Inequality, Rebukes God Damn Liberals

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on January 6, 2016

Fat cat and Diamond founder Steve Geppi took to Facebook to post a three year old essay bitching about Obama.

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