Thursday, March 30, 2017 • Evening Edition • "At least we're not ComicBook.com!"

DC Teaming With Amazon For Digital Subscription Plan

DC Teaming With Amazon For Digital Subscription Plan

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

Is DC doing something smart for once?

Amazon Reveals Synopsis for Marvel's 'Generations'!

Amazon Reveals Synopsis for Marvel's 'Generations'!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

Amazon has a new listing and description for that mysterious teaser Marvel hyped. Sadly, it still confirms no involvement of either William Shatner or Patrick Stewart in it.

Fast Lane 2017 Results Cause Massive Plumbing Issues Across Country, US Sanitation Department Reports

Fast Lane 2017 Results Cause Massive Plumbing Issues Across Country, US Sanitation Department Reports

By Zechs in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

Due to the WWE PPV last night, the US Sanitation department is reporting horrible plumbing issues across the country due to casual viewers experiencing massive amounts of sickness and nausea from watching the event.

Circle Chest Chooses Your Neighbor as Director

Circle Chest Chooses Your Neighbor as Director

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on March 6, 2017

We're just assuming he's the guy who lives next door.

ECCC: Mitch Gerads Will Be Artist On The Upcoming Batman/Swamp Thing Team-Up

ECCC: Mitch Gerads Will Be Artist On The Upcoming Batman/Swamp Thing Team-Up

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Swamp Thing continues to pop up in the most unexpected places.

Confused Over Constant Number Ones, Marvel To Go Back To Legacy Numbering

Confused Over Constant Number Ones, Marvel To Go Back To Legacy Numbering

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Marvel editor and ukelele player Jordan D. White said, "I'm not a drummer. I can count past four. I swear."

Walking Dead Showrunner Scott Gimple Knows More About Walking Dead Comics Than Robert Kirkman

Walking Dead Showrunner Scott Gimple Knows More About Walking Dead Comics Than Robert Kirkman

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Straight from the horse's mouth.

Oops Missed It. 'Spider-Woman' Ends In March (Very Minor Update)

Oops Missed It. 'Spider-Woman' Ends In March (Very Minor Update)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Which apparently was the plan all along.

Current Marvel Writer Says Marvel Would Win A New Marvel/DC Crossover

Current Marvel Writer Says Marvel Would Win A New Marvel/DC Crossover

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

In exchange, David F. Walker gets to stay employed.

Valiant Working On Series Of Digital TV Shows No One Will Watch

Valiant Working On Series Of Digital TV Shows No One Will Watch

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

They also showed footage highlighting Circle Chest's makeup.

Todd McFarlane Says New Spawn Movie Will Be More Rated R Than Logan Or Deadpool

Todd McFarlane Says New Spawn Movie Will Be More Rated R Than Logan Or Deadpool

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

He wants to see the film as a hard, dark R, unlike Deadpool or Logan.

'Ghost In The Shell' Collaboration With The West Coming 2018

'Ghost In The Shell' Collaboration With The West Coming 2018

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

East-West Interface

Ryan Reynolds Releases Deadpool: No Good Deed Short

Ryan Reynolds Releases Deadpool: No Good Deed Short

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 5, 2017

Wade and the other girls from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants plan a trip to Cabot Cove.

Mignola Calls Hellboy 3

Mignola Calls Hellboy 3 "a Dead Issue"

By Tess Harlowe in News with Benefits on March 4, 2017

He then began informing children that Santa is not real.

Don't Worry, Fraction, Zdarsky, and Wu's New Superhero Series To Be Released Someday

Don't Worry, Fraction, Zdarsky, and Wu's New Superhero Series To Be Released Someday

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 4, 2017

Originally titled "The Recidivist”, the book is now titled “Mr. Recidivism".

Kelly Sue DeConnick Farms Out Bitch Planet With New Anthology

Kelly Sue DeConnick Farms Out Bitch Planet With New Anthology

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 4, 2017

The series has had 9 issues released in 24 months.

IDW To Begrudgingly Publish Clue Comics

IDW To Begrudgingly Publish Clue Comics

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on March 4, 2017

IDW Editor-In-Chief Chris Ryall was overheard at the Hasbro meeting saying, "You want me to do what?"

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