Thursday, July 28, 2016 • Midnight Edition • "Now part of a nutrituous breakfast!"

What Dark Secrets Did the New Owner of Alan Moore’s Old Home Discover?

What Dark Secrets Did the New Owner of Alan Moore’s Old Home Discover?

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

The answer may shock you.

Oh Great, Another Meaningless Shock Character Death from Marvel

Oh Great, Another Meaningless Shock Character Death from Marvel

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

Marvel just can't stop killing off its characters for shock value and short term sales boosts.

Midnighter and Apollo Mini Coming from DC in October

Midnighter and Apollo Mini Coming from DC in October

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

Squeaking this one in right before the end of Pride Month!

'Wreck-It Ralph' Returns In 2018 To Wreck The Internet (Updated)

'Wreck-It Ralph' Returns In 2018 To Wreck The Internet (Updated)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

As if it wasn't wrecked enough…

'Allo, Get These “Labyrinth” Themed “Funko POP! Figures” For $48 or One Little Brother

'Allo, Get These “Labyrinth” Themed “Funko POP! Figures” For $48 or One Little Brother

By GHERU in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

I know which payment plan I’d chose.

Swype File: Man Claims Latest Marvel Teaser Stolen From Shower Mosaic

Swype File: Man Claims Latest Marvel Teaser Stolen From Shower Mosaic

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 30, 2016

The teaser exactly mimics the tile pattern the man has had in his shower since 1997.

Lazy Rich Johnston Asks Fans to Finish Marvel Teaser Puzzle Article For Him

Lazy Rich Johnston Asks Fans to Finish Marvel Teaser Puzzle Article For Him

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2016

We're happy to do the job for him!

Samuel L. Jackson, George Lucas Conspire to Produce Prequel

Samuel L. Jackson, George Lucas Conspire to Produce Prequel "Special Editions"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2016

In the new films, Mace Windu survives his fall and goes on to have an amazing Jedi career.

Superman Returns Actor Threatens Supergirl Appearance

Superman Returns Actor Threatens Supergirl Appearance

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 29, 2016

Brandon Routh wants to appear on all of CW's superhero shows next season.

Spidey's Back In 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Set Photos

Spidey's Back In 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Set Photos

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 29, 2016

Mostly centering around a truck.

Guinness World Records Representative to Be On Hand for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Premiere Ratings

Guinness World Records Representative to Be On Hand for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Premiere Ratings

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on June 28, 2016

The show will attempt to set the world record for lowest ratings of a network television premiere.

Will The New 'Dungeons & Dragons' Movie Soon Get Its First Player Character?

Will The New 'Dungeons & Dragons' Movie Soon Get Its First Player Character?

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 28, 2016

Divergent star in early negotiations

Before 'Transformers: Combiner Wars' There Is 'Prelude To Transformers: Combiner Wars' (Part 1)

Before 'Transformers: Combiner Wars' There Is 'Prelude To Transformers: Combiner Wars' (Part 1)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 28, 2016

Brought to you in glorious stilted animation!

SDCC SHOCKER: Comic Book Show Coming Out Right After Comic Con Will Have Presence at Comic Con

SDCC SHOCKER: Comic Book Show Coming Out Right After Comic Con Will Have Presence at Comic Con

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 28, 2016

Luke Cage will debut at San Diego Comic Con.

Captain America: Secret Nazi No More?!

Captain America: Secret Nazi No More?!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 28, 2016

Turns out it was just mind control after all, despite Marvel's claims that it wasn't. (SPOILERS)

Trouble at Stela as Co-Founder Departs Amidst Possible Rights Concerns

Trouble at Stela as Co-Founder Departs Amidst Possible Rights Concerns

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on June 28, 2016

According to Mark Waid, the company's investors have started demanding creators sign over rights to the subscription digital comics service.

Reed Dishes Some Crumbs About 'Ant-Man And The Wasp'

Reed Dishes Some Crumbs About 'Ant-Man And The Wasp'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on June 28, 2016

Ant-Man's status, Wasp's role, and comic inspiration.

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