Monday, March 30, 2015 • Evening Edition • "We put the lotion in the basket."
Today Secret Wars Gets Weirdworld

Today Secret Wars Gets Weirdworld

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

The series will be a hodgepodge.

Long-Running Webcomic Looking For Group's First Issue Now Available For Pre-Order

Long-Running Webcomic Looking For Group's First Issue Now Available For Pre-Order

By ThanosCopter in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

The first issue, with an April release date, is available to add to pull lists everywhere!

Hugh Jackman Speculates That Avengers and X-Men Movieverses Could Cross Over

Hugh Jackman Speculates That Avengers and X-Men Movieverses Could Cross Over

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

And like the hit-grabbing lapdogs they are, the internet reports it as news.

Chinese Box Office Bigger than U.S.A. for First Time Ever

Chinese Box Office Bigger than U.S.A. for First Time Ever

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

So long, American exceptionalism.

Better Late Than Never - Avengers: Age Of Ultron Captain America Poster

Better Late Than Never - Avengers: Age Of Ultron Captain America Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

At least he made it.

Secret Wars Has X-Tinction On Its Agenda

Secret Wars Has X-Tinction On Its Agenda

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

Cry Havok

More WTD Certified Variant Covers Released

More WTD Certified Variant Covers Released

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

They'll quack you up

EXXXCLUSIVE: First Look at

EXXXCLUSIVE: First Look at "The Great One" Brian Michael Bendis as The Kingpin in Daredevil

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 3, 2015

The first pictures of the bald villain hit the web today.

Disney Releases GOTG Soundtrack on Cassette, Immediately Sparks Comment Section Flame War

Disney Releases GOTG Soundtrack on Cassette, Immediately Sparks Comment Section Flame War

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

"It's a collectible item, shit head."

Rumor: Drew Goddard to Write and Direct Marvel's Spider-Man Movie (Updated: Or Not)

Rumor: Drew Goddard to Write and Direct Marvel's Spider-Man Movie (Updated: Or Not)

By El Presidente in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

The Cabin in the Woods director and writer of Cloverfield and Netflix's Daredevil will reportedly helm the Spidey reboot.

Marvel Debuts New

Marvel Debuts New "Faith No More" Song on Website

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

They're already rehashing everything else from the nineties, so why not?

Secret Wars: Korvac Is Back!

Secret Wars: Korvac Is Back!

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

"A bad neighbor is a misfortune…"

Hawkeye Looks Sad That Nick Fury Left Him Out On His Avengers: Age Of Ultron Poster

Hawkeye Looks Sad That Nick Fury Left Him Out On His Avengers: Age Of Ultron Poster

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

There, there…

Breaking: Stolen White Superhero Characters Surface in Seedy Local Pawn Shop

Breaking: Stolen White Superhero Characters Surface in Seedy Local Pawn Shop

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on March 2, 2015

The owner is unsure whether he will give the characters back or attempt to sell them on eBay for a modest profit.

Michelle Rodriguez on Playing Green Lantern:

Michelle Rodriguez on Playing Green Lantern: "Stop Stealing White People's Superheroes"

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 28, 2015

The Fast & Furious actress made waves after dismissing a superhero movie rumor.

Adventure Time Will Make The Journey To Theaters

Adventure Time Will Make The Journey To Theaters

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on February 28, 2015

Jake will be able to grow to fill the big screen

Tom Ellis is Lucifer

Tom Ellis is Lucifer

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on February 28, 2015

In the TV show. Not in real life. We think.

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