Monday, May 25, 2015 • Evening Edition • "We deal with the loons so you don't have to."
As Reward for J.K. Rowling Winning Defamation Lawsuit, Hot, Near-Nude Pics of Neville Longbottom Released on Internet

As Reward for J.K. Rowling Winning Defamation Lawsuit, Hot, Near-Nude Pics of Neville Longbottom Released on Internet

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 22, 2015

It could be that we're conflating these two stories because they both happened on the same day, but isn't it more fun to believe we aren't?

Man Will Not Watch Third Season of Popular Show After Trailer Reveals Characters Will Be

Man Will Not Watch Third Season of Popular Show After Trailer Reveals Characters Will Be "Outside the Dome"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

The new season of Under the Dome debuts next month, but a massive change may be in store for the series!

Using Taylor Swift Video, George Takei Taunts Marvel Over Lack of Female-Led Superhero Movie

Using Taylor Swift Video, George Takei Taunts Marvel Over Lack of Female-Led Superhero Movie

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

Oh my! That's gotta hurt!

Robert Kirkman Joins Transformers Movie Franchise

Robert Kirkman Joins Transformers Movie Franchise

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

Thank god! We were afraid he'd have trouble getting more work!

Is Madelyne Pryor’s Under-Boob A Victim Of The “Manara Effect”?

Is Madelyne Pryor’s Under-Boob A Victim Of The “Manara Effect”?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

We report. You Decide

Uncanny X-Men #600 Pages Leak Showing Meeting Between Young Iceman and Old Iceman

Uncanny X-Men #600 Pages Leak Showing Meeting Between Young Iceman and Old Iceman

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

What were they talking about?! The Outhouse has the answer!

Wrestling Shocker: Destination America Cancels TNA Impact

Wrestling Shocker: Destination America Cancels TNA Impact

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 21, 2015

Thanks, Obama!

Hasbro Wants You to Have

Hasbro Wants You to Have "Summer Fun" With These Hulk Hands, If You Know What They Mean

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Nudge nudge. Say no more.

Retailer Reveals DC's Secret New Marketing Plan

Retailer Reveals DC's Secret New Marketing Plan

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

...and the plan is already failing!

Lego Dimensions Trailer Featuring Christopher Lloyd Better Than Entire Batman v. Superman Movie Likely to Be

Lego Dimensions Trailer Featuring Christopher Lloyd Better Than Entire Batman v. Superman Movie Likely to Be

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Lloyd reprises his most famous role! No, not the dad from Suburban Commando! The other one!

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Bendis in Talks to Play

EXXXCLUSIVE: Brian Bendis in Talks to Play "Krang's Body" in TMNT 2

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Perhaps this is the reason Uncanny X-Men #600 has been pushed back??

Lex Luthor's New Look Post Convergence: Trenchcoat Wearing D-bag

Lex Luthor's New Look Post Convergence: Trenchcoat Wearing D-bag

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Lex Luthor: Vampire Hunter??

Suing Season Continues! Toho Sues Voltage Pictures' 'Colossal' for their Blatant Godzilla-like Kaiju!!

Suing Season Continues! Toho Sues Voltage Pictures' 'Colossal' for their Blatant Godzilla-like Kaiju!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 20, 2015

Toho gets in on the lawsuit action as they take aim at a Voltage Pictures kaiju movie starring Anne Hathaway for being a bit too much like their famous kaiju, Godzilla.

Pratt On For

Pratt On For "Three More" Or "Five More" Marvel Movies

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 19, 2015

Plus other genre movies, nudity, and poop.

DC Hears A ReBoot:

DC Hears A ReBoot: "DC You"

By GHERU in News with Benefits on May 19, 2015

I don't even know anymore

Marvel Comics Solicitations for August 2015

Marvel Comics Solicitations for August 2015

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 19, 2015

When EVERYTHING ENDS, everything will be REBOOTED... we mean JUMPING ON POINTED... oh, fuck it! Here's some more SECRET WARS crap!

French Comics Publisher Humanoids Scores Three Picture Movie Deal

French Comics Publisher Humanoids Scores Three Picture Movie Deal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 19, 2015

In the United States, the movies would be considered pornography.

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