Sunday, June 26, 2016 • Evening Edition • "Manufacturing outrage since 2006."

Classic Atari Arcade Games 'Centipede' & 'Missile Command' Headed To The Big (Not CRT) Screen

Classic Atari Arcade Games 'Centipede' & 'Missile Command' Headed To The Big (Not CRT) Screen

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on May 13, 2016

Did they not learn from Pixels?!

Next Week Will be Our First Look Back at Jack! Samurai Jack!

Next Week Will be Our First Look Back at Jack! Samurai Jack!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Long ago in a distant press conference, I ZECHS THE DARKNESS EVERY EDITOR FEARS unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE article on the new season of that foolish Samurai!

Stealing Lifeforce From Better Shows Like Agent Carter and Galavant, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Survives Cancellation

Stealing Lifeforce From Better Shows Like Agent Carter and Galavant, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Survives Cancellation

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Truly, no other show has mastered the dark arts like Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

'Jurassic World' Co-Writer Joins Up With 'Pacific Rim 2'

'Jurassic World' Co-Writer Joins Up With 'Pacific Rim 2'

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Derek Connolly, who previously co-write Jurassic World, has been brought on board to tinker with the script.

SUIT UP! Gundam Returns to Toonami!!

SUIT UP! Gundam Returns to Toonami!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans will be replacing Dimension W when that series comes to an end in May.

Grim and Gritty Archie TV Show

Grim and Gritty Archie TV Show "Riverdale" Coming to CW This Year

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Sure, we knew that already. But it's now super double-dog official! Oh, just click it!

It's Official: Supergirl Ends Run on Network Television

It's Official: Supergirl Ends Run on Network Television

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

It's moving to the CW. What? Come on, CW is hardly a "network."

DC Still Can't Get !@#$ Together, Announces Delays for Pre-Rebirth Justice League Books

DC Still Can't Get !@#$ Together, Announces Delays for Pre-Rebirth Justice League Books

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Presumably, they're just working round the clock on solving the pervasive sexual harassment problem and don't have time for anything else. Right? Right??

In Case You Missed It The Last Five Times, NBC is Going Forward With DC

In Case You Missed It The Last Five Times, NBC is Going Forward With DC "Powerless" Series

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

We're sure we just reported on this a few months ago.

SDCC and Lionsgate Planning New Comic Con Awards Show

SDCC and Lionsgate Planning New Comic Con Awards Show

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 12, 2016

Now geek culture will have another meaningless ceremony to pat itself on the back.

Voltron: Legendary Defender Forms New Trailer & Voice Cast Revealed!!

Voltron: Legendary Defender Forms New Trailer & Voice Cast Revealed!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on May 11, 2016

From days of long ago. From uncharted regions of the universe come's a new legend of Voltron. Still loved by good. Still feared by Evil. You're probably reading this in Peter Cullen's voice.

An Army Spokesman Weighs In On Captain America's Backpay

An Army Spokesman Weighs In On Captain America's Backpay

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on May 11, 2016

But don't worry, he makes sure to mention he knows Steve Rogers is a fictional character.

Darkseid Walks Off Justice League Movie, Heroes to Take Magic Carpet Ride

Darkseid Walks Off Justice League Movie, Heroes to Take Magic Carpet Ride

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 11, 2016

Get your motor runnin'. Head out on the highway. Looking for adventure... in whatever comes our way!

Valiant to

Valiant to "Yes And" All Through Out Valiant Summit

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on May 11, 2016

The publisher has been hard at work practicing character building techniques.

REPORT: Not Even Godzilla Wants Anything to Do With Michael Bay's Transformers

REPORT: Not Even Godzilla Wants Anything to Do With Michael Bay's Transformers

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 11, 2016

The sequel to Godzilla, inventively titled Godzilla 2, has been pushed back a year to avoid the next Transformers film.

Kevin Smith Shocker: Smith Would Be Interested in Paid Job Writing Arrow

Kevin Smith Shocker: Smith Would Be Interested in Paid Job Writing Arrow

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 11, 2016

Smith shockingly reveals that he would perform work in exchange for money.

China Launching Own Superhero Franchise With Russo Bros

China Launching Own Superhero Franchise With Russo Bros

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on May 11, 2016

The new franchise is being nicknamed "Captain China."

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