Friday, September 30, 2016 • Midnight Edition • "Putting the yellow back into journalism."

Robert Downey Jr. Gets Everyone's Hopes up for Something That Probably Won't Happen

Robert Downey Jr. Gets Everyone's Hopes up for Something That Probably Won't Happen

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on August 7, 2016

Call down. The world is not that kind of a place.

'American Horror Story' Season 6 New Teaser Compilation

'American Horror Story' Season 6 New Teaser Compilation

By IvCNuB4 in News with Benefits on August 6, 2016

Three new teasers and a few more plot hints.

ABC Pursuing A 'Star Wars' Television Series

ABC Pursuing A 'Star Wars' Television Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 4, 2016

Perhaps they should try aggressive negotiations

Michael Bay Displays His

Michael Bay Displays His "Hot Rod" All Over Instagram in Latest 'Transformers: The Last Knight' Reveal!!

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 4, 2016

The director realizes that no matter what he does, we'll still all see this movie and has posted nothing but pictures of his "Hot Rod" on Instagram.

Hibbs Moves to The Beat as Valnet Inc. Claims First CBR Casualty

Hibbs Moves to The Beat as Valnet Inc. Claims First CBR Casualty

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 4, 2016

Gotta make room for polls about how excited readers are for Marvel NOW! at the Eisner Award winning website.

Rick & Morty: Defendant Rick & Judge Morty Animatic Video Redux

Rick & Morty: Defendant Rick & Judge Morty Animatic Video Redux

By Zechs in News with Benefits on August 4, 2016

Now officially posted by the show in all it's glorious uncut and clear glory. Wubba lubba dub dub!

Local Retailer Betting Big on 1:1000 Champions Variant

Local Retailer Betting Big on 1:1000 Champions Variant

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 4, 2016

The retailer believes the teen superhero comic written by young buck Mark Waid will rejuvenate the comics industry.

Concerned Citizen Starts Petition to Stop DC From Making Any More Movies

Concerned Citizen Starts Petition to Stop DC From Making Any More Movies

By Gavin Dillinger in News with Benefits on August 4, 2016

The petition would prevent the negative reviews that make fans of DC superhero movies so angry.

Clint Eastwood Defends David Ayer, Suicide Squad

Clint Eastwood Defends David Ayer, Suicide Squad

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 4, 2016

Eastwood says that critics of big budget superhero movies are part of "the pussy generation."

Robert Kirkman's Hometown To Hold 'The Walking Dead' Celebration

Robert Kirkman's Hometown To Hold 'The Walking Dead' Celebration

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Tony Moore will also be in attendance, but as part of the catering staff.

William Shatner Willing To Return To Star Trek If He's Useful

William Shatner Willing To Return To Star Trek If He's Useful

By Tim Midura in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Meaning he'll certainly not be returning to Star Trek.

Powers Canceled by Playstation Network

Powers Canceled by Playstation Network

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

And Brian Bendis is powerless to stop it! Get it? Power-less?!

After Blow to Head from Falling Coconut, DC Co-Publisher Finally Understands Comics Business

After Blow to Head from Falling Coconut, DC Co-Publisher Finally Understands Comics Business

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Dan Didio gave a shockingly cogent interview to ICv2 about the state of the industry.

Marvel Signs Aaron Kuder to EXXXCLUSIVE Deal

Marvel Signs Aaron Kuder to EXXXCLUSIVE Deal

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Kuder will EXXXCLUSIVELY create comics for Marvel, starting with Death of X.

Suicide Squad Director Threatens Socialist Revolution in Response to Negative Reviews

Suicide Squad Director Threatens Socialist Revolution in Response to Negative Reviews

By Jude Terror in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

David Ayer isn't going to stand for the political and economic injustice inflicted upon blockbuster filmmakers by tyrannical critics.

Skydance To Produce A 'Sword Art Online' Live-Action TV Series

Skydance To Produce A 'Sword Art Online' Live-Action TV Series

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

Beware, also working on a VR "experience"

Long-Ass Synopsis Released For Season 4 Of 'Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

Long-Ass Synopsis Released For Season 4 Of 'Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.'

By sdsichero in News with Benefits on August 3, 2016

What came before and what's to come.

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