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BREAKING: CBR Sold to Valnet, Inc; Future of Comic Book Fluff News in Doubt

BREAKING: CBR Sold to Valnet, Inc; Future of Comic Book Fluff News in Doubt

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 4, 2016

Nothing assures us of the promise of journalistic integrity like the words "brand portfolio."

Marvel Reveals Details of Spider-Man Dead No More EvenZZZZZzzzzz

Marvel Reveals Details of Spider-Man Dead No More EvenZZZZZzzzzz

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 4, 2016

Sorry, we fell asleep while writing that headline.

REPORT: Laryngitis Outbreak Rocks Wrestlemania Crowd

REPORT: Laryngitis Outbreak Rocks Wrestlemania Crowd

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 4, 2016

The sudden spread of infection led to strangely low crowd noise during the most important parts of the pro wrestling event.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 10

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 10

By Ali Jaffery the Hunk in News with Benefits on April 3, 2016

A little girl behind us sighed during the fight scene and the whole audience lost their shit in sympathy.

'Hunter x Hunter' Arriving on Toonami April 16th!

'Hunter x Hunter' Arriving on Toonami April 16th!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 3, 2016

The popular anime will be filling the void once Parasyte runs it's course this week.

RiffTrax to Hold MST3K Reunion on June 28th!!

RiffTrax to Hold MST3K Reunion on June 28th!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on April 3, 2016

Rifftrax will be hosting a special event that'll air in theaters June 28th featuring most of the cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Yes, we mean those fellas who aren't Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett cause they'll already be there.

Here's A Small Batch Of Cumberbatch Filming 'Doctor Strange' in NY

Here's A Small Batch Of Cumberbatch Filming 'Doctor Strange' in NY

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 2, 2016

Photos show a lot of running and…?

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 9

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 9

By Ali Jaffery the Hunk in News with Benefits on April 2, 2016

Batfleck, Bacne, My God...

'Iron Fist' Gets His Wing (Minor Update)

'Iron Fist' Gets His Wing (Minor Update)

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on April 2, 2016

From wingman to Wing.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 8

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 8

By Ali Jaffery the Hunk in News with Benefits on April 1, 2016

Does Supermang kill?(!)?

The Outhouse Presents: April Fools 2016 Round Up

The Outhouse Presents: April Fools 2016 Round Up

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on April 1, 2016

Your one stop for all the great jokes on April Fools Day.

Final Dead No More Teaser Released, Pictures Combine to Form Terrifying Image

Final Dead No More Teaser Released, Pictures Combine to Form Terrifying Image

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2016

In a shocking surprise, the teasers reveal a nude photo of Tom Brevoort rolling on a bed covered in money.

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2016

Things got out of control when Bill Jemas unleashed a zombie plague on the company for April Fools.

Celebrate Our New Sponsors By Eating Comic Bento for Lunch Today!

Celebrate Our New Sponsors By Eating Comic Bento for Lunch Today!

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on April 1, 2016

It's the most nutritionally balanced comic subscription box service on the market today!

RUMOR: New Mutants Movie Gets Its First Mutants

RUMOR: New Mutants Movie Gets Its First Mutants

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on April 1, 2016

Look forward to more mutants with familiar Game of Thrones faces.

Suicide Squad Undergoing Reshoots To Add More Queen Songs

Suicide Squad Undergoing Reshoots To Add More Queen Songs

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on April 1, 2016

These reshoots have nothing to do with the dark tone of Batman v Superman.

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 7

ALI V BATMAN V SUPERMAN : DAY 7

By Ali Jaffery the Hunk in News with Benefits on March 31, 2016

Time for Lois Lane to pop in!

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